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Cat Jones

@cricketbatcat.bsky.social
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🏏 Mostly cricket. Fast cyclist, medium-pace bowler, slow runner. Podcast host: cantbowlcantthrow.com @hitchpodonline.com Commentates: @guerillacricket.bsky.social & CA

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HitchPod @hitchpodonline.com · 31/08/2026
We're filing a claim on Billy Wilder's Double Indemnity from 1944, in the process discussing the underutilised cinematic possibilities of insurance dramas, hand sanitiser etiquette and anklet signals. www.hitchpodonline.com/episodes/s3e...
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 29/08/2026
New CBCT episode! The Top Ten Moments of the Australia-Bangladesh Series Topics include: - De-arrested developments with Brydon Carse - The Australia-Bangladesh Test series - Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer - Crowded House edition - Plus, another thrilling Muller Award!
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CBCT - The Top Ten Moments of the Australia-Bangladesh Series
A new episode of the Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw podcast
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*2-day* #AUSvBAN 🏏
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Quick! Before this test is over, you need to read my silly summary of Day 1. #AUSvBAN 🏏 www.footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-cric...
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Almanac Cricket: Australia v Bangladesh: Second Test, Mackay, Day 1 – Five Stars.
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When I said I didn’t want another bloody 3-day test, I didn’t mean make it shorter. #AUSvBAN 🏏
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Is it possible for me to write a piece even sillier than my playlist on Day 1? You betcha. #AUSvBAN 🏏 www.footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-cric...
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Almanac Cricket: Australia v Bangladesh: First Test Darwin, Day 4 – If Cricket Were A Protein Shake
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ok then. Challenge on. #AUSvBAN 🏏
AUS win probability at lunch on day 4 is surprisingly high at 4%. Pre-match it was 90%
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Looking forward to this Cummins century and Green double. #AUSvBAN 🏏
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dan insults Michael Slater’s favourite band. #AUSvBAN 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 14/08/2026
Australia v Bangladesh, First Test, Day Two, featuring bouncing back, the Roman Empire and the abstract sciences #AUSvBAN 🏏
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Australia v Bangladesh, First Test, Day Two
Featuring bouncing back, the Roman Empire and the abstract sciences
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 14/08/2026
TRAVIS HEAD FILTH™!!! #AUSvBAN 🏏
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Batters look set. I fear we’ve already entered “part-time spinner takes the next wicket” territory. #AUSvBAN 🏏
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My recap of Day 1 #AUSvBAN, for fans of Crowded House. (And fans of cricket.) 🏏 www.footyalmanac.com.au/almanac-cric...
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Almanac Cricket: Australia v Bangladesh: First Test Darwin, Day 1 – Crowded House does cricket
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 13/08/2026
Australia v Bangladesh, First Test, Day One, featuring elevolution, Google alerts, selves and cheering Scott Boland #AUSvBAN 🏏 newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australia-...
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Australia v Bangladesh, First Test, Day One
Featuring elevolution, Google alerts, selves and cheering Scott Boland
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 30/07/2026
New CBCT episode. Topics covered in this jam-packed episode include: - The Australian men ticking their boxes - The 2027 World Cup - The Hundred - Two Truths and a Lie - Sir Garfield Sobers novel edition - Plus, another thrilling Muller Award!
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CBCT - Ticking Their Boxes
A new episode of the Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw podcast
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 07/07/2026
CBCT - Molineux Sensation The triumphant (?) return of the Can't Bowl, Can't Throw podcast Topics: - Australia winning the women's World Cup - The terrifying spectre of The Cricket Regulator™ - A classic game of Stars or Renegades or Both? - Plus, another thrilling Muller Award
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CBCT - Molineux Sensation
The triumphant (?) return of the Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw podcast
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
As always Dan captures the essence of Ben Stokes - the terror and the genius. Our son patriotically stormed out of Headingley 2019. As an Aussie, Stokes is one of my favourite cricketers of all time. We are a complicated household. #ENGvNZ open.substack.com/pub/danliebk...
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The Fear of Living Dangerously
Thoughts on fearing Ben Stokes
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 27/06/2026
England v New Zealand, Third Test, Day Two, featuring Willow Rourke and fuzzy logic #ENGvNZ 🏏
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England v New Zealand, Third Test, Day Two
Featuring Willow Rourke and fuzzy logic
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Scott Westerfeld @scottwesterfeld.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
My adult crime thriller written with Justine Larbalestier comes out July 21. It's called The Mortons. You can pre-order it now: scottwesterfeld.com/blog/2026/03...
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 14/06/2026
Australia v South Africa Women's T20 World Cup Report Card, featuring The Gap™, non-existent angles, Amazon Prime shows and shielding Laura Wolvaardt #WWC2026 🏏
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Australia v South Africa Women’s T20 World Cup Report Card
Featuring The Gap™, non-existent angles, Amazon Prime shows and shielding Laura Wolvaardt
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 08/06/2026
At this point, it wouldn't surprise me to learn that Harry Brook has celebrated his ascension to the England captaincy for the next Test in a manner that has seen him suspended from the captaincy for the next Test.
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Countries that can’t sustain a test match beyond 2 days should instantly lose ICC test status. Relegate them I say. #ENGvNZ
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Nothing but respect for Brook, that Pilates move requires a rock-hard core and he nailed it without a mat. #EngvNZ
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The end-of-season podcast was a little loose, and that made it all the more fun. My favourite was the Tinkerbell moment. #SurvivorAU
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Superb summary, as always, of the final #SurvivorAU week.
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The final immunity challenge cleared up how David built those muscles. #SurvivorAU
Cartoon strongman (possibly David Genat), wearing only jocks and socks, lifting a startled besuited man (possibly Rich) over his head.
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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 13/04/2026
There must be a pressure point that could ease his nausea. #SurvivorAU 🌴
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is torture. Such a long time. Someone give those kids a smart phone. #SurvivorAU
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
There’s still plenty of time for fire. Alternatively, another 2 extended ad breaks. #SurvivorAU
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I’m already dreading the inarticulate final tribal. #SurvivorAU
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It feels like Sally created a resume that the jury might toss in the bin. #SurvivorAU
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It’s a #SurvivorAU / Escape! crossover.
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Sally, mistaking a big move for a dick move. #SurvivorAU
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Sally finally realising that her final 2 ship name with Keeley was just “Keeley” #SurvivorAU
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Sally to Keeley: “We’ve had so many amazing times. The beach, Ikea…” #SurvivorAU
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Jackson’s maggot hair after 40 feral days is still easily beating David’s Aussie slick back. #SurvivorAU
Jackson with fluffy hair & buff on Australian Survivor
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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 07/04/2026
I think we need a fake half idol. Or possibly a half fake idol. #SurvivorAU 🌴
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Caleb’s final tribal jury pitch: ‘I kept Sally’s half idol a secret for no reason.’ #SurvivorAU
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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 06/04/2026
Keel or No Keeley #SurvivorAU 🌴
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This “blindside” of Brooke is the stretchiest ever definition of the term. Brooke has a camera pointed straight at this vote. #SurvivorAU
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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 05/04/2026
That is a terrible vote from the underdogs. How annoying, exactly, is Cameron? And if he’s annoying enough to justify that vote, how furious will the jury be with them all? #SurvivorAU 🌴
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Jury celebrating a bit hard for a group that should know the verbal onslaught incoming. #SurvivorAU
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“You fly close to the sun, you get the melanoma reward” #SurvivorAU
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
THIS IS A LIVE TRANSITION. Caleb [village idiot] to Caleb [confessional philosopher]. #SurvivorAU
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Everyone take your hands off the handles and place them over your mouth. #SurvivorAU
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Cat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Free flowing hair a dubious choice for this mud challenge Loz. #SurvivotAU
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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 05/04/2026
Do you know how bad your plans have to be for Caleb to claim they don’t make sense? #SurvivorAU 🌴
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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 30/03/2026
Anybody know how many days Simon has played? #SurvivorAU 🌴
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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 24/03/2026
Australian Survivor: Redemption Report Card - Week 5, featuring fuel prices, Lottie, Motown songs, Richard and Mark #SurvivorAU 🌴 newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australian...
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Australian Survivor: Redemption Report Card - Week 5
Featuring fuel prices, Lottie, Motown songs, Richard and Mark
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Dan Liebke @danliebke.com · 24/03/2026
“Hey, Caleb. We’ll vote for whoever you want.” “ I want Jackson.” “Absolutely. Whoever you want. So, Ben, was it?” “Uh… sure.” (eyes spin in his head like a cartoon character who’s been bonked on the head by an anvil) #SurvivorAU 🌴
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