Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My "Bond markets functioning in orderly manner" shirt.... 000
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What a terrible day to be literate. Also, true. 020
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comMiami Heat Players Dejected During NBA GameALT: Miami Heat Players Dejected During NBA Game 000
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Somebody totally misread The Diary of Anne Frank 011
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The priority bonuses are for 11B and 11C. I'm sure that fine. 000
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When the TX National Giard retention rate is barely clearing 50%, you know things aren't going well. 000
Reposted by Invalid Handle GuyJesse Sheidlower @jessesword.com · 01/10/2026Attention everyone I know! Perfectly accurate, no notes. (Forwarded to me; ultimate source unclear.) 14479187
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I came of age with Battle Toads and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles. 020
Reposted by Invalid Handle GuyJennifer Van Goethem @jennvg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He's trying to do George C. Scott from Patton but is mostly doing George C. Scott from Strangelove. 21146187
Reposted by Invalid Handle Guye.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 30/09/2026"pete hegseth's idea of a smart guy" is such a brutal own 1660885
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm sure Colin Jost is warming up this weekend as we speak 020
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How many EO complaints do you think were filed against him when he was in? 100
Reposted by Invalid Handle GuyAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/09/2026Rice being perceived as healthier than pasta is part of anti Italian discrimination in the diet community 3142028
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tbf, no one has hacked China and stolen my data.... 142
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026But how will they entice history majors to go to OCS? 010
Reposted by Invalid Handle GuyRoccam Soccam’s Razor @fwadp1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ok, I did the chart and was surprised that every Cowboys Super Bowl win was during a Democratic governor’s term Except SB XXX, but everyone knows that was Ann Richards’s team, any of 500 governors could’ve won with that team. 4162
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Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It is 1999 and I am in my high school parking lot singing semi-charmed life. It is 2026 and I am in my high school lot singing semi-charmed life. 020
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Shockingly, the high school from Killeen has a color guard that's really good on rifles 000
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A proper spectrum manager would deconflict the frequencies so this wouldn't happen. Assuming, of course, it wasn't intentional. 020
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He was obviously showing how to properly use a fire extinguisher 010
Reposted by Invalid Handle GuyHunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Many women in the business can empathize with this. 0293
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gifstatic.klipy.comBubble Boy Walking in a Clear SphereALT: Bubble Boy Walking in a Clear Sphere 020
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A marching band cover of Blackhole Sun is interesting 000
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I bring two black coffees to a job interview and chug them both in front t of the interviewer. #Powermove 000
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every time an Army officer tries to make my care about Army football I remind them I went to a school that actually won National Championships 000
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love seeing images from the destroyed bases in Kuwait and going oh that's where I slept 001
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm too online to ever be comfortable ordering this burger 000
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comShut It DownALT: Shut It Down 020
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No you can not say it because we will get mad at you. 030
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026First Ted Cruz goes to our game now trump is gonna show up at the next one. Are we cursed? 000
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Personally, I feel like the Secretary of the Army needs to meet the waist to height ratio and meet combat MOS standards on the AFT and pass the CFT. 000
Reposted by Invalid Handle GuyPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Non-zero chance they think it was named for President Ford. 3049559
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The professional ethics questions on the Professional Engineer exam are going to be so mich more interesting after this administration 000
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm nerdy in the extreme Whiter than sour cream I was in AV and glee club And even the chess team. Only question I ever thought was hard Was do I kirk or do I like Picard Spend every weekend at the rennaiseance fair Got my name on my underwear 1131
Invalid Handle Guy @sgtmike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Given he spent July 4th in London, he very well could mean Cyprus. And we all know Ted Cruz has a habit of fleeing the country when things get rough. 000
Reposted by Invalid Handle GuyPatrick Barb @patrickbarb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026DORIAN GRAY INNOCENT! (He was framed.) 2257
Reposted by Invalid Handle GuyJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 20/09/2026I honestly can’t think of a better metaphor than the Department of War inviting a guy who padded his boxing records with scrubs right until he got hospitalized by someone who could actually fight 582868580
