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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every time one of these people tries to make the case, I’m just like
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So basically this, with the furries in the back smoking while the leftists and liberals throw hands
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I get an extra laugh every now and then when I have to double check that a random YouTube ad is real and not a Real InfoWars sleeper agent
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One day, this will be inscribed onto America’s Ozymandias monument
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ah yes, Biggus Insectdickus
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Exclusive look at Nolan’s reaction when the marketing team tried to explain the concept to him
Don Draper looks on, middle-agedly perplexed.
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Everyone: KNICKS IN 5, RAAAAAAA Yankees: Yeah, go New York! 😀 Everyone:
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Astonishingly well-timed Onion bit slightly upstream of this in my feed
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It won’t take many strategic strikes with this image to sink that ship again
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Remarkable new frontiers in how tiny you can make violins
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Get right with God, dunk contest, remember who you are
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
ICE: “Keeping the streets safe for AMERICA“ Reply Guys: “These nuts were keeping your chin safe”
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
“Shall I give you meritocracy?”
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Surely some of the less committed MAGA types have to be like this every day seeing the new celebrity they have to hate now
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Also lost it at the floppy brim of Charlie Brown’s hat making him look like Curtis Sliwa at the right angle
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Post headline guy tonight:
Forlorn wrestler meme, text reading; “I’m a sad man. Write whatever you want about me.”
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Adirondacks adjacent upstate NY, roughly an hour ago
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Uncanny tbh
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Live footage of Jay Jones and his right-leaning constituents:
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Libposting is insufficient, I will be escalating to Brownposting until the TOS Police kick in my door
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Not a single day in the last 11 months where I haven’t felt like this for an extended period of time
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Just last month, he had a voice cameo in the new season of Futurama as a freakishly tall alien
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Must be from the Cape Extended Universe
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
And further testament to the creative power of a gallon of PCP
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
James Gunn:
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Poor guy left for his mission in Peru before Flair/Steamboat came to town 😔
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
It’s a whole vibe
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
When I decided to stop giving Amazon money and had to part ways with the “Audible hopes you have enjoyed this program” voice guy:
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
It’s a good thing they’re in the movie business, cause a message from Mr. Music wouldn’t be terribly uplifting
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
“Where were you? When they showed us those chairs?”
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
None of these beer commercials hold a candle to this spokesman
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tomwritesnow.bsky.social @tomwritesnow.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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