Reposted by uptowngbvGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life. 7551891041
Reposted by uptowngbvMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I have no Olivia Rodrigo music takes (old) but she introduced a generation of girls to the Breeders and for that she has my sword 43123934
Reposted by uptowngbvdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo 268381108
Reposted by uptowngbvdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160193695
Reposted by uptowngbvBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Seeing a lot of discourse about the movie where people only get to have sex one night out of the year and what you have to understand is that for some of us that’s pretty good 2561440
Reposted by uptowngbvGoodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I thought you said, “I’m all right, Spider.” 032
Reposted by uptowngbvGoodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 07/07/2026One dog goes one way and the other goes the other. 01410
Reposted by uptowngbvPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/07/2026Throwing my “FIFA IS NOT CORRUPT” pennant in the trash 233321
Reposted by uptowngbvGoodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If I was going to break your balls, I’d say, “Go get your shine box.” 041
Reposted by uptowngbvℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti) 132042395
Reposted by uptowngbvLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 02/07/2026THERAPIST: Chili Vision isn’t real. It can’t hurt you. CHILI VISION: 2446666
Reposted by uptowngbvLiam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC 80113993391
Reposted by uptowngbvPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/07/2026Throwing my souvenir replica FIFA Peace Prize in the trash 446740
Reposted by uptowngbvJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026In line with Zohran Mamdani's socialist policies the Mets love to be publicly owned 114918
Reposted by uptowngbvPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 03/09/2025Asiago Cheese HQ when they landed the Bagel account 679378
Reposted by uptowngbvNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Gio Reyna Redemption Arc 424311
Reposted by uptowngbvNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I haven’t seen a Bosnian shot cause this much consternation for Canadians since Franz Ferdinand’s assassination led Prince Arthur, the Governor General, to declare war on Germany in 1914 and the newly-formed Canadian Expeditionary Force deployed over half a million troops to Europe. 2136855
Reposted by uptowngbvAlex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The place I donate blood gives points that you can exchange for gas cards which means I actually know the current exchange rate of blood for oil. Blood is going for 20.618 times an equivalent amount of oil. 533696903
Reposted by uptowngbvRadio Westeros Podcast @radiowesteros.com · 01/06/2026We have a new episode! Check your feeds for ‘Hidden Identities’ as we explore this trope in asoiaf, counting the many times GRRM uses it in his writing. Includes a walkthrough of four of our own theories about the identities of Quaithe, Lem Lemoncloak, Melisandre and the Ghost of High Heart! 084
Reposted by uptowngbvBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/05/2026This is what your uncle thinks life is like in cities. This is why he posts weird indecipherable stuff like “Omaha has fallen” on Facebook 962681
Reposted by uptowngbvKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I used to have political convictions but then I got scolded by John Roberts. That’s an important part of his job. Now I see that it’s time for me to listen and learn. 653042243
Reposted by uptowngbvBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I also feel like KFC needs to be on notice, the only reason Popeyes hasn’t driven them out of business is people don’t know if it’s owned by that sailor. 181593
Reposted by uptowngbvLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 18/04/2026This chair is uncomfortable. 261158199
Reposted by uptowngbvBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The Jedi are basically if NPR had to form a society. 1341228
Reposted by uptowngbvBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2026When you blow into the Nintendo cartridge so it works 1369160
Reposted by uptowngbvJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Bluesky you are being TOO MEAN to law professors. They have no natural predators and as such need to be able to post in captivity. We've also had a lot of challenges getting them to mate successfully. 421622
Reposted by uptowngbvlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him 1773261326
Reposted by uptowngbvNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026[watching the space launch]: Why are these people allowed to leave?! 832144
Reposted by uptowngbv💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Years ago, my mother-in-law started reading The Exorcist. She said it was the most evil book she’d ever read, so she threw it into the sea. I bought another copy, soaked it, and left it by her bed. 3926487600
Reposted by uptowngbvC H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Imagining the USMNT taking the pitch to Jelly Roll, breaking through a giant banner printed with their last child support statement 517411
Reposted by uptowngbvKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of. 5168881349
Reposted by uptowngbvBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Toad who lost his wife in the seventh war against Bowser: oh hey I guess they all decided to play tennis together ok that’s fine that’s ok 1391998
Reposted by uptowngbvBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something 522345251
Reposted by uptowngbvJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 09/03/2026How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene 595195603
Reposted by uptowngbvBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society 27476701067
Reposted by uptowngbvpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 04/03/2026just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge 251720354
Reposted by uptowngbvBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026RIP to the man who taught me everything I know about Marxism, Lou Holtz 2465127
Reposted by uptowngbvBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026THE WHOLE PLACE IS DARK 131678
Reposted by uptowngbvJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026You should be allowed to smoke cigarettes in a bar that's playing the new Sturgill album 21056
