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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 16h
I swear this actually just happened in my local Spoons: Old Boy puts his bag down on a chair. Manager (immediately): "Sorry but you're barred" OB (outraged): "Why?!!" Manager: "the Nazi saluting" OB: *unintelligible" Manager: "yeah well I'm a bit bored of it by now as well".
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 21h
I always enjoyed that someone just opened a Red Lobster in Ealing without apparently discussing that plan with the US owner of that IPR in any way. I mean what could go wrong?
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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 12/10/2026
hi im the guy that designed all job application forms. please upload your cv and then laboriously copy and paste everything from your cv into separate boxes anyway. then write your cv on your face in biro and upload a video of you crying.
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UK Prime Minister, Some Say Sinister @joemuggs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now THIS is the dad joke levels I aspire to
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 10/10/2026
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you think a distinct sub category of human exists because some medieval warlords agreed that the border of England should be on the River Tweed, you are, Im afraid, an absolute maniac bsky.app/profile/theh...
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
After the Green Party's "Zionism is Racism" vote, the Leader of Haringey Council, controlled by the Greens, wrote to some Synagogues in the borough to "reassure" them. I want to show you Highgate Synagogue's reply. I believe it is worth reading in its entirety. www.jewishnews.co.uk/synagogue-re...
Dear Mark Thank you for your emails to us. We take it from both the tone and the content of your email that you are deeply embarrassed with the decision taken by your party to not only brand Zionism as racism but to call for the eradication by any means necessary including violence, of the only Jewish state, the only practising democracy in the Middle East, and also home to half of the world’s Jewish population.  We are not surprised you are embarrassed. The policy decision which has not just been endorsed by but was publicly celebrated by the Haringey branch of the Green Party, of which we assume you are a member, is thus aligning itself with Hamas, a genocidal, homophobic and misogynistic Islamist terrorist organisation not only responsible for the worst massacre of Jews since the Holocaust, but countless murders and torture of its own people. You may not be aware that members of our synagogue have close relatives and friends who perished in that pogrom - of which today is the third anniversary - not to mention other horrendous terrorist atrocities carried out in the name of the resistance that your party supports. We also adopted Emily Damari, a British Israeli hostage who was kidnapped by Hamas from her home at Kibbutz Kfar Aza, suffered terribly at the hands of her Hamas jailers and had to keep her sexual orientation secret from her kidnappers or else would have been murdered, along with 87 others including the Bibas children, four year old Arieh and nine month old Kfir who were killed in cold blood for the sole crime of being Jewish children born in their ancestral homeland.  Our synagogue along with the majority of British synagogues recites weekly Sabbath prayers for both the Royal Family of the United Kingdom and the State of Israel and will continue to do so, irrespective of what you or other Green Party members think. 

 Love of Zion and a hope to be able to return to live in our ancestral homeland is integral to all streams of Judaism, as, it so happens,Earlier this year we hosted at Highgate Synagogue a noted Palestinian campaigner Ahmed Fouad AlKhatib who lost more than 30 family members in Gaza. He told a packed synagogue - and it was really packed -- how he as a Gazan and a Palestinian believed that Hamas had brought nothing but disaster on the Palestinian people, and that those keffiyeh wearing sympathizers in the West who cheer for Hamas are doing more harm than good.   He was no shill for Israel or its Prime Minister, but he at least acknowledged the attachment of Jews to this land, and the fact that non-Jews in Israel have rights that no-one, certainly not Jews or Christians, let alone Muslims can aspire to anywhere else in the Middle East. So no, we don’t accept your assurances that we are safe under your watch. You may see no connection between the ceaseless vilification of Israel, the blood libels that you and your party regularly trot out, and the hostility to Jews in this country, but we do. If this motion does not mean that Jews in Haringey who have family or friends in Israel, or who attend our synagogue, or who maybe aren’t religious but believe that there is a place for a haven for the tattered remnant of the most persecuted race on earth, are considered by you and your party as racists and by implication fair game for ostracism, intimidation, violence or worse, please explain to us what else it means. And if that is indeed what it means, and we are pretty sure that those who voted for it believe that is precisely what it means, how can we as Jews feel safe when the largest party of the borough we live in, entirely peacefully up to now, publicly align yourself with the most virulent jew-hating racists of all, Hamas and the Nazis. As it is, despite living in one of the most peaceful and crime free parts of the borough, we have had as a synagogue to invest substantial sums in building terrorism-proof fences round our premises, and employ both volunteers and professional security with stab vests to enSo your embarrassment is not enough. If you really want us to feel you do not agree with the racist and genocidal implications of your party’s policy, the least we can expect is for you to publicly resile yourself from that policy and commit yourself and your party colleagues to reverse that policy and to educate themselves about the realities of the Middle East conflict, and about Jewish life, before you pronounce on these matters with such unshakeable certainty again.  Yours sincerely,
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 09/10/2026
The Green Party need to kick out the antisemites and get back to what the party was supposed to be all about: Opposing solar farms and high speed rail.
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope she at least put her gloves on first.
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The Ghost Ship EverGemma @evergemma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sometimes truly cursed ideas just spring into my head and I NEED to get them out.
A "UK(US) Military base trespassing bingo!" sheet. It has a camo background and a 3 x 3 grid. Squares are "Anorak" with a photo of The Anorak from CBBC. "Guy who just wants to talk to the designer of the F35 for a sec. He just wants to talk to him." "Skycards players" with the Skycards logo. "Red diesel enthusiasts" with a glass of red wine emoji, "Took a wrong turn at albuquerque" with bugs bunny sticking out of a hole looking at a map. "Doggers" with eggplant and water droplets emojis. "Over-enthusiastic war thunder forums users" with the war thunder logo. "Aeromorphs" with one of the anthromorphic planes from Disney planes, and "Military history dads" with the Imperial War Museum logo.
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NATO Kosovo Force troops in a stand-off with Russian troops outside Pristina Airport:
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I hate that fucking bear"
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On the other hand they have successfully closed the Strait of Hormuz, so give them some credit.
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Half Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
From the vaults: short 1985 local TV feature piece on the then-new #HMHB; focus on Len Hanley stance youtu.be/4beEcdjVADU?...
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half man half biscuit local tv feature 1985
YouTube video by jimmod123
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Rachel Cunliffe @rmcunliffe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Polanski is a talented communicator as long as his audience is predisposed to like the message. His authority is solar-powered, activated only when the light of an enthusiastic crowd shines directly on him. If there is a risk of no applause, he powers down" www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Zack Polanski had the chance to show real leadership. He blew it | Rafael Behr
A toxic debate over anti-Zionism leaves the Green leader looking like a passenger in the movement that carried him to the top, says Guardian columnist Rafael Behr
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Rafael Behr @rafaelbehr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Column on Greens, anti-Zionism and why the people who pathologically hate something are not the most reliable people to define it accurately www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Zack Polanski had the chance to show real leadership. He blew it | Rafael Behr
A toxic debate over anti-Zionism leaves the Green leader looking like a passenger in the movement that carried him to the top, says Guardian columnist Rafael Behr
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the common belief that so-called "back office" roles in the public sector are unnecessary is predicated on an understanding of the world of work that's no deeper than "when mummy hides her face she isn't actually there anymore"
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The actual article is, somehow, even worse than you would imagine and I am honestly doing you a favour by refusing to link to it.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 06/10/2026
Tuesday
some sort of ring-type doorbell but with a claymore mine apparently wired into it.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominos meme
First domino: Tsar Nicholas losing the Russo-Japanese war
Last Domino: His Grandniece being handcuffed to DJ Fat Tony on Channel 4
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John O’Shea @politicalhackuk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Controlling a plague is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman”
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Soon.
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Falling: Wile E. Coyote's Cliff Plunge
ALT: Falling: Wile E. Coyote's Cliff Plunge
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You realise we all saw how an amendment specifically designed to remove the targeting of Jewish Green Party members for Synagogue attendance was rejected, right? These "assurances" are as worthless as your "solidarity".
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saves you a job in the future though eh? P.S. I finally went to Riley's Fish Shack the other day solely because of you and it was all fantastic, but my whole Brill with brown shrimp and Cafe de Paris was like a religious experience. So thanks!
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Talking Heads 77 is the one. What a record that is.
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James Vaughan @equusonthebuses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Perhaps now is the moment to revisit The Observer's editorial comment and cartoon on the UN General Assembly's "Zionism is racism" resolution back in November 1975. A "pretext for those who, since Hitler's days, have tried to use the anti-Zionist platform to keep alive anti-Semitism."
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Although it feels like I am shouting into the void about this sometimes, I want to share some further thoughts on the “Zionism is Racism” motion which the Green Party is due to debate in the next 16 hours. Just to address various points which I think people in general should know. A thread:
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was not ready for the ending of this elite bit of LinkedIn slop.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not a novel observation by any means but the irony here, of course, is that it is precisely the UK’s successful approach to multiculturalism that has allowed us to generate a brown white nationalist.
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
38DD-Day
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The Fast Show Ill Get Me Coat
ALT: The Fast Show Ill Get Me Coat
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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You've got to have a system.
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lib Dem polling, 2024-2026:
a much memed image of a guy calmly eating his dinner in a chippy while it all kicks off behind him
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I realise it's unlikely you just happen to have a Nationwide mortgage but on the offchance this is 0% lending: www.nationwide.co.uk/mortgages/bo... I had no idea until a colleague mentioned it and I'm likely going to use it to fund solar/battery.
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Green Additional Borrowing | Nationwide
Need help funding your home energy improvements? Nationwide’s 0% interest Green Additional Borrowing deal could help. Terms and Eligibility apply.
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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 30/09/2026
SHARON, I'VE SOLVED MUSIC
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My version of this.
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Sasha Talebi @sashat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Aidan O’Brien @aidanobrien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yuge day for American Bluesky, as many are getting their first experience of the quaint and traditional British rural pursuits, "dogging" and "flytipping"
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now reminded of this.
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has to be in the All Time Top Ten right?
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Longs wistfully for the world of 10 minutes ago where I was unitiated.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQ
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Pressure Drop
YouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic
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Dennis Bell @torquaybell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or even funnier: compulsory purchase the whole village, bulldoze it, wrap it up in appeals for 20 years and then build it somewhere else.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you're worried about the reviews your book or record might have on the internet, remember the Himalayas have a 4.3 out of 5 star rating on Google Maps.
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