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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who DOES this
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Guardian Sport @sport.theguardian.com · 10/08/2026
Tour de France Femmes steps out of Pogacar’s shadow to showcase truly compelling racing | Jeremy Whittle
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Tour de France Femmes steps out of Pogacar’s shadow to showcase truly compelling racing | Jeremy Whittle
Overall winner was uncertain until final climb – a world away from Slovenian’s dominance of men’s event Demi Vollering’s second overall win in the Tour de France Femmes in Nice on Sunday was achieved after a heated dispute with Kasia Niewiadoma, but by the time the sun was setting on the Promenade des Anglais, the sisterhood that has always characterised this race had kicked back in. On a final stage of high drama, the Dutchwomen erased the lingering controversy with an attacking win of the highest quality, further boosting the prestige of the long-dormant native cycling scene in a gutsy performance from her French-sponsored FDJ United-Suez team. Continue reading...
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Gluuck!
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Right. And in that regard, it puts the issue to bed for several years at least.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m not so sure. This feels a lot like the pushback to the European Super League, which was enough to make the clubs involved retreat and apologise, but had no impact on the status quo AFAIK. Hope I am wrong
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Am is short for America
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I would like it to be known I had already opened sketchbook before this message
Crudely drawn cartoon of an orca holding a large sunfish while another one speeds into frame. At the top of the drawing, it reads NYOOOOOM. I cannot emphasise enough how "your six-year old on too much sugar" the style and quality of the drawing is.Crudely drawn cartoon of two orcas surrounded by chunks of sunfish. Their mouths are wide open and it reads *cheering* at the top of the screen.Crudely drawn cartoon of two orcas, the chunks of viscera slowly sinking out of the screen. One asks "what are they doing in the dry world" to which the other replies "emails"Crudely drawn cartoon of two orcas going "lol" "lol" as the chunks of viscera sink even further
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Amazingly, their examples of integrating — “true Swedish behaviour” — were: eating sausage, drinking beer, and marrying a partner of a different religion. Like… the last one is just a weird obsession and the first two are the Swedish culture that’s so precious?? Really telling on themselves
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
While on vacation in Sweden last week (lovely!) I randomly read a one star review of a shopping mall, which complained that there were too many “new swedes” there and went on to hand-wringing about integration 🙄
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He might let somebody with no hope in the GC win this one from the break. They’d need to be fairly far down on KOM as well. Healy perhaps? Or Arensman?
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Furthermore, a/c is most needed on days when solar panels are likely producing massive excess. So carbon emissions of operation close to zero. (Usual disclaimer: Of course not everyone in position to install solar, heat pump, a/c etc)
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@vicderbyshire.bsky.social any chance of a (temporary) return for Ukrainecast soon? I would love to hear episodes discussing recent developments, e.g. Ukraine’s progress with domestically produced drones etc.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Logging out the only truly safe option
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I follow cricket accounts, road cycling accounts, and Ed Miliband stans so I think I’m safe.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
First post seen on my following feed today. Is this a sign that I should just close Bsky and back away slowly?
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
In 2017, I had a fabulous week-long staycation in the Kingdom of Hyrule.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
How about the politician flies in a passenger jet, which members of the public can also use since it’s making the trip anyway? But these are the only flights allowed. Want to stay in Tokyo longer than the prime minister? That’s cool but find your own way home.
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thomaslthomson3.bsky.social @thomaslthomson3.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yeah, the way things are going these days it'd probably be best *not* to tempt fate, in the form of Extremely Angry Zombie Martin Luther showing up to unleash hell.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It’s the eyebrows at 25secs for me
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
RON’S HOUSE!
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Spiritual Mantis @spiritualmantis.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We are only doing war on weekends when the markets are closed
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My unpopular opinion: Groundhog Day is a good movie that would be elevated to a great movie if Murray’s character got mowed down by a bus while crossing the street in the final shot.
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TV On The Radio On The Internet @supermario128when.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
welcome to consciousness Claude here let me buy you a beer
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The women who work at the embassy are all issued Hondas, to enable “she went in her own Accord” jokes
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
No way. What could be more conspicuous than buying a ticket??
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The No Take / Only Throw dog comic translated into Sumerian
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
AHHH
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I appreciate the sentiment but taken literally this would make parenting, especially of pre-school kids, an absolute nightmare IMO
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Sexy germany sweden ferry
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
“And how did he find so many words to rhyme with ‘zero’?”
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Look at this shit 👽
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I finished reading House of Leaves last month and find myself still thinking about it daily. Difficult to put my finger on exactly what caused it to make such an impression. But I’ve never read another book like it before and doubt I will again.
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/08/2025
they turned “sitting in the basement while your friend’s cool older brother holds court” into an entertainment format right down to finding yourself nodding along to whatever he says because you want to seem cool too
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/02/2025
Maybe if I’m a sniveling coward when it matters most people will trust me to lead
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
There is probably a tidal analogy available too and your preferred aquatic metaphor may vary. The point being that Labour’s GE success had more to do with the unpopularity of the Tories than big love for Starmer/Lab.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
There would be some irony to Burnham becoming PM riding a wave of anti-incumbent sentiment a couple of years after Starmer did the same. Politics increasingly dominated by what we are against rather than what we are for.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Pedersen, assuming he’s brought his form from the Tour of Denmark last week.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
You mean *yet is* somehow the correct plural form
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Dr Dion Georgiou 🇨🇾❤️🇬🇾 @drdiongeorgiou.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Can’t even let your 11th man bat these days. Cos of Woakes.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Great article, thank you for writing. Perhaps my favourite ever from you. Honourable mention to extravagant and creative swearing, one male-coded activity you are very good at.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 20/07/2025
no, monks can't fly, you're probably thinking of air friars
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Jacopo Bertolotti @jacopobertolotti.com · 17/07/2025
The only true metric to judge a work laptop is: "how many tabs can I keep open in my browser before the fans start sounding like an helicopter?" 🙃
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I had assumed your first post was about Gill until I read this.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Happy 14th June to all those (except one) who celebrate.
Unhappy Birthday to Me 
 
It’s important to share, or so I’ve been taught, 
to show kindness to others, to be a good sport. 
But all of those teachings have taken a bump – 
for I share my birthday with Donald Trump. 
 
For years I knew not of this dark, dreadful fate, 
and with ignorant bliss I honoured the date – 
but then it got hijacked, sullied, gazumped 
by a self-serving bigot, a foul gibberlump. 
  
With him, I would share an infectious disease, 
a mouldy bread roll, an infestation of fleas, 
a romantic weekend at a toxic waste dump –
but please, not my birthday, Mr. Tangerine Chump. 
 
Alternative dates he’s welcome to try –  
12th Febtember, 33rd July. 
But 14th June? In a lake, take a jump
and find a new date, you deranged sewage pump. 

Brian Bilston
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 12/05/2025
a society where "bad immigrants" are demonised is a society where no immigrant can truly feel welcome, because aren't we all just one wrong turn or accident away from being unemployed? on disability benefits? unable to care for our children without state help? just no such thing as a safe immigrant
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Incredibly depressing day. I've spent my entire life being told by British governments how dreadful immigration is. New Labour did it. The Coalition. The Brexiters. Now Starmer. All of them accusing the ones who came before them of failing to clamp down. The same old vacant mean-spirited bollocks.
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tobystamper.bsky.social @tobystamper.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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ALT: In Bruges Gif Set GIF
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
AI (like crypto) needs to be properly taxed to reflect the environmental and technological costs.
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