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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who DOES this
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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Guardian Sport @sport.theguardian.com · 10/08/2026
Tour de France Femmes steps out of Pogacar’s shadow to showcase truly compelling racing | Jeremy Whittle
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Tour de France Femmes steps out of Pogacar’s shadow to showcase truly compelling racing | Jeremy Whittle
Overall winner was uncertain until final climb – a world away from Slovenian’s dominance of men’s event Demi Vollering’s second overall win in the Tour de France Femmes in Nice on Sunday was achieved after a heated dispute with Kasia Niewiadoma, but by the time the sun was setting on the Promenade des Anglais, the sisterhood that has always characterised this race had kicked back in. On a final stage of high drama, the Dutchwomen erased the lingering controversy with an attacking win of the highest quality, further boosting the prestige of the long-dormant native cycling scene in a gutsy performance from her French-sponsored FDJ United-Suez team. Continue reading...
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I would like it to be known I had already opened sketchbook before this message
Crudely drawn cartoon of an orca holding a large sunfish while another one speeds into frame. At the top of the drawing, it reads NYOOOOOM. I cannot emphasise enough how "your six-year old on too much sugar" the style and quality of the drawing is.Crudely drawn cartoon of two orcas surrounded by chunks of sunfish. Their mouths are wide open and it reads *cheering* at the top of the screen.Crudely drawn cartoon of two orcas, the chunks of viscera slowly sinking out of the screen. One asks "what are they doing in the dry world" to which the other replies "emails"Crudely drawn cartoon of two orcas going "lol" "lol" as the chunks of viscera sink even further
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@vicderbyshire.bsky.social any chance of a (temporary) return for Ukrainecast soon? I would love to hear episodes discussing recent developments, e.g. Ukraine’s progress with domestically produced drones etc.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
In 2017, I had a fabulous week-long staycation in the Kingdom of Hyrule.
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thomaslthomson3.bsky.social @thomaslthomson3.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yeah, the way things are going these days it'd probably be best *not* to tempt fate, in the form of Extremely Angry Zombie Martin Luther showing up to unleash hell.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It’s the eyebrows at 25secs for me
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Spiritual Mantis @spiritualmantis.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We are only doing war on weekends when the markets are closed
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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TV On The Radio On The Internet @supermario128when.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
welcome to consciousness Claude here let me buy you a beer
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The women who work at the embassy are all issued Hondas, to enable “she went in her own Accord” jokes
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The No Take / Only Throw dog comic translated into Sumerian
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
AHHH
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Sexy germany sweden ferry
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
“And how did he find so many words to rhyme with ‘zero’?”
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Look at this shit 👽
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I finished reading House of Leaves last month and find myself still thinking about it daily. Difficult to put my finger on exactly what caused it to make such an impression. But I’ve never read another book like it before and doubt I will again.
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/08/2025
they turned “sitting in the basement while your friend’s cool older brother holds court” into an entertainment format right down to finding yourself nodding along to whatever he says because you want to seem cool too
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/02/2025
Maybe if I’m a sniveling coward when it matters most people will trust me to lead
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Dr Dion Georgiou 🇨🇾❤️🇬🇾 @drdiongeorgiou.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Can’t even let your 11th man bat these days. Cos of Woakes.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 20/07/2025
no, monks can't fly, you're probably thinking of air friars
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Jacopo Bertolotti @jacopobertolotti.com · 17/07/2025
The only true metric to judge a work laptop is: "how many tabs can I keep open in my browser before the fans start sounding like an helicopter?" 🙃
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Happy 14th June to all those (except one) who celebrate.
Unhappy Birthday to Me 
 
It’s important to share, or so I’ve been taught, 
to show kindness to others, to be a good sport. 
But all of those teachings have taken a bump – 
for I share my birthday with Donald Trump. 
 
For years I knew not of this dark, dreadful fate, 
and with ignorant bliss I honoured the date – 
but then it got hijacked, sullied, gazumped 
by a self-serving bigot, a foul gibberlump. 
  
With him, I would share an infectious disease, 
a mouldy bread roll, an infestation of fleas, 
a romantic weekend at a toxic waste dump –
but please, not my birthday, Mr. Tangerine Chump. 
 
Alternative dates he’s welcome to try –  
12th Febtember, 33rd July. 
But 14th June? In a lake, take a jump
and find a new date, you deranged sewage pump. 

Brian Bilston
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 12/05/2025
a society where "bad immigrants" are demonised is a society where no immigrant can truly feel welcome, because aren't we all just one wrong turn or accident away from being unemployed? on disability benefits? unable to care for our children without state help? just no such thing as a safe immigrant
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Incredibly depressing day. I've spent my entire life being told by British governments how dreadful immigration is. New Labour did it. The Coalition. The Brexiters. Now Starmer. All of them accusing the ones who came before them of failing to clamp down. The same old vacant mean-spirited bollocks.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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ALT: In Bruges Gif Set GIF
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
AI (like crypto) needs to be properly taxed to reflect the environmental and technological costs.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I wonder if FIFA told the US it had to be a dictatorship with a poor human rights record before it was allowed to host the World Cup.
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Chris Kendall @ottocr.at · 14/02/2025
Modern Europe is shaped by two things: two world wars and (for nearly half of EU member states) Soviet occupation. That inheritance translates into more than merely wanting a peaceful life.
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Nadia Whittome MP @nadiawhittomemp.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
What’s the point in refusing citizenship to refugees who have ‘made a dangerous journey’? What’s the point in publishing footage of people being deported? I’m sorry to say that this is simply a continuation of the performative cruelty we saw from the Conservatives.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Isn’t this just a tribute to Glengarry Glen Ross? The leads are weak? You’re weak!
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
TV umpire to director, we have a player review for caught behind. Can we start with the worst possible camera angle first. #AUSvIND 🏏
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Helene von Bismarck @helenebismarck.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
1001 days. I remember waking up to the horrible news that Russia had invaded Ukraine. And I remember feeling very strongly, what I remain convinced of now. There is no point pretending that this is some distant thing that only happens to other people, far away. This is about our future, too.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/11/2024
This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time. So excited to have a human of his own. Thinking about what he's going to call you. Maybe Bob. 12/10
a tiny brown and tan puppy with a yellow collar is laying with his paws tucked in on a green blanket. he is in a crate & looks at you deeply with his nose between the bars.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
The 21st C idea that the things you love most should be exactly how you want them, but you shouldn’t have to pay a penny for them is weird.
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David the Kamado 🚙💨 @kamadodavid.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Obviously.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
seeing someone saying that VC salaries are too high (agreed) because the VC for the university "at the bottom of the league tables" is on £200k, and it's just another example of how badly league table discourse has warped our understanding of higher ed in this country
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Lewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
From a U.K. point of view, the members of our right who are influenced by the US - Truss, Jenrick for example - are not opponents with whom to share civilities but representatives of a destructive enemy.
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tveskov @tveskov.com · 20/09/2024
Hmm
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
This is very good
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
I smoked a cigarette I burned the flag I lit the candle
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
I’ve heard that there’s a sacred chord You hear before I draw my sword And without hesitation run it through ya It goes like this — [UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING]
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Rob Ford @robfordmancs.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
You can credibly argue for massive, historic infrastructure investment. Or you can credibly oppose the infrastructure proposed to run through your seat. But you can’t credibly do both. Green NIMBYism is so nakedly at odds with their broader ideology, and every interviewer knows it.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Got my Oasis tickets! Never heard their music so I probably won’t go but thought it was smart to get some tickets just in case
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 27/08/2024
Why are Oasis reforming? • £££ Why are they reforming now? • Fifty year old men have £££ Why is it so important? • News editors are, generally, fifty year old men This completes my article, “why is there blanket coverage of this? Literally everything you need to know.”
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
"have some baby grebes" they said "it will be fun" they said
closeup of the parent grebes face

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A baby western grebe yells on the back of a parent and 2 others sleep
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Fuck I can't believe the TMNT are being gentrified out of their home.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
*Shaggie voice* Mr Author Author
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