iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Attention everyone I know! Perfectly accurate, no notes. (Forwarded to me; ultimate source unclear.)

Image headlined "WHAT YOUR FAVORITE OBSOLETE ENGLISH LETTER SAYS ABOUT YOU", with thumbnails of MSS focusing on thorn, eth, wynn, yogh, ash, insular G, and long S; each one has the label "You are a nerd."

I have dyscalculia and spent the ENTIRE DAY minus a trip to the grocery store trying to reverse engineer the world's shittiest paperwork to see if we were getting paid correctly.

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Brain Melt Brain Puddle

Alt: A gif of a brain meting into a pink puddle of goo.

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Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 17h

Somebody totally misread The Diary of Anne Frank

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Paul Brislen @brislen.nz · 01/10/2026

That is a very coherent argument.

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Uhhhhmanda @uhhhhmanda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My friends Shane and Ryan call him D. B. Tuber.

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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up

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Internet Archive @archive.org · 30/09/2026

Here's a small thing you can do for the future: 🌐 Find a webpage you care about. 💾 Save it. ✔️ That's it. One saved page becomes part of the web's shared memory. Try it today 👉 web.archive.org #ToolsYouCanUse

Cream graph-paper graphic framed by yellow line art, featuring a screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine page, with the "Save Page Now" options circled in red. A yellow ">" chevron tagline below reads "tools you can use," pointing toward a yellow arrow.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

imagine trying to pitch mr. bean if mr Bean didn't exist

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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 30/09/2026

this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.

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Uhhhhmanda @uhhhhmanda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's a rainy fall day and I am eating freshly-baked cookies, drinking coffee, and watching silent-era horror movies on @archive.org ♡

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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Uhhhhmanda @uhhhhmanda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I guess the two genders are "girls" and "me" and I'm "me."

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90,000 Bees In A Human Suit @angrybooklady.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lmao @michaelhobbes.bsky.social literally called this like a month ago

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is literally a Simpsons joke

So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of History

Genghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 27/09/2026

Why do the avatars on the Meta Pervert Pendant look like characters from a 2011 Dutch children’s TV show whose title translates to “Happy Penis Man Friends and Mister BumBum”

Mark Zuckerberg announcing a lil penis guy dressed as a 2008 hipster (from the Fleet Foxes “everyone in Silverlake is pretending they like roughing it in the great outdoors now” era) by way of Michael Cera (got the outfit but couldn’t grow the beard). The penis guy lives in your cleavage and spies on everything you do.

Mark Zuckerberg announcing a lil penis guy themed like Turtle from “Entourage.” The penis guy lives in your cleavage and spies on everything you do.

Mark Zuckerberg introducing a lil penis guy with a short shaft and an oversized head, as an effort to make dudes with fucked up lil dicks (including many of Zuck’s friends, like Elon Musk) feel represented in his product. Zuck himself is a nevernude who has a perfectly smooth patch of skin where his genitalia should be, like a Ken doll, so he doesn’t really know what a penis is supposed to look like.

Mark Zuckerberg introducing a lil happy butt guy. He is countering accusations of his VR glasses being “for perverts” with this new proposal that you should wear a lil butt guy on your chest and let it spy on everyone.

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Andi Kennedy: Art & Words @andria-kennedy.com · 27/09/2026

For my fellow slow runners: No, we're not. 😋

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📚 Ellie Rhymer! Spaceships and Scoundrels 📚 @ellieyellu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Don't judge a book by its cover" means you can't tell the quality of a person from outward appearances; it's what's inside that counts You CAN tell the quality of a person by their use of AI covers

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Uhhhhmanda @uhhhhmanda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Tumblrinas know who this scientist is!

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Uhhhhmanda @uhhhhmanda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I haven't drawn in 6 months but I have the itch to do a drawing challenge! Finktober is what I call my October drawing challenge because my irl last name is Fink.

A black and white image titled FINKTOBER 2026 that lists the prompts I will be drawing next month: 1 bear
2 Bulb
3 Mosaic
4 exaggerate
5 Network
6 Volcano
7 Damn
8 Fountain
9 marsh
10 cup
11 imperial
12 message
13 needle
14 pyramid
15 freighter
16 blade
17 rare
18 drum
19 duck
20 channel
21 estate
22 deck
23 ribbon
24 bottle
25 biscuit
26 roof
27 printer
28 prickly
29 x-ray
30 obscure
31 memorial

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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

OMG I'd seen the photos of the empty seats, stunning because so many, but BBC has video of the walkout: www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

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Watch: UN delegates walk out of Benjamin Netanyahu's speech

The Israeli delegation could be be seen cheering in support during Netanyahu's speech.

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Recreation and Conservation Office @rcowashington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Introducing . . . Ts’ele7álhse! (tsuh-luh-ALTH-suh) Previously known as J63, this baby Southern Resident orca has been officially named by the Samish Indian Nation. Ts’ele7álhse means “the heart of the Salish Sea” in Coast Salish. She has truly stolen all of our hearts!

Ts’ele7álhse! (tsuh-luh-ALTH-suh), baby Southern Resident orca

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Uhhhhmanda @uhhhhmanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A summary of the last ten minutes of my life.

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Ross Johnson @rosserford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Celebrating Bisexual Visibility Day by thinking about Vincent Price again

Vincent Price, in period dress looking sultry

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 23/09/2026

This year, the winner of Fat Bear Week will come to your home and replace your smoke alarm batteries.

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

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Uhhhhmanda @uhhhhmanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

CERT training is free and eye-opening. I learned to triage, organize people, assess resources, turn off gas and water, and that some grown men cannot resist the urge to gleefully throw a woman under the bus for the assumed approval of an authority figure. (The fire fighters were not impressed.)

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Washington Emergency Management Division @emd.wa.gov · 23/09/2026

For 40 years, Community Emergency Response Team volunteers have carried the torch of preparedness. Together, we continue to light the way toward stronger, more resilient communities. Our agency is proud to be part of that legacy. Learn more mil.wa.gov/cert #NationalCERTWeek

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this is fantastic and I learned something new

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026

Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/

Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 21/09/2026

bouba and kiki

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026

It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Uhhhhmanda @uhhhhmanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The sun has moved into that position from which its rays warm the bones instead of just scorching the skin. The doggos and I are getting our basking in.

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HistoryLink.org @historylink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

#OnThisDay in 1971, John Singer and Paul Barwick walked into the King County auditor's office and demanded a marriage license. Their request was denied, and they later filed one of the first same-sex marriage lawsuits in the United States. www.historylink.org/File/10262

John Singer and Paul Barwick requesting a King County marriage license, Seattle, September 20, 1971

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

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Alec @alecjira.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I find that, among the people it's easy for me to dislike are those who are like versions of myself I try not to be

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Do you want Lysenkoism? Because that’s how you get Lysenkoism.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026

My issue with paywalls that I do think rises above simple personal grievance is that the misinformation news outlets don’t use them & now people’s perception of reality is upside down & I think those two things are connected

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404 Media @404media.co · 20/09/2026

404 Media is revealing the name of Border Patrol's predictive policing units, which analyze financial data and have local cops pull people over. The people are not suspected of any particular crime. www.404media.co/a-secretive-...

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A Secretive DHS ‘Predictive Policing’ Unit is Analyzing Americans’ Financial Habits and Pulling Them Over

404 Media is revealing the name of Border Patrol's predictive policing units, which analyze financial data and have local cops pull people over. The people are not suspected of any particular crime.

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Uhhhhmanda @uhhhhmanda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I need a tattoo on the back of my hand that reminds me THERE ARE NO "QUICK" VOLVO PROJECTS

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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i have 90 days to pay $1500 in fees or else i’ll be deported. any help is welcome @ ko-fi.com/wwxwashere a year ago i was doxxed by thousands of conservatives trying to deport me, so i will send proof in DMs only, just ask before donating

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Uhhhhmanda @uhhhhmanda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The book I'm reading for fun and relaxation: The ancient Chinese believed -- Me:

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Skeptical Fry from Futurama

Alt: Fry squinting meme

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Uhhhhmanda @uhhhhmanda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Me (from inside a 400 gallon fuel tank): Are you familiar with the painting "Truth coming out of her well to shame mankind?" Matt: Yep. Me (handing him my phone): Lemme get one leg outta here.

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Moira Birss @moira.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Listening to this with my insurance nerd hat on, and I gotta say: everybody living on the US west coast should consider getting flood insurance, given the El Niño-related flooding that’s likely coming. Flooding isn’t covered by standard insurance policies but most folks don’t know that!

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