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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 24m

i'm supposed to wash my dick in the sink in front of A GIRL!?

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26m

i still believe @pixelatedboat.bsky.social's gorilla channel is real

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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

A poem in the shape of the artist beating Henry Kissinger to death, full text can be found on the website Taco Bell Quarterly

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h

Charles is not taking further questions on the NFC South at this time.

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OR Books @orbooks.bsky.social · 6h

Brooklyn-based zinester and media critic, Carrie McLaren (@monkeywire.bsky.social) published Stay Free! from the early ’90s through the 2000s. Now she’s back with a new zine, Ape Sh*t!

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 8h

it's so good. my wife doesn't believe me but it's so much better with the skin.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 8h

I feel strongly that Melania would pronounce it veygan!

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 8h

that apostrophe was put there by AI

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 8h

training an ai to fuck your wife because her orgasm is your reimann hypothesis and you'd rather watch it's output anyway

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 8h

They share the big eyes but Mazzula has the focus and patience of an apex predator whereas Patel has the twitchy hyperawareness of it's prey. A kashpatel sees a joemazzula around every corner and compensates for his fear by surrounding himself with drunk athletes and armed security.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 22h

serving korean chicken wings without napkins is a bold choice for your upholstery

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👻🎃🦇 blud-blob-blee 🦇🎃👻 @dubdobdee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"friendship ended with music discourse, now capuchin discourse is my best friend" excellent interview with carrie maclaren abt APE SH*T fanzine www.apesht.org 🐵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kyR...

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ORdio Carrie McLaren on Ape Sh*t: Issue #1: The Bizarre History of the Service Monkey

YouTube video by OR Books

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

got a spam hulu cancelation email from the url "dotheresearchfool.com" which is, frankly, rude

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

not sure what to tell these estranged grandparents. i'm an adult woman and my kids and i are, if anything, abnormally high contact with my mom, i talk to my mom every damn day. we're going to her house to bake cookies next week. this is because my mom is "nice to us" maybe give that a shot

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BLOOD WORK @bloodwork.show · 07/10/2026

Blood Work is one year old. Thanks for listening. bloodwork.show

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פינחס יוסף מונד @pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My Judaica publisher told me rabbis keep filling his Talmud margins so I asked how many margins he has and he said he just goes to print and adds wider margins afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding whitespace to rabbis and then his printer started crying.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

this is only partially right. the non-citizen spouses are often fellow travelers on the MAGA road without an iota of self-awareness and still they get more sympathy from me than the MAGA voter getting his ass beat like Patton Oswalt in Big Fan.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

charles, why does the spouse getting deported feel dirty but the citizen getting beat up by ice goons not feel dirty? I DON'T KNOW! for the same reason i am not a fan of cop behavior as a rule but i fucking love a good sovcit arrest video. sorry i can't help it.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i generally do not like "mississippi voted for this so fuck mississippi" because the vulnerable and outvoted pay the price and i do not love "trump voter's spouse deported and s/he's mad because s/he was one of the good ones" because it feels dirty. but this? the own-petard hoisting? lol

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.

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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social is a very cool and good person who doesn’t deserve what’s happening to her.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

iirc that was one of the concurrences (souter?) but the plurality said that 'best interests' language improperly intruded on the parent-child relationship. thomas said that it was obviously an infringement but suggested that parents rights might not be a thing at all.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

grandparents' rights laws are mostly unconstitutional under troxel v granville - thomas didn't join o'connor's opinion but thoght the idea that grandparents had a right to interfere in a parent's decision about who gets to see their child was ridiculous

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

this was the same shit they pulled about tenement jews in the 1950's blowing out the prep school failchildren on the SAT

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

let me take that one of your plate, sse. the condition for rockin' only barely applies.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I wonder if he's considered the precedent being set of "knocking shit down without asking permission"

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

but they're shutting down! or are they only breaking the deal with S&S

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

they were invented at the same facility that worked on windowsill pie technology

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

wait why do you want to defend ruby jewel

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Lmao www.instagram.com/reel/DeKFGDF...

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

a lot of unfamous but working comics have been able to eke out a living in large part due to royalty checks from siriusxm's raw dog comedy channel. six months ago, sebastian maniscalco bought it and the channel now heavily features already famous comics, and the checks for smaller acts have dried up

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Siriusxm — Stand Up For Stand Up

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

kinda looks like an i was on jeopardy avatar

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

re: last RT, the fact that GPS can adjust routes on the fly is *great* even for local trips where you can't predict traffic flow. on the other hand, knowing how to read a map is a skill that shouldn't be made obsolete! maps are good and outsourcing development of a sense of direction is bad.

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Benjamin Tausig @burrata.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

GPS is probably the single clearest parallel to what AI is doing to human knowledge now. Before GPS, you would memorize routes (as well as an ability to improvise when needed), which allowed you to drive intuitively most of the time. Driving was sort of fun and definitely easier as a result.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

this is stupidly named but color me interested

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

this is why you get the big bucks

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Ape Shit the zine for primates @monkeywire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Today is the Global Federation of Animal Sanctuaries annual Giving Day for Apes. Help support their crucial work in setting a high bar for sanctuary animals and providing for them www.givingdayforapes.org

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Giving Day for Apes

Giving Day for Apes is today!

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