Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 1hAmerican Support For Indigenous Peoples’ Day Significantly Increases After Learning It Still 3-Day Weekend theonion.com/american-support-for-i… 1371277
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/10/2026Because he's one of the only people standing next to a Republican going, "this person is a piece of shit, I don't respect him, neither should you, he's fucking evil and he needs to go, and I don't care if it makes me sound rude saying it" LIKE EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE DOING??? MAYBE??? 222320387
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50165975449
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me. 46106872979
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He makes a good point. 455271375813
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient” 275794965
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We are truly living in the age of diarrhea. Literal, metaphorical. Spiritual 181053156
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com 924751339
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Six months ago:theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo... 19075351692
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If you do like public executions you should be excluded from polite society. 32908143
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4083514810582
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026FBI Classifies Not Finishing Hamburger As Seditious Activity theonion.com/fbi-classifies-not-fin… 1782793
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent 460175382685
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.social🟪 Pixel Radon (the silent killer) @pixelbismuth.ca · 08/10/2026You should spend some time with your child "Nah, that's cringe. i'm gonna built a robot out of chickenwire to do that for me" 362310
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I've been immersed in research on Reconstruction in Lousiana and it's a very difficult truth to absorb that the white terrorist movement in the South was among the most successful terrorist movements in global history. Took 10 years but it won a total & complete victory through murder and atrocity. 17261311497
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think it's closer to the truth that LLMs *can* save time on *some tasks* which can be valuable *if* you monitor them and check their output. But that doesn't get you a trillion dollars so they have to squint into the middle distance and say stupid sci fi bullshit instead 573623441
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/10/2026NEWS: New York City just recorded the fewest shootings, shooting victims, and murders in recorded history through the first nine months of the year. Major crime is down 6.6% citywide, the largest year-to-date drop in 17 years, with declines in all five boroughs. 1/ 464197014737
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 3767271065
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the newsphoenixnewtimes.comCongressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signsEmbarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. 1959851899
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have seen porn considerably less erotic than this man's sex dream about Jesus Christ. 1661928204
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 47147902814
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You really can’t make this shit up. 790150034406
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialJordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026waking up every day in 2026 like: 1048051105
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thieltheonion.comCreatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev... 221775253
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin... 17341611400
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 123103492688
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Your mom trying to remember the name of that podcast 01824219
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443901230
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP theonion.com/math-teachers-duplex-t… 8121783
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life. 14095442208
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026Cat Internally Debates Whether Or Not To Rip Head Off Smaller Creature It Just Met theonion.com/cat-internally-debates… 241624148
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190785447
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialOnion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off 101993195
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 24/09/2026How many years have I been telling you to keep your eye on Iowa? I know what I’m seeing on the ground and what I’ve been seeing for a couple of years… LFG! 30573262031
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved 12771081697
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house. 684249275523
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe. 10971151376
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Someone needs to explain to Trump that the worse Republicans do in the midterms, the better it looks for him. Just goes to show the party is utterly lost without him on the ballot! He’s literally the only Republican who has the juice. (Natalie, if you see this, please print and share.) 672521279
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialJay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up. 26583051368
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialJeff @gojeffgo.com · 23/09/2026Pretty good group costume idea: Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Sheldon 1953839
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign. 884017697
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates 524117425
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialAndrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.wbur.orgMass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court recordsJoseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect... 10460351983
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Zohran post about filling one pothole: We filled our 2,000th pothole! Wow! New York is the greatest city in the world! Zohran post about meeting with the president: Some guy was here and that is now over. 1206577718
Reposted by @tomwritesnow.bsky.socialKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not. 7752691565
