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chaotic psychotic bisexual

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pau @sillypau.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
i drew my favorite pikachu plush in Tomodachi Life ( ˆ꒳ˆ )
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EMi_POSSZiLLa 怪獣 (🔞) @emiposszilla.newgrounds.com · 11/05/2026
Some of the exquisiteness of my tomodachi life island
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🌸 DreMeMoTo @drememoto.com · 10/05/2026
Tomodachi Life: Living the Brick
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Xiaomao @u3reka.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Tomodachi Life is peak
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Sofomo @sofomo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Strike a pose! #kusuriya #apothecarydiaries #薬屋のひとりごと
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Xiaomao @u3reka.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
What is it about apothecary diary that i love so much
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
what my gut microbiome sees when i swallow an antibiotic
golden ufo in the sky with a light burst on the left corner above green grass and trees. from the recently released ufo files apparently
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I have Freedom Max
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/05/2026
“Starting in the year of our Me 2026, I will be ceasing creation of the pebble so that I can turn My focus toward stones, rocks, and boulders,” said the all-knowing and all-powerful deity, who stressed that there were already 300 billion pebbles in circulation
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God Discontinues The Pebble
THE HEAVENS—In an effort to make the universe a more modern and efficient place, the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, confirmed Wednesday that He would be discontinuing the pebble. “Starting in ...
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Attacks leave dead vs killed
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
Q: Are you willing to use every lever of power including a government shutdown to stop what's happening here? KLOBUCHAR: Right now we're focused on getting ICE out of the state. Of course we will use every lever, but I do remind people that Trump runs the WH and sadly also seems to run Congress
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
NYT: At least 40 people were killed in the US attack on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians.
48 minutes ago
Mariana Martinez Reporting from Caracas,
Venezuela
At least 40 people were killed in
Saturday's attack on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians, according to a senior Venezuelan official who spoke on condition of anonymity to describe preliminary reports.
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wren @wrenanigans.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
where i create from
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This entire weekend
in the pit
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/12/2025
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Marie @marie0308.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
오늘 아침.
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Hookin4Good 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♀️😻🧶🥾 @hookin4good.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
#caturday on Thursday.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
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meowkins.bsky.social @meowkins.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Mug shot ( or should I say moggy shot)🤣😹 #cats #hedgewatch #moggies #ididnotdoit
Zuni, diluted tortie/tabby mix in full front picture 
Zuni side view
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ben driscoll @daisyowl.com · 24/11/2025
maybe i am going insane
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Xiaomao @u3reka.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Guys bangkok is based
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Trevor, Westley and 🌈Bueller🌈 @buellerl.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Dad sent Mom this picture of me looking out the window for her. It appears she went to human cookie stores without me (all human food items are "cookies") ignoring my argument to go. Dad came downstairs because he heard me whimpering for Mom 🥺 Mom returned with snacks 🧐🐾👍 #dogsofbsky #dogsofbluesky
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Punchyninja @punchyninja.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
sunny day. colored in corel painter with digital watercolor
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Marie @marie0308.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
아침에 자는 마리에게 손을 스윽 넣어서 따숩따숩 나도 옆에서 눈감고 있는데 지나가던 옆사람이 웃으면서 사진을 찍길래 뭐가 그렇게 웃기지 했더니, 마리 발이 너무 귀여웠네. ㅋ
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prince egregious, heir apparent @sonofahurricane.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Please admire my 88 year old grandfather’s grocery list
A list with carefully printed text that reads “sweet rolls popcorn donuts ensure yogurt ice cream sandwiches cookies Diet Coke”
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
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Marie @marie0308.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
오랜만에 잊은 혀수납. 세 식구가 보고 앞에서 까르르 웃으니 ‘뭐, 왜‘ 하는 표정이었다. 😅
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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BORN TO BE HUMAN
OCEAN IS A FUCK
Bring Back The Devonian Period
410,757, 864, 530 DEAD WIZARDS
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
CNN: Trump in Epstein files NBC: Trump in Epstein files ABC: Trump in Epstein files FOX:
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?"

separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry."

reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people. CNN: But you didn't get what you want. JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 16/11/2025
seriously what the fuck do we do about this guy
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lou-ellen 🎃 @louceph.com · 21/10/2025
please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative
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