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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 16h
I always wondered how much Dr. Loomis billed the insurance for this
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel seen by Golden Axe.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No question about it
Dark Harvest by Norman Partridge. A pumpkin-headed figure moves through an autumn cornfield
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OVERHEARD: *Therapist To Her Young Client Struggling With Girl Problems*: “How should I put this?… Now most therapists won’t tell you this, but sometimes bitches ain’t shit but tricks and hoes.”
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“oi me beans” sent me over.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stone cold classic. I’m astounded how much I love both of them, but especially together.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love how in “Evil Dead Burn” the family is so awful at one point even the demons are like “Whoa… You people suck.”
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the greats but also as a resident one of the great San Francisco movies.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will never stop making this joke. Never.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s pretty good, but the end totally rips off that Aha video.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love this movie and just watched it last month! It came out two (2) weeks after “Star Wars” and was lost in the background noise. It’s an all time great evil vehicle design and that laughing truck horn! Surprisingly human and pretty great naturalistic performances.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I ask you yet again to refrain from posing my beach photos.
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Rich Tate 🎃 @richtate.com · 02/10/2024
Good morning! 💀 🎃
A 4-panel comic showing a young girl with short dark hair. The dialog reads, “It’s here. I can feel it. Ha ha ha. In the final panel she rips off her skin to reveal an exposed skeleton saying it’s Halloween time.
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 01/10/2026
Ok so you know that thing where Facebook shows your friends ads with pictures of your face inserted with AI based on scraping your old photos, well here's the process to opt out of it, which is absolutely insane us.norton.com/blog/ai/how-... you fill out a form from a link buried 3 levels deep
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I didn't enter any prompts. Muse used my face in an Al generated ad shown to my friends. I assume this came from photos I uploaded in the past to Facebook or Instagram as I have not posted anything in years.Screenshot of response
Attach one screenshot that shows yo response from an Al at Meta model, f must be less than 4 MB and saved as WebP file.

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My friend did not take a screenshot because they were too creeped out.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need Robert Pattinson and Dan Stevens to get cast along side each other so I can watch them do funny little voices at each other.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I read the book this was based on! It’s fine.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ugh, AI written books in a genre literally about human connection is ok?! Anyone who thinks that is a traitor to every writer and storytelling in human history.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2025
PSA
crudely cropped photo of Ian Holm as the android Ash in 'Alien' with the ms paint notation 'full of milk' with an arrow pointing at him
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Scream Kings Podcast @screamkings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Text: Goth Corn
Better known as:
Corn on the Macabre

Black corns!
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy Darmok Day! blessed are the meme makers!! 💖❤️💖
a curated Star Trek TNG meme featuring Captain Dathon from episode “Darmok”.

Caption: “Captain America, when the reference was understood.”
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some all time great Samara Weaving.
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David “Darkness” Weiner @davidweiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A reminder for movie fans looking to discover new film experiences. #filmsky #InSearchofDarkness
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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cartoon by Hergé. CAPTAIN HADDOCK: Wat een week, he? TINTIN: Kapitein, het is woensdag."
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly right. 🎯
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Rob McCallum @robmccallum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I got dumped by one of these girls…
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tapping the sign
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Underrated.
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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Horror fans be like "But he's my emotional support child killer. 🥺"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My favorite thing about this is all the people in the raw milk Reddit forums saying to make it safe you just have to heat it to 100C and it’s fine…
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reminds of the time someone Tweeted to S.E. Hinton asking why she had to kill Johnny in “The Outsiders” and her beautiful and succinct response of “Because I’m a stone cold bitch.” Perfection.
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Ramiel 🐇 comms OPEN @pawberry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My friend and I have spent the last two weeks comparing our continuing explosive diarrhea experience from getting cylospora from sharing a few strawberries. Food regulations are writ in blood and shit.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a former Texan, fuck that place, and fuck those people. The less I know about “Choosing Texas” the fucking better. “Texas is great, I love Austin!” Fuck you, that’s not Texas.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But… But my leprosy stolen valor!
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love reanimated skeletons so much and I didn’t expect the very best ones to be in this show. I salute you.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The discovery that Fox the Dog’s non Chihuahua half is Belgian Malinois answered a lot of questions and introduced so, so many new ones…
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Faith K. Falkner @faithfalkner.com · 27/09/2026
Be patient and kind to those who are making art right now. We're all self-funded and the richest, worst people in the world are trying to plaster over and erase our hard work.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watched that Backrooms motion picture last night. Very good. Obsession was also excellent. If this is the kind of cinema the crazy kids today with their hula hoops and fax machines are giving us, I’m not going to yell at them to get off my lawn, I will instead welcome them with lemonade and cookies.
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vanderkalm.bsky.social @vanderkalm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit.
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People aren’t faking their disabilities, they’re faking being well. We know society hates us. We know we will be judged for using assistive devices. Many of us take years to get the courage to lean in to accommodations. Stop judging. Help us build a more inclusive world.
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