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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 41m
“This one weird decades-spanning, media-compliance-dependent trick to win politics forever”
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 1h
Guess the secret ingredient for the political Armor of God was being an unrepentantly gross low life across several forms of mass media for decades before running for office
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 2h
Just what I need after finding out my friend has a cleaning lady m.youtube.com/shorts/INueQ...
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my friend has a CLEANING LADY (animated song) @rockypaterra
YouTube video by javadoodles
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The Onion @theonion.com · 3h
American Support For Indigenous Peoples’ Day Significantly Increases After Learning It Still 3-Day Weekend theonion.com/american-support-for-i…
American Support For Indigenous Peoples’ Day Significantly Increases After Learning It Still 3-Day Weekend
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
really gonna drag down the standard of quality set by The Grinch That Stole Bitches
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Metropolis: ”Why does this keep happening?!” Tokyo: ”You get used to it eventually.”
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/10/2026
Because he's one of the only people standing next to a Republican going, "this person is a piece of shit, I don't respect him, neither should you, he's fucking evil and he needs to go, and I don't care if it makes me sound rude saying it" LIKE EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE DOING??? MAYBE???
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He makes a good point.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are truly living in the age of diarrhea. Literal, metaphorical. Spiritual
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026
In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
ALT: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you do like public executions you should be excluded from polite society.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
FBI Classifies Not Finishing Hamburger  As Seditious Activity theonion.com/fbi-classifies-not-fin…
FBI Classifies Not Finishing Hamburger  As Seditious Activity
Those Who Leave Uneaten Bites On Plate Declared ‘Enemies Of The People’
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
candidate Jackson:
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Megamind: You've Fallen Right Into My Trap
ALT: Megamind: You've Fallen Right Into My Trap
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every time one of these people tries to make the case, I’m just like
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lot of the big Dem candidates don’t seem to be holding back in these debates Let slip the dogs of war, I say
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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🟪 Pixel Radon (the silent killer) @pixelbismuth.ca · 08/10/2026
You should spend some time with your child "Nah, that's cringe. i'm gonna built a robot out of chickenwire to do that for me"
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been immersed in research on Reconstruction in Lousiana and it's a very difficult truth to absorb that the white terrorist movement in the South was among the most successful terrorist movements in global history. Took 10 years but it won a total & complete victory through murder and atrocity.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it's closer to the truth that LLMs *can* save time on *some tasks* which can be valuable *if* you monitor them and check their output. But that doesn't get you a trillion dollars so they have to squint into the middle distance and say stupid sci fi bullshit instead
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/10/2026
NEWS: New York City just recorded the fewest shootings, shooting victims, and murders in recorded history through the first nine months of the year. Major crime is down 6.6% citywide, the largest year-to-date drop in 17 years, with declines in all five boroughs. 1/
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hate to look like I’m huffing copium too hard, but like
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Bob's Burgers: Louise's Maniacal Laugh
ALT: Bob's Burgers: Louise's Maniacal Laugh
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
phoenixnewtimes.com
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gonna share this with my wife, who is eternally annoyed at my inability to match a name to a face until I’ve met my the person at least 4 times.
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gotta make the most of every unrepentant “Rest in Piss, bozo“ I can get these days
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have seen porn considerably less erotic than this man's sex dream about Jesus Christ.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The “Weird Republican” uncle and lovably hyperactive leftist nephew discover they have impeccable hijinks chemistry. This fall on NBC.
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The use of smaller, gray text is genuinely just chef’s kiss
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You really can’t make this shit up.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A little less impactful if all Hitler shouts is, “No, you’re wrong, Natalie, bring me the real results from Texas.”
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Need to get our biggest guys, strongest guys, tears in their eyes, to tell him, sir, you must go door to door in every swing state suburb to assure people the local GOP nom is a big Trump guy who loves the ballroom
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
theonion.com
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Reuters got some of the IPO docs. Anthropic is a total dog of a company. Spent $12.6bn to make $4.6bn in revenue in 2025, $7.33bn of which was compute costs. Operating loss of $8bn. Losses getting worse year over year. Amazing stuff www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Summary
Companies
• Anthropic IPO could value the company at more than $2
trillion
• Anthropic lost $42 billion in 2025
• Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year
• Operating loss widened to $8.06 billion in 2025 from $2.98 billion in 2024
• Execs, industry analysts have expressed concerns over harms of Al tech
Sept 28 (Reuters) - Anthropic is making a massive bet that Al will transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters.
But the cost to get there will be staggering. Anthropic reported a net loss of $42 billion in 2025, and plans to spend $518 billion on cloud, computing and infrastructure obligations in coming year, according to the
prospectus.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
wisn.com
Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“That’s a real low point…”
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your mom trying to remember the name of that podcast
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tough balance to strike when the 99.9% want Glonzo beaten to death with a loose fender, but the ultrawealthy believe with a religious fervor that all the money will melt if they don’t kiss Glonzo on the mouth everyday
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP theonion.com/math-teachers-duplex-t…
Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP
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