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@twochewbaccas.bsky.social
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-He/him -Part of the woke mob. -No follow for follow, especially if you follow like 1,000+ already. - ^^^ Seriously, I'll just block you. ^^^ - ^^^ That goes triple for generative AI freaks. Fuck off. ^^^

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 5h
Remembering ROGER MOORE — born 99yrs ago today.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 4h
i'm probably going to be hungry around lunchtime
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@merrittk.com found a YouTube channel with the AI generated story of one Dad getting revenge against his ungrateful family over and over again. You can read about it for FREE today! 1900hotdog.com/2026/10/upse...
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/10/2026
everyones mad at this gruber guy for writing about how much he loves twitter. personally i think its way worse than he once stormed an entire office building and killed a bunch of people in pursuit of millions in untraceable bearer bonds. on christmas eve, no less
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 12/10/2026
COLUMBO: You say she knows a woman's place is in the home, sir. That's an interesting opinion these days. RAY CHARLES: Yes, well. It makes a good rhyme, I suppose. COLUMBO: And yet you love her because she gives you money when you're in need. Where does she make the money, sir?
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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
indigenous people have always been here and will always be here. fuck bitchtopher columbitch and the evil he practiced which has continued to decimate the beautiful tribes and native populations of this land hundreds of years later
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 11/10/2026
Someone should lose their job for this
An eraser with Pikachu that says ELECTRIFYINGAn eraser with Squirtle that says MAKING WAVESAn eraser with Charmander that says FIRED UPAn eraser with Bulbasaur that says BULBASAUR ROCKS!
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
bring back automats
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 09/10/2026
dear hollywood please let me remake Christine. its about a teen who becomes obsessed with a 1990 nissan skyline gtr that compels him to kill while blasting Poison and Milli Vanilli
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 09/10/2026
"There might be a mine here" minesweeper.mikelacher.com (thanks @alexjaffe.bsky.social)
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Triple-A Minesweeper
Sweep to survive in the action-packed, AAA reboot of the classic puzzle game.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my wife and i want this to be our Halloween costume
Margaret Hamilton, RIP to an American badass
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 07/10/2026
"but what if you do it in a way that's bad for you" okay so make gambling and cigarettes illegal then
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
06 Oct 2026
Heathcliff stalks the bushes outside a birdbath where two birds are bathing. He's wearing an apron that says "GREG". One of the birds says "Watch yourself, Greg."
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 06/10/2026
The Psychonauts agent felt queasy after taking on his most daring operation yet. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Raz Nauseated After Diving Into the Mind of Guy Who Swears AI Movies Are the Future.
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I keep getting followed by hacked/stolen accounts renamed Julie(emoji) that still have a dude profile pic. The latest one didn't even bother to delete all the old posts. Like hey, don't fucking try to scam me, but if you're gonna try at least make an effort.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is what every person who voluntarily uses AI sounds like to me. You're all this guy
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love Airport Stadium
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Legend of Korra: The Complete Series [Blu-ray] is $6.80 on Amazon amzn.to/4hYtrAF #ad
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026
Going to be honest this might be my favourite headline of the AI bubble
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/09/2026
hulk hangs dong
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
burymewithmymoney.com
burymewithmymoney.com
Bury Me With My Money
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Don't Let Them Theory: Hey Knock That Off You Little Shit
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whenever I fuck up and do some stupid shit at work I'm going to start saying I "went rogue"
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...
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Stanislav Petrov - Wikipedia
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fart
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my next DnD Bard
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brian at a store with the text:
I just saved hundreds by switching to self checkout and fucking stealing
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RIP
static.klipy.com
Deus Ex: What a Shame
Alt: Deus Ex: What a Shame
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi Stella 👋
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Patrick W. Reed @patrickwreed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
short of the obvious answer of getting rid of the algorithm and dopamine hits of "react" buttons in the first place, the best way to fix social media would be to introduce an "Eye Roll" react that has no impact on a post's reach. Someone posts some bullshit, & every reaction is "fuck's sake, mate".
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Prey (Steam) is $5.39 on Fanatical buff.ly/0q6DdPp #ad
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Alpha Protocol is $9.99 on GOG (preservation program) buff.ly/tlDqBsd #ad
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
*seeing Castle Rat is selling a gay skate deck* I could learn too skate board.
Skate deck, largely black with white art. A woman in a giant rat skull helmet and black leather outfit rides the shoulders of a redhead red Sonja type
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 17/09/2026
You know you can just listen to The Chain by Fleetwood Mac pretty much any time you want nowadays?
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bees 🐝 go play snap & grab k thx @bees.nogoblin.social · 17/09/2026
everyone watch out (for the best malware ever written)
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I had been a vampire for fifteen minutes, you see, which is all the time I needed to realize Lestat was an idiot loser who sucks” - Louis de Pointe du Lac
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Desert Bus for Hope 🚌 #DB2026 OCTOBER 23rd @desertbus.org · 16/09/2026
Many people ask, "What is Desert Bus for Hope?" Others ask, "When are you going to update that video?" Great news:
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What is Desert Bus for Hope? 2026 Edition
YouTube video by DesertBusForHope
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
why is it not enough that vulnerable people must give up their rights for the greater good? why must they also accept their own sacrifice quietly and graciously? ask yourself if you would be so forgiving if you were the one expected to suffer for the greater good
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Mx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 13/09/2026
I want the exact same venue, look, format, presentation of dog shows, but replace all the dogs and trainers with people controlling remote controlled cars
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/09/2026
I resigned from JibJab over what I believe are dangerous intelligences creating deepfakes
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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