Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 14hI keep getting followed by hacked/stolen accounts renamed Julie(emoji) that still have a dude profile pic. The latest one didn't even bother to delete all the old posts. Like hey, don't fucking try to scam me, but if you're gonna try at least make an effort. 000
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is what every person who voluntarily uses AI sounds like to me. You're all this guy 414532
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Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026Going to be honest this might be my favourite headline of the AI bubble 341291216
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Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barJack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day. 571793374
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Don't Let Them Theory: Hey Knock That Off You Little Shit 05013
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026whenever I fuck up and do some stupid shit at work I'm going to start saying I "went rogue" 2191192
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Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barPatrick W. Reed @patrickwreed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026short of the obvious answer of getting rid of the algorithm and dopamine hits of "react" buttons in the first place, the best way to fix social media would be to introduce an "Eye Roll" react that has no impact on a post's reach. Someone posts some bullshit, & every reaction is "fuck's sake, mate". 2333
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass 81136193
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Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026*seeing Castle Rat is selling a gay skate deck* I could learn too skate board. 81557
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 17/09/2026You know you can just listen to The Chain by Fleetwood Mac pretty much any time you want nowadays? 4276089
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Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barMy Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“I had been a vampire for fifteen minutes, you see, which is all the time I needed to realize Lestat was an idiot loser who sucks” - Louis de Pointe du Lac 1576
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barDesert Bus for Hope 🚌 #DB2026 OCTOBER 23rd @desertbus.org · 16/09/2026Many people ask, "What is Desert Bus for Hope?" Others ask, "When are you going to update that video?" Great news:youtu.beWhat is Desert Bus for Hope? 2026 EditionYouTube video by DesertBusForHope 6167105
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6246911587
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/09/2026why is it not enough that vulnerable people must give up their rights for the greater good? why must they also accept their own sacrifice quietly and graciously? ask yourself if you would be so forgiving if you were the one expected to suffer for the greater good 221897397
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barMx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 13/09/2026I want the exact same venue, look, format, presentation of dog shows, but replace all the dogs and trainers with people controlling remote controlled cars 36810
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 13/09/2026I resigned from JibJab over what I believe are dangerous intelligences creating deepfakes 20127894
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you 213615579
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Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barceej @ceej.online · 09/09/2026smiling expectantly at commander sisko as he tours my new promenade boutique that sells ill-fitting shirts that say SOMEBODY ON DEEP SPACE 9 LOVES ME 1232921
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a baractual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 08/09/202608 Sep 2026 5628188
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a bartunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place. 425174293863
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barDan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. 312516
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana 153326610
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Music rec for your Monday: In case you haven't been following her career, it's my duty to inform you Rebecca Black is making insane club bangers about voraciously eating pussy now music.youtube.com/watch?v=FEjk...music.youtube.comWaschesalonYouTube video by Rebecca Black - Topic 1843283
Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar @twochewbaccas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You think the Ewoks ate the dead imperials after the battle of Endor? I do. They're canonically omnivorous, you know. 000
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026*nodding understandingly* eat shit then. Fuck your movie. Hope it bombs and you never make another 426157
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that 21248221370
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barQuest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026 3688802141
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a baractual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 02/09/202602 Sep 2026 9921188
Reposted by Two Chewbaccas walk into a barthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm not really sure what it's gonna entail but I have registered the literary genre False Crime with the copyright office and I'm gonna be so rich 1229813