Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 14/04/2025Easter WrestleMania. Can I tell you about someone who beat the three count 28671127
bogattis.bsky.social @bogattis.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Jesus clearing the temple by spraying from a water (to wine) truck. 030
JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Just imagined the Devil clapping at the ref about the slow count and yeah that fits 000
Addison @addisonsmithesq.bsky.social · 15/04/2025You’ve had some good ones, but to me, this is an instant classic. 000
Reese Wallace @reesewallace.com · 14/04/2025Time to bow down to the, bow down to the King of Kings. 030
Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Yeah, but could Jesus beat the 5 count of King Kong Bundy? 031
Mike (spooky version) 🎃👻 @michaelt2300.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Stone Cold? Let me tell you about the stone that rolled… 010
Timmy J @t1mxor3.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Punk may be the Second City Saint, but let’s rap about Peter, the First City Saint. 000
Jamie @vorral.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Jesus turning the Game Fountain into the Wine Fountain. He works in mysterious—and weirdly stain-inducing—ways. 030
petemarus.me @petemarus.me · 15/04/2025Easter Wrestlemania, on 4/20…media.tenor.coma man in a wrestling ring holds up a sign that says hotALT: a man in a wrestling ring holds up a sign that says hot 030
Chance @chancecounts.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Good people of this congregation, don’t you dare be sour, clap for the Lord and FEEL the POWER! It’s a New Day! Yes it is! 040
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 14/04/2025Jesus we get it, Cody Rhodes gets us. 020
Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025the crucifixion was kinda like the custody of dominik ladder match when you think about it 090
Pete @peteolski.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I have a patented hold developed specifically to get to a three count. I call it "the half nelson." 000
Roey Hadar @roey.bsky.social · 14/04/2025You know, The Undertaker wasn't the *only* one to rise from the dead. 030
Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 14/04/2025But when they looked up at the tomb, they saw that the stone, which was very large, had been rolled away... by these 24-inch pythons. 140
Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Everyone talks about the Seth v Punk v Roman match, but you can’t beat the real Triple Threat of God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit 030
Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 14/04/2025He is risen!media.tenor.coma video of a wrestling match on make a gif .comALT: a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com 080
