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@twochewbaccas.bsky.social
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-He/him -Part of the woke mob. -No follow for follow, especially if you follow like 1,000+ already. - ^^^ Seriously, I'll just block you. ^^^ - ^^^ That goes triple for generative AI freaks. Fuck off. ^^^

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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 14h
I keep getting followed by hacked/stolen accounts renamed Julie(emoji) that still have a dude profile pic. The latest one didn't even bother to delete all the old posts. Like hey, don't fucking try to scam me, but if you're gonna try at least make an effort.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is what every person who voluntarily uses AI sounds like to me. You're all this guy
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Legend of Korra: The Complete Series [Blu-ray] is $6.80 on Amazon amzn.to/4hYtrAF #ad
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026
Going to be honest this might be my favourite headline of the AI bubble
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/09/2026
hulk hangs dong
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
burymewithmymoney.com
burymewithmymoney.com
Bury Me With My Money
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Don't Let Them Theory: Hey Knock That Off You Little Shit
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whenever I fuck up and do some stupid shit at work I'm going to start saying I "went rogue"
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...
en.wikipedia.org
Stanislav Petrov - Wikipedia
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fart
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brian at a store with the text:
I just saved hundreds by switching to self checkout and fucking stealing
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Patrick W. Reed @patrickwreed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
short of the obvious answer of getting rid of the algorithm and dopamine hits of "react" buttons in the first place, the best way to fix social media would be to introduce an "Eye Roll" react that has no impact on a post's reach. Someone posts some bullshit, & every reaction is "fuck's sake, mate".
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Prey (Steam) is $5.39 on Fanatical buff.ly/0q6DdPp #ad
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Alpha Protocol is $9.99 on GOG (preservation program) buff.ly/tlDqBsd #ad
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
*seeing Castle Rat is selling a gay skate deck* I could learn too skate board.
Skate deck, largely black with white art. A woman in a giant rat skull helmet and black leather outfit rides the shoulders of a redhead red Sonja type
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 17/09/2026
You know you can just listen to The Chain by Fleetwood Mac pretty much any time you want nowadays?
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bees 🐝 go play snap & grab k thx @bees.nogoblin.social · 17/09/2026
everyone watch out (for the best malware ever written)
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I had been a vampire for fifteen minutes, you see, which is all the time I needed to realize Lestat was an idiot loser who sucks” - Louis de Pointe du Lac
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Desert Bus for Hope 🚌 #DB2026 OCTOBER 23rd @desertbus.org · 16/09/2026
Many people ask, "What is Desert Bus for Hope?" Others ask, "When are you going to update that video?" Great news:
youtu.be
What is Desert Bus for Hope? 2026 Edition
YouTube video by DesertBusForHope
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
why is it not enough that vulnerable people must give up their rights for the greater good? why must they also accept their own sacrifice quietly and graciously? ask yourself if you would be so forgiving if you were the one expected to suffer for the greater good
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Mx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 13/09/2026
I want the exact same venue, look, format, presentation of dog shows, but replace all the dogs and trainers with people controlling remote controlled cars
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/09/2026
I resigned from JibJab over what I believe are dangerous intelligences creating deepfakes
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Blippo+ is $8.99 on US eShop buff.ly/2aeYPG2
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erin plasma @plasmasword.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
marx beam
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2026
more people should be aware that there are 3lb worth of copper, gold, and other valuable recyclable metals in each flock camera
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/09/2026
smiling expectantly at commander sisko as he tours my new promenade boutique that sells ill-fitting shirts that say SOMEBODY ON DEEP SPACE 9 LOVES ME
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
08 Sep 2026
Heathcliff sits in a park wearing a pink helmet that reads "RAGE". Iggy and his friend watch him sitting, and Iggy says "Give him room today."
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026
you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Funky butt loving?
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Music rec for your Monday: In case you haven't been following her career, it's my duty to inform you Rebecca Black is making insane club bangers about voraciously eating pussy now music.youtube.com/watch?v=FEjk...
music.youtube.com
Waschesalon
YouTube video by Rebecca Black - Topic
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Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You think the Ewoks ate the dead imperials after the battle of Endor? I do. They're canonically omnivorous, you know.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*nodding understandingly* eat shit then. Fuck your movie. Hope it bombs and you never make another
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
02 Sep 2026
Heathcliff and a lawyer walk down the courthouse steps proudly. Heathcliff is wearing a helmet that reads "NOT GUILTY". The lawyer says "The helmet worked."
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm not really sure what it's gonna entail but I have registered the literary genre False Crime with the copyright office and I'm gonna be so rich
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