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assbutt @nasboat.org · 14/10/2026

George Fuck Blower

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 07/10/2026

I don't know, I think it's smart. Attacking Iran should lower gas prices

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Every time I get a little spooked walking out in the woods I kind of hope it's a bear sneaking up behind me but I obviously don't want it to be a bear because I don't want to be mauled. But I kind of do want to.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m glad I’m not preoccupied with litigating tom morello’s impact on the 2024 election today. I’m actually pinned under a train. the paramedics say the wheels are the only thing holding me together and I’ll die when they move the train. I don’t see why they have to move it. I could just live here

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you go up to the box office and say "one adult for the movie where the whale eats a guy, please" they have to give it to you. There's no law that says you have to say Whalefall or whatever it's called.

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grassfedsteelhead.bsky.social @grassfedsteelhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Warrior aesthetic guys: Pushups, squats, pull ups, run. Pushups, squats, pull ups, run. School teachers: So, if we put some artillery on a hill…

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses

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ted @twentyyards.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When I moved to New England I had just been getting into birding- I was so excited to see European Starlings (which they didn't have in California I guess???)in their shiny breeding plumage literally everywhere in Boston. And ofc they are truly MA's common dumb asshole bird, and I went went all in

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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I simply do not believe all these people who claim they’ve “never heard” Disasterpiece by Slipknot. Obvious virtue signaling.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The woke mob is mad about my murder spree even though it's creating lots of new jobs at funeral homes

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 29/07/2026

“We’d all be better off if we accepted our place in the natural order of things. My place in that order is at the top, obviously, but that’s just coincidence.”

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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 28/07/2026

WARNING! TACO BELL ADVISES NEW TACO SO GOOD IT IS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL, COULD REPLACE ALL OTHER FOOD BEFORE HUMANS CAN CONTAIN IT. URGES CONGRESS TO GIVE THEM MORE MONEY SO THEY CAN DEVELOP ANTI-TACO SAFEGUARDS

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Me at the Dave Barry book signing

A woman having a little fun shaking and thrashing at a book signing by some new Christian grifter Kathryn krick

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ted @twentyyards.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Historically accurate banking

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Passed a guy on the street just now who, when he saw me looking, quickly tucked his crucifix necklace under his shirt. I thought, that was weird, and then I realized why. It was Ricky Gervais.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

terence malick, moby dick, biggie smalls, detroit pizza -- there's so much to love about our culture. and it doesn't belong to these fucking freaks

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

some of you really show your whole ass when you claim it's "annoying" when a disagreeable matt breunig-lookin ass thumblike homonculus waves various inapposite charts and graphs around in bad faith defense of the US status quo. sorry you hate science

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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Greek soldiers rampage out of large walled horse WHY IT MATTERS: the towers of Ilium have been toppled ZOOM IN: this is great news for MENELAUS, bad news for PRIAM SPLIT SCREEN: Cassandra vindicated but it’s Odysseus who gets the win

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

our society either values human life or it does not. now obviously it does not and probably never has. i strongly suggest we rethink that. urgently

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 15/07/2026

Well big homie I'm thinking it's time for you to cross over, I don't think temporal courts can help you at this juncture

Found my own obituary online - with my full name, DOB, hometown, date of death, method of death (suicide), picture of my face, and a remembrance blurb. What are my options here?

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

You don't understand scale. Embark on a journey of revenge. Dig two graves. Their loved ones embark on a journey of revenge. They dig four graves. Their loved ones embark on a journey of revenge. In 6 months you have 256 graves. In a year you have 65,536 graves.

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sakura christmas @prof-christmas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Boosting a list of mutual aid groups here in #Maine in light of the Biddeford shooting that provide food, shelter, and legal services for immigrants Please consider donating, sharing, and adding others:

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Put me in a button down shirt in my hospital bed. Prop me up. Have my wife fly in from China for it. Real Channel Zero look on my face. And get the newspaper in the shot too so no one suspects anything weird.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

“Ordinary fuckin people. I hate em”

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

the problem that the democratic party has is that it does not believe that. it does not have anything remotely understandable as a set of beliefs. that's the fucking problem. and everyone knows it. it's why trump wins

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

but even this misses the point. buries it in a stupid useless discussion about electoral tactics. the point is a really simple one: it should be BROADLY UNDERSTOOD AND AGREED in a civilized society that mulching children by the tens of thousands into unrecoverable paste is wrong. to be avoided

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/07/2026

In case anyone is wondering how I "clocked" Platner, it was the fact that he is a literal mercenary with a Nazi tattoo. Maybe keep that in your back pocket

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The people behind AI are all the worst people in the world and the people who are trying to jam it down your throat are the worst people in the world, we need to start paying attention to that shit. It fucking matters because this is what this stuff will be used for.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I don’t know what is accomplished by insisting better things aren’t possible but I do know it’s the posture that the worst people on the planet would prefer I take which is all by itself good enough reason to refuse to take it.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

1850 called, they want the mainstream belief about ending chattel slavery and instituting Black and women’s suffrage back.

None of this will ever happen and anyone who believes that it will isn’t dealing in reality.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

This an official Vatican photograph of Leo at Lampedusa, Italy - one of the world’s heaviest migrant sites - where he went this morning to pray for migrants who died at sea. This is after turning down the offer to come to the United States.

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