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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 7h
Invincible VS (PS5) is $24.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/mTafYBR #ad
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 9h
Timon talks to Pumbaa
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turkeyphone.bsky.social @turkeyphone.bsky.social · 10h
Enya face!
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SEGA City @segacity.bsky.social · 17h
Hypeeeerrr!! 'Marvel Vs. Capcom' SEGA Dreamcast
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 18h
Joanna Newsom for Rodarte Spring/Summer 2027 [📷: Todd Cole]
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Alan @gammacounter.bsky.social · 19h
Rectangular sticker that shows a simulation of the Oregon Trail game screen with the wagon and below it says you have died from American salad
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 19h
This Christmas, Spilly: A Life
Twitter account @spilly, which has two posts. 

5/19/2009: Putting together a corp Identity kit for Picaza Advertising

9/19/2009: Just wanted anyone who knew Spilly - he passed away on June 13th.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 21h
Fisher-Price Little People My Mario Adventure Playset Toddler Toy is $41.49 on Amazon amzn.to/4sIl6V9 Target buff.ly/oEAetlo #ad
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 23h
i am long past being crass. this is the bible for your poop castle
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 04/10/2026
Angeline Era fucking rules
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
may october the fourth be with you
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me on halloween when your house has king size candy bars
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
danny devito stars as the egg laying spiderman
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
spiderman defeating the bad guy by sneaking into the compound and laying millions of eggs
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hello to all my new followers via a the Welcome To The Resistance starter pack. First off, I do *NOT* do politics on here. Second, I *AM* a practicing psychic who is regularly contacted by police to help find bodies. Third, I *ONLY* take money from seminars and book sales, *NOT* the family or county
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/10/2026
Donald Trump has announced that if Republicans maintain control of Congress after the midterms he will give every American a little kiss
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Neimi @aquaticscent.digital · 03/10/2026
yuji naka's giant cock
Game: Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
Developer: Sonic Team
Platform: Nintendo GameCube
📺: Sanyo DS24425
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
This is my hole! It was made for me! manga meme but with Wile E. Coyote. Credit to @king_of_limb.
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Aimee Steinberger @aimeekitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Made a girly transformers cake for my daughters
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 02/10/2026
Glad they kept the old voice acting in DW3R
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dynasty Warriors 3: Complete Edition Remastered not doing a second take on any of the voice acting is extremely important.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is everyone always updating their terms and conditions all the time now
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turkeyphone.bsky.social @turkeyphone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Big Lebowski: Far Out
ALT: Big Lebowski: Far Out
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔳𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 03/10/2026
DAMMIT COHAGEN
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
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ABSingh @absingh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AKItober 4 Day 2! #StreetFighter6
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gas prices 🤣🤣🤣
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 03/10/2026
Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts.
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Carla Speed McNeil @carlaspeedmcneil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whhhhhaaaaaaoooooow.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Can you believe they can 3D print meat now?" Oh U mean like women do when they give birth..? #showerthought #feminism #MaleFeministsWhoShower
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mario Tennis: Power Tour (GBA, 2005)
A doctor is speaking to the player character. They're saying, "You shouldn't take any drugs before a match. People might think you're doping."
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do you guys ever have thoughts like "Amber Midthunder"? and "Amber Midthunder should be in more things where I can bask in her aura? her je ne sais quoi? her certain kind of ...... I don't know what?
Amber Midthunder Amber Midthunder Amber Midthunder you bet your ass, Amber Midthunder
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The popcorn bucket is just gonna be Jeremy Renner's head
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHATS A MATTER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN WITH A COOL POLE ARM THEY WANT TO SHOW PEOPLE "ITS NOT A SWORD BUT FINE IF YOUR GOING TO CALL IT A SWORD THATS FINE" AND DA TEXT "WHATS THE MATTER YOU AFRAID TO WORK? THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, OVER 1/3 OF EMPLOYEES DO 6+ HOURS OF UNPAID LABOR EVERY WEEK, 3.9 MILLION AMERICANS GET INJURED OR DIE AT WORK EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY MANAGER IVE EVER HAD FUCKEN SUCKS, LET ME BRING MY SWORD TO WORK MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN IT IS MORE OF A HALBERD WITH MULTIPLE BLADES. ALLOWING THE USER TO STAND AT A DISTANCE FROM THERE TARGET. REAL SWORD HEADS KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Cashier Forced To Incorporate Humiliating New Phrase Into Every Customer Interaction theonion.com/cashier-forced-to-inco…
Cashier Forced To Incorporate Humiliating New Phrase Into Every Customer Interaction
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 02/10/2026
Final Fantasy Resonance's Combat Was An 'Experiment' To Combine FF5’s Job System with FF6’s Unique Characters kotaku.com/final-fantasy-resonances…
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Final Fantasy Resonance's Combat Was An 'Experiment' To Combine FF5’s Job System with FF6’s Unique Characters
Final Fantasy Resonance’s developer put copious amounts of thought into what a modern turn-based game might look like, and that included looking back at key moments of the series’ past
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 02/10/2026
Good thread showing some of her animations!
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 02/10/2026
Disastrous decisions right off the bat. Fuck Skydance. Warner Bros. is cooking these days under these two, who genuinely like movies and love making them. This is a great indicator that this merger is going to ruin EVERYTHING.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still
‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still
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Washington Post Opinions @postopinions.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eight years after our colleague Jamal Khashoggi’s body was dismembered by a bone saw, there has never been high-level accountability for the horrific crime, the Editorial Board writes. "The Saudis do not deserve the benefit of the doubt."
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Opinion | Saudi Arabia wants America’s nuclear trust. Remember Jamal Khashoggi.
The regime tried to cover up its assassination of a Post columnist eight years ago. Don’t believe it wants a peaceful nuclear program.
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turkeyphone.bsky.social @turkeyphone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the weather is turning from blazing hot to livably miserable and lots of games with good reviewing coming out woot
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Marvel Gamerverse Venom S.H. Figuarts Action Figure preorder is $139.99 at Entertainment Earth buff.ly/tQkDZBe #ad BBTS buff.ly/AvYIwTb
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turkeyphone.bsky.social @turkeyphone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Might day one this bad boy, damn
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