Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialJames O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 05/10/2026Uncertainty over Bond casting means it’s time for the English Cricket Board to put Question Time on hold, according to FaceTime. 515329
unlikelyresult.bsky.social @unlikelyresult.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I cannot stress how important it is that no one explains to the Trump administration what "red diesel" is. I reckon we can get a pretty good afternoon out of it. 010
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialPaul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thousands of university jobs lost too, and barely a peep either. 381081332
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialThe Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I’m aware when I’m throwing these stones that the new Justice Secretary is in an impossible position, caused almost entirely by previous governments. But at some point somebody in politics is going to have to consider the idea of not structuring a criminal justice system on the whims of tabloids. 1228534
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialBrian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 12/08/2026I'm so tired. 😑 A direct link to the setting (next to last from the very bottom): www.twitch.tv/settings/sec... And more details in their Account Settings FAQ: help.twitch.tv/s/article/tw... 6396331
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026“The theatre needs to show other films and even if it didn’t the audience likely have obligations that require them to leave the theatre eventually” 212264182
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 07/08/2026‘A delivery was attempted today.’ From the new Private Eye, out now. 7933245
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026NEW Posthumous pardons in England are less about forgiving the offender and their crime, but about the state trying to forgive itself for horrific mistakes. Pardons should be for the living too. By me, at @prospectmagazine.co.uk www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/law/th...prospectmagazine.co.ukThe welcome posthumous pardon for Ruth EllisBut pardons should be as much about mercy to the living as to the dead 520152
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Sorry I’m late I was scrolling down to find my year of birth 1132828
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialWill Pierce @willpierce.bsky.social · 01/05/2026𝐌𝐒-𝟎𝟔𝐒𝐁 🔊 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵 — 𝘚𝘔𝘖𝘒𝘐𝘕’ 𝘉𝘐𝘓𝘓𝘠 04915
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Olly Robbins had to implement something many people at the time believed to be a bad decision, badly made. But enough of his time as Brexit negotiator. 743287
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Lmao eat shit Viktor Orban 632231
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 30/03/2026This is it, my best joke idea ever 1523525
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialb. wolo @bwolo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem: 374462831
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 23/03/2026At least I get to repost the greatest headline the Independent has ever run. 303180865
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialEdward Luce @edwardluce.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Strange situation where we await a statement from Iran to check whether there's any truth to what US president is saying. 28584931821
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.social~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 21/03/2026 441396
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 06/03/2026anthropic: I have made AI tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 322831453
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialtomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know. 7495854075
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialJeffrey Lewis @armscontrolwonk.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Pretty much. Also, Khamenei limited Iran's missile range to 2,000 km against the recommendation of the IRGC. 318756
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialBat Terror @mattthr.bsky.social · 02/03/2026RT if you have a job and are planning to vote Green. 01413
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 02/03/2026“I am the son of the guy whose secret police force used to terrorize you, please install me or my friends, for democracy” is an amazing pitch from the shah’s son 673304607
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Labour always going on about "the Red Wall" but I don't think those mice are even allowed to vote, no matter how good their food is. 65016
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialChris Kempshall @chriskempshall.bsky.social · 27/02/2026 312826
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialrowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 07/02/2026hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this 3878423187
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Because he sucks? 312115
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/02/2026 128165494620
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/02/2026bullshit. I dare you to find a single person who was exploded by a direct RPG blast to the torso and has anything negative to say about the experience. 582339184
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/02/2026y'all if you don't think this is a perfectly accurate and complete depiction of history please consider that this is just a thing i thought would be funny to post on a microblogging website 18106316
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialacab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 24/01/2026locked in? bro i’m tucked in 625691021
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialThe Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026“It is too early to judge the assortment of war criminals, dictators and autocrats who have paid a demented racist warmonger a billion pounds to be a member of his exclusive club.” 27479173
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialWill Dunn @willdunn.bsky.social · 21/01/2026"Without us you'd all be speaking German", Donald Trump tells an audience in Davos, in Switzerland. Where the most common language is German. 501033235
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialGaby Hinsliff @gabyhinsliff.bsky.social · 16/01/2026‘War for Greenland is boring, let’s talk about the Tories’ is genuinely the weirdest thing for a former ambassador *to Denmark* to say, apart from anything else 16656123
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 14/01/2026boy that gyre sure keeps getting wider 881687189
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialSunsette / Cynthia Skye @sunderedmarches.com · 12/01/2026Not the same effect but I think deeply related 776483
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.social2000 AD Comics @2000ad.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Dredd once again takes on an eldritch evil 39329
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialHeather Bruce @arthropodlegs.bsky.social · 30/12/2025“The secret that scientists don’t want you to know about!” 🧪 720860
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialScott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Jesus Christ. Ordinarily when you see a guy like Jim O'Neill on TV, he has wires coming out of his hands and he's trying to figure out a way to defeat the Thunderbirds. 4182
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Should Andrew Mountbatten Windsor lose further titles? 1116731
Reposted by @unlikelyresult.bsky.socialRuss Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 27/12/2025How shit at business do you have to be, to be personally worth 37,000 times the amount an average UK worker will earn in a LIFETIME, and still be incapable of withstanding a tiny tax increase? 1161416391
