Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialJames O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 05/10/2026Uncertainty over Bond casting means it’s time for the English Cricket Board to put Question Time on hold, according to FaceTime. 515329
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No she’s not. 21723120
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I cannot stress how important it is that no one explains to the Trump administration what "red diesel" is. I reckon we can get a pretty good afternoon out of it. 010
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialPaul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thousands of university jobs lost too, and barely a peep either. 381081332
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialThe Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I’m aware when I’m throwing these stones that the new Justice Secretary is in an impossible position, caused almost entirely by previous governments. But at some point somebody in politics is going to have to consider the idea of not structuring a criminal justice system on the whims of tabloids. 1228534
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 13/08/2026We have enough trouble building databases for things that were written on a computer to start with. 050
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialBrian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 12/08/2026I'm so tired. 😑 A direct link to the setting (next to last from the very bottom): www.twitch.tv/settings/sec... And more details in their Account Settings FAQ: help.twitch.tv/s/article/tw... 6396331
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026“The theatre needs to show other films and even if it didn’t the audience likely have obligations that require them to leave the theatre eventually” 212263182
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 07/08/2026‘A delivery was attempted today.’ From the new Private Eye, out now. 7933245
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026NEW Posthumous pardons in England are less about forgiving the offender and their crime, but about the state trying to forgive itself for horrific mistakes. Pardons should be for the living too. By me, at @prospectmagazine.co.uk www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/law/th...prospectmagazine.co.ukThe welcome posthumous pardon for Ruth EllisBut pardons should be as much about mercy to the living as to the dead 520152
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 18/05/2026That's just so many things to be in one story. 000
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Sorry I’m late I was scrolling down to find my year of birth 1132828
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Oh and the Tories largely suppressed their own voters, rather than anyone else, because they're bad at it. 000
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialWill Pierce @willpierce.bsky.social · 01/05/2026𝐌𝐒-𝟎𝟔𝐒𝐁 🔊 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵 — 𝘚𝘔𝘖𝘒𝘐𝘕’ 𝘉𝘐𝘓𝘓𝘠 04915
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 29/04/2026And if you're gonna be the hatchet man for politicians, you have to disguise it better than that! ...well, even a little bit might help. 220
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Olly Robbins had to implement something many people at the time believed to be a bad decision, badly made. But enough of his time as Brexit negotiator. 743287
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Lmao eat shit Viktor Orban 632231
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2026This is it, my best joke idea ever 1523525
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Ahh, the moments of greatest peril. Clearly we shouldn't look at the suitability of our executive to the moment. 000
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialb. wolo @bwolo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem: 374461831
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I regret to inform you that they've changed the headline! 000
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 23/03/2026At least I get to repost the greatest headline the Independent has ever run. 303178865
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialEdward Luce @edwardluce.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Strange situation where we await a statement from Iran to check whether there's any truth to what US president is saying. 28584931821
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.social~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 21/03/2026 441296
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Hey, were there any other things Khamenei forbid the development of we should be concerned about? 2291
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 13/03/2026The UK took a something like 6 year run up to WWII from the point regarding logistics and it still happened! ...at least in part because a lot of it got left in Northern France. 010
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 06/03/2026anthropic: I have made AI tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 322831453
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialtomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know. 7495854075
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialJeffrey Lewis @armscontrolwonk.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Pretty much. Also, Khamenei limited Iran's missile range to 2,000 km against the recommendation of the IRGC. 318756
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialBat Terror @mattthr.bsky.social · 02/03/2026RT if you have a job and are planning to vote Green. 01413
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 02/03/2026“I am the son of the guy whose secret police force used to terrorize you, please install me or my friends, for democracy” is an amazing pitch from the shah’s son 673303607
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I'd have a stab that a hard liner is more likely under the circumstances compared to if he'd passed away from being old. Though it depends on that three way struggle that is Iranian politics. 020
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Labour always going on about "the Red Wall" but I don't think those mice are even allowed to vote, no matter how good their food is. 65016
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialChris Kempshall @chriskempshall.bsky.social · 27/02/2026 312826
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 24/02/2026We seem to be supposed to be insinuating something from the absence of subsequent events, but I don't see how they'd be distinguishable from the noise. 110
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 24/02/2026They've really not given an observer a lot to work with there, we don't even have a time scale that I can see. The alleged test seems to be quite long, but if I ever did seismology I've forgotten it all! 110
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Yeah, but all we got was a lousy Military Junta. 000
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 20/02/2026After what, 11 hours? That's a lot of questions. Or they wanted him out of the way while they rifled through stuff. Or both. 000
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialrowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 07/02/2026hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this 3878413187
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Because he sucks? 312115
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/02/2026 128165454619
