Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialRyan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too. 115139143445
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025ME: careful there is a bee on that tree lim WIFE: limb has a b at the end ME: i literally just said that diane 630254
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialsophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 22/06/2025hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again 2106222140
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialthiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 24/04/2025this probably goes without saying but the stories that make you seethe with rage are best contemplated in moderation and not for an entire day straight. i see resist accounts on here that retweet 50 pieces of awful news every hour as if the human heart can hold all that shit safely. take breaks 0132
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialGwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Does anyone else feel like a lot of people are starting to move away from smartphones/constant internet & news cycle? 1212711
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/04/2025i don't get ewesky. all the bleets are like "baby sheep, never shorn." i just don't get it 2731025
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/04/2025RFK Jr: Autistic kids are a tragedy. They'll never pay taxes, never hold down a job, never contribute anything to society Autistic kids: 16458631194
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 14/04/2025Easter WrestleMania. Can I tell you about someone who beat the three count 28671127
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/04/2025starter packs and suggested accounts aren't enough. i want bluesky to show me users who buy similar groceries 1311855125
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialGoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025it's not looking good folks 371380394
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 07/04/2025At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs. 299246135390
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/04/2025mimes can't use "hey siri" and i think that's even sadder than the vampire thing 2458935
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/04/2025dunning-kruger? no, i think coffee pods are bad for the environment 2574565
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialthiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 04/04/2025same pee different balls 042
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 02/04/2025after a setback like this, i imagine elon just has to sit down and decompress and have someone else play video games 152604403
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism 305232853831
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 20/03/2025The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where 13836025713871
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialLucy 🌎 🐝 🦊 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🍀 @lckwd.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Security Expert Agrees Vote Tabulators Hacked open.substack.com/pub/tinfoilm...open.substack.comSecurity Expert Agrees Vote Tabulators HackedUpdate #2 | Election security pro Stephen Spoonamore confirms plot, explains 15826401220
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialpretty kate machine @littlefreaklibrary.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Why am I getting ads for clavicle shortening surgery? I love having broad shoulders! It’s the coats and button down shirts who should change! 4531
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialErnie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 11/03/2025Damn, sorry I missed this, sounds like an interesting idea. www.seven39.comseven39.comseven39Social media that's only open from 7:39pm to 10:39pm EST 071
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 10/03/2025i showed my kids The Matrix for the first time tonight and the main takeaway was that the leather duster/sunglasses combo neo and trinity wear in the lobby sequence was "giving". so we'll be keeping an eye on that moving forward for sure. for sure. 19103539
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/03/2025I could ABSOLUTELY beat Serena Williams are you kidding me?? Come on. Oh at TENNIS? Oh no I meant star trek trivia. No she would destroy me at anything resembling athletics let alone the one she's a genius at lmao I'm sorry this has all been one big misunderstanding Just like Star Trek TNG s05e02 19605111
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/03/2025(increasingly less ironic each time) in this economy? 446167
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Going to make a fortune from the coming economic crash by becoming the only seller of barrels with suspenders 585794419
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/02/2025I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU 1344291411410
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialKara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 24/02/2025This is the plot of Goldfinger 10327591973
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialJoe Weisenthal @weisenthal.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Ok, maybe AI is trash 54826101
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialBrigid Keely She/Her @brigid.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I told my husband about the possum who ate an entire costco sheet cake and had to go to the hospital. "The opossum hospital," I corrected myself. He GASPED. "The Oposspital!" 2669
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialAmazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 23/02/2025apparently my cousin is now a tiktok influencer who tells an audience of half a million about how aliens are real and she sees them all the time 4533
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/02/2025INVENTOR OF THE HOT POCKET: in 1978 on a family trip to naples, italy, i accidentally placed a hot charcoal brick in my mouth 1853740
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/02/2025in the 1900s, bit coins were usually made of chocolate 54137074
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialthiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 23/02/2025tiktok is so much better though. tiktok is so good that you log off and get the actual diagnoses 1111
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialthiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 18/02/2025theory: they're preventing a second 9/11 by making it impossible to keep a plane in the air that long 1257
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 17/02/2025This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.whitehouse.govEstablishing the President's Make America Healthy Again CommissionBy the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. 805134467090
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 14/02/2025[First day working in an optometrists] Me: They’re called reading glasses but they don’t actually read. You still have to do that. Optometrist: Can I see you in my office? Me: *nudges customer* I would hope so lol 342987
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Bummed. The popular young nephew I've been preparing to rule after me has died under mysterious circumstances. Gonna cry on the shoulder of his charmless but ambitious brother, who was first to offer condolences to me 303540309
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialthiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 08/02/2025kindly talk to me like you would talk to a very small child with very big dreams 0101
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/02/2025You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too 216119021023
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Going on an anti DEI crusade after the deaf dumb and blind kid beats me at pinball. 211810
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Just overheard: VERY SMALL KID, ON BIKE: *Why* can’t I ride on the road? HIS DAD: Because it’s busy and you could be hit by a car. VERY SMALL KID, ON BIKE: Well why don’t we just try and see what happens. 1833820
Reposted by @typair.bsky.socialCasey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · 31/01/2025playing "got your nose" with my infant son to prepare him for the gaslighting that comes with living in trump's america 533005127
