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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 2h
went gym for first time in like six months please clap
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 2h
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 2h
The reckoning is here…
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 1h
I don't care which fascist fuck you're aiming at (Musk, Trump, Hegseth, Rubio, etc.), creating and poasting media of them in dresses is not helping anyone - and its destroying the environment as well. Fuck you!
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 57m
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 49m
Last week, I was invited into the homes of Jewish New Yorkers across the city to celebrate the holiday of Sukkot.
Mayor Mamdani stands in a sukkah with Brad Landwr under warm lights and strings of pomegranates. Mayor Mamdani and Asm Claire Valdez and Sen Jabari Brisport join New Yorkers for Sukkot.Mayor Mamdani visits New Yorkers for Sukkot.Mayor Mamdani sits in a sukkah with New Yorkers.
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AnimeSerbia @animeserbia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Howlingmutant meeting his digital end from people finding out he has a mixed race kid and being torn limb from limb by his own is like when you see a henchmen get killed off in a gruesome way youd figure a main villain would in a series finale
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 2h
Doing the "Burn down a Walmart" tweet but for pedophiles
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 29m
I like that Howlingmutant is currently experiencing the ending of Jet Li’s The One but for rightwing shitposting Twitter
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm glad you posted this here so I could tell you to go fuck yourself to your face
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 1h
Turns out Jake Lang is a pedophile lol
An article titled "Jake land fired by Jayden Scott after 'textinf underage girl' sting operation: what to know as falls for arrest rise"
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 1h
A dude wearing a thinking cap saying "this fucking sucks actually" and he's pointing at the literal coolest thing ever
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 1h
I have been using it for a year and I LOVE IT. It just... lets me write stuff. And save to my computer. Imagine.
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I may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 1h
Ah the confidence.
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zenlike @zenlike.bsky.social · 8h
So, this very sympathetic piece where the subject is “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024”. 5 minutes of checking his facebook shows pro Trump posts as far back as 2019, and a post saying that he “stands with Trump” posted just a couple of days after Trumps coup.
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Jeedy Jay @jeedyjay.bsky.social · 2h
I found another user who posted some more screenshots bsky.app/profile/mrho...
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NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre editors angry at MeToo @originalist.bsky.social · 2h
The Atlantic also whitewashing a rabid Trump supporter as a "lifelong Democrat" despite his easily found public Facebook posts: bsky.app/profile/milo...
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Media in My Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 3h
iwilson57 posting on r/okbuddychicanery, with the being: "Has anybody noticed this editing error where
Jesse disappears from the shot?" the image attached shows jesse hiding his eyes with the contents of the post saying: "It's really jarring when he just disappears and reappears out of nowhere. If this was intentional maybe he should've used these powers to his advantage."
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 1h
I asked him a few months ago what’s his evidence for the US blowing up drug boats. No answer
OPINION • INSIDE VIEW
I Give Up on
These Defeatists
From 'No Kings' and Iran to data centers, too many Americans are fighting progress.
By Andy Kessler
April 5, 2026 3:50 pm EDTWhatever happened to Harry Truman's
"The Buck Stops Here"? Well, it's back.
Mr. Trump opened up a can of whoop gas: blowing up drus boats arresting Nicolás Maduro and, with Israel, vaporizing terrorist-funding mullahs.
All a great start. The 3-D chess match continues. Now what?
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 1h
Huh? Why would you say "left leaning professors" are why enrollment is down and budgets aren't being met? Would a MUCH MORE OBVIOUS CASE be that Trump has pushed away tons of foreign students, who normally pay full freight and subsidize everything else?
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 1h
Andy Kessler, who I used to be friendly with but haven't spoken to in years, has written an almost incomprehensible piece for the WSJ on colleges running into trouble. Perhaps it's me, but the argument he makes is disjointed and confusing. First, he suggests, the issue is "left-leaning professors"?
WSJ article: The End of College as We Know It: AI is wreaking havoc in universities, but higher ed’s woes long predate ChatGPT.
What’s the matter with universities? Syracuse missed its 2026 enrollment target and may run a $30 million deficit. Minnesota is cutting its budget by $225 million over two years. Tulsa is slashing tuition by more than half. Colleges enroll 4.2% fewer undergraduates than last year. Cornell, Yale, Vanderbilt and Washington University in St. Louis put out plans—not radical enough, if you ask me—to reimagine the university. Wossamotta U?

Colleges are known for left-leaning professors, speech suppression, bizarre courses—Occidental College taught “The Unbearable Whiteness of Barbie”—and easy grading more than critical thinking, judgment and problem solving. It’s easy to blame artificial intelligence, but problems run deeper:
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 24/08/2026
wedding invite meal preference question that asks if you would like chart or pussy
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 1h
You know. I don’t think that there is any more crucial component to contextualizing & meeting our current set of problems than understanding this.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 1h
That pup said
Usain Bolt look back
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 12h
How To (maybe, possibly consider if we should) Save A Life (as long as everyone can agree to it)
"What's happening over there [in Gaza] is wrong but if we're going to get through it, we're going to need people to step into that middle place, that common ground."
ED SHEERAN'S OPENING ACT ISAAC SLADE (FROM THE FRAY)
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 3h
"Some were there because even though they had not known the young man personally, they 'are dedicated to standing in solidarity with his family and all of the other Haitian families who have come to Springfield seeking a place of safety,' the pastor said..." www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
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At Haitian student’s funeral, a community confronts painful immigration reality
The emotional ceremony held in English and Haitian Creole was attended by his parents and two younger brothers, local community advocates and elected officials including Springfield Mayor Rob Rue, Sta...
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 1h
Dial 1-800-MKU-LTRA
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pnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼 @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social · 2h
We are so close to tier 3! If your partner! Your roommates! Your polycule! Your situationship! Haven’t donated yet, now is the time 🤩 secure.actblue.com/donate/angel...
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Donate to Angelita Morillo for Portland City Council in District 3!
Help give Portland the progressive leadership we deserve!
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Baharak Yousefi بهارک یوسفی 🍉 @baharaky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Two authors have sued the city of Los Angeles over the Los Angeles public library’s (LAPL) cancellation of a Read Palestine Week event where the writers were scheduled to discuss their books featuring Palestinian stories." www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘Dangerous precedent’: authors sue LA library over cancelled Palestine event
City of LA faces free speech suit after public library officials scrapped two writers’ Read Palestine Week book talks
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 9h
Come on
Hegseth cosplaying a NaziJudgement scene from Wolfeinstein.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 1h
respectfully, you are absolutely wrong. being banned is *always* bad for authors, even in the EXCEEDINGLY rare case that they make some list that people go to. because the goal is for most of us that KIDS have access. and ANY kid that doesn't is an arrow straight thunk to my heart
I still remember when getting banned in visiting on your book cover was a guarantee of extra sales. this is different, but I think there is still some merit in being banned. it depends on who's going the banning and why
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Lisa Needham @snipy.bsky.social · 1h
To be scrupulously fair to Alito, he doesn't really believe women are people, so I guess it isn't surprising that he doesn't think they have concrete reliance interests.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 2h
De Niro: When that coward, that fucking piece of shit Donald Trump tries to take our voice and power away. What do we tell him? Your fucking hands off our vote
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2h
I agree with the message but I think we can also agree that there’s no place for profanity
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 8h
Me: Personal opinion, but I prefer the non-nanite Iron Man armor. It's more immersive to have a physical suit fly down from the sky instead of metal goop just magically appearing on him Fellow WW3 Survivor Huddled Around Campfire: Are you going to eat that rat
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 6h
The Ken Paxton Corruption Hotline is now receiving thousands of voicemails. Listen to what they’re saying: “Ken Paxton is corrupt.” “I’m voting for James Talarico!” Texans are tired of corruption — and ready for something new.
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evie @caramalameet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is one of the earliest ones I can remember seeing but it might be a hard thing to trace back to a full source of who did the template first
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clod @whatever.mom · 23/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/what...
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seltzer recording engineer @noisesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's a reference to a classic @mardiroos.bsky.social post
classic @mardirooster post about grand vizier chat (secret)
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 3h
bobcat in a box
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2h
seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 4h
let's just go back to pagers and landlines guys.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 4h
totally solid point. i didn’t want an iPod. thought they were silly. i had flipbooks of cds! then i learned more & stopped eating lunch to save money faster to buy one. every encounter i have with AI or its boosters makes me want to see everything involved slowly boiled to death.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 4h
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective being really transphobic in the first movie and super racist in the second movie is wild conceptually because neither of those are the first things that come to mind when you think “wacky guy who finds pets”
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 4h
My friend Nova has been on a surgical wait list for 11 years and might finally be getting healthcare in Spring. She wrote this little piece about persistence and how much worse the NHS has gotten since she was first referred
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 4h
Oh
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 4h
I read this and frankly this was my takeaway: "But social media trends don’t last forever, and the trad trend is showing its cracks." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/s...
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Her Brand Was Tradwife. Now She’s Divorced. (Gift Article)
What happens when a trad influencer leaves her husband, questions her beliefs, stops selling anti-feminism T-shirts — and still needs to make a living online?
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 4h
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 6h
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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