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Toothy Chicken @toothychicken.bsky.social · 15h

Reporters at the Atlantic be like "a poor black child who only gave me his nickname"

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hello. Editor, you’re not gonna believe the scoop I have

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

AI researcher: What’s the best tasting sandwich? LLM Model: Turkey The AI researcher looks gravely at his colleague. They know the correct answer is BLT. This is it, misalignment.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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Toothy Chicken @toothychicken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We all know at that point we just reignite the Catholic vs Protestant 30 years war.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026

I Pushed My Luck, Reheated My Burrito An Extra 30 Seconds, and It Exploded All Over The Microwave. Here's Why That's A Lesson for Democrats

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

💥 last day to get a printed KAPOW handbook!! 💥 make a $50+ donation and we’ll mail you a printed copy of the handbook straight to your door so you can read it offline, in bed, under a pile of cats, where the doomscrolling internet can’t reach you.

Four comic panels of a lil guy lying in bed on their phone. The first two panels show the lil guy alone, looking melancholic scrolling on the internet, with Dragon and Heater coming up to see what's wrong. In the third panel, Heater and Dragon surround the lil guy along with a handbook titled "How to Kapow the System". The fourth panel shows our lil guy with a glimmer of hope in their eyes for the first time since 2016, reading the definitive guide to making politics Not Suck anymore with the kitties and the handbook by their side.

ORIGINAL MEME CREDIT: @iamcdn.bsky.social :)

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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026

Can we have an in memoriam not for people who have died but for former social media figures who had decent takes but ended up losing their minds because they got too addicted to social media engagements?

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Kowloon Walled City is dense enough to make a dent in the housing crisis, let’s get some built in America

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

5'6" roommate got caught in the glue trap while getting a midnight snack woke up to him squeaking in agony

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You really can’t make this shit up.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 30/09/2026

Seen Michael Tracey's photo a bunch of times today and now it feels like I have fleas 😬

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

😂😂😂

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026

People are always posting pictures of 35 year old bigots who look 73, but what you have to understand is that the bigot year is roughly 7 normal people years

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

(forgetting the term "samsara") i'll have one wheel of misfortune

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…

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Toothy Chicken @toothychicken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He walks like a man with the cocaine sweats.

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping

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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One of the things to come from GamerGate was the gamification of torturing real, live women...hounding them out of their homes, making them look over their shoulders for years. It was treated as a joke, nbd, the work of a few bad apples--as all terrorism against women is--& that failure leads here.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice

the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026

Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat

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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026

“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president

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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future

ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

isekai as a concept is cisnormative, homophobic, and authoritarian.

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026

racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/09/2026

How did netflix know I would want to hear the intro song 100 decibels louder

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/09/2026

Punxsutawney Jill is sticking her head out a little early this cycle.

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.

Opinion
Opinion by Megan McArdle
The Great Awokening is over.
This lesbian bar shows why.
A meltdown over masking shows where cancel culture is now.
Today at 07:00 ET

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"You WILL choose Texas!"

The Master and some Brides accusing Torgo of not liking a song just for the clout in Manos The Hands of Face

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

me reading this response to "you can drop one f-bomb into Shakespeare"

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Salieri's Intense Reaction to Mozart

Alt: Salieri's intense reaction to Mozart

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Toothy Chicken @toothychicken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can smell his gingivitis and yeasty pits through the language of that monologue.

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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migas7.bsky.social @migas7.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Vote out Republicans and their corruption Texans.

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 26/09/2026

i just thought there was gay, straight, and lesbian, etc. now i know about twinks, otters, bears, cubs, wolves, and the whole forest! so much new stuff to share with my grandma at thanksgiving. thank god for bluesky.

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Toothy Chicken @toothychicken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've always made the hyperbole that people who make AI slop music should get the death penalty, and in one case at least, I may get my wish.

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