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@tjk1.bsky.social
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Fed, Family Man, former gurlhurler, whiskey 1 tango Juliet kilo.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23h
Hi, everyone, hi, just need you to stop for a moment and watch this Tulsa TD.
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 23h
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Arkansas having an A-10 flyover this weekend is meta enough for me to love it
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 12/10/2024
Best reason to go off the record.

A highlighted excerpt from a news story, apparently about a new washroom in the city bus terminal: 


"A second person who checked out the women's restroom and who asked not to be identified because she has always wanted to be an anonymous source - reported her findings by email: "Black shiny granite..."
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's Friday, so it's time to start thinking about that weekend Costco trip.
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Applying the Costco Model to Government Spending
What the hunt for warehouse club bargains teaches about the economy.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the darkest shit I’ve ever heard
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This would sink a presidency in any other era. I would bet most Americans will never hear it even happened.
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Trump bought over $1 million in SpaceX debt days before unveiling space policy
The purchase, revealed in his latest financial disclosure, involved a firm directly affected by his administration’s actions — and led by presidential ally Elon Musk.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me hearing blink-182 in 2001: pop punk is an abomination. I hate these clowns

me listening to blink-182 in 2024: (sniffling) you princes, you poet-kings; you made art too beautiful for an ugly time
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1. sports are for everyone or they're for no one at all 2. that is an INCREDIBLE shirt arktimes.com/food-and-cul...
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Can a Black gay man still call the hogs? - Arkansas Times
White heteronormativity has long dominated the University of Arkansas. What does that mean for Black gay Arkansans?
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Relay @relay.fm · 07/10/2026
Thank you. 🎗️ 512pixels.net/2026/10/7562...
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$756,200.97 Raised for St. Jude
We just closed our annual St. Jude campaign and raised an amazing amount of money. Together, the Relay community donated $756,200.97 to assist St. Jude in understanding, treating, and defeating childh...
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 07/10/2026
Watch me, @snell.zone, and @dmoren.com play a legally distinct question and answer game! It was for good, for @relay.fm St Jude Hospital fundraiser. All three of us have competed on an official game similar to this.
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RelayParty Trivia!
Relay hosts Jason Snell and Dan Moren and frequent guest Glenn Fleishman play a question-and-answer trivia game format they’re all familiar with! This segment was originally broadcast as part of the 2026 Relay Podcastathon. Learn more about St. Jude at stjude.org
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk”
Screenshot of People Magazine featuring a picture of Queen Elizabeth smiling in a matching dress and hat and the headline:

Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mike Johnson is not a trustworthy negotiating partner. He lies as part of his religion.
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m a big hotel snob so imagine my surprise to find out the best hotel in SF is a motel. www.sfgate.com/local/articl...
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San Francisco's best hotel, the Phoenix, cannot be killed
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary takes a dip in the Phoenix Hotel pool.
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Alessandro Rigolon @alerigolon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Life in the U.S. circa 2026
5k from the government isn’t socialism?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tee still trying to find his socks
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TK @tjk1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Haven’t seen this before, pretty good, tight six minutes
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Justice 
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Michigan
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got another anti-trans campaign ad just now and man just fucking leave the trans folks alone already. Fuck’s sake.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come for all of the Raiders imitating Fernando Mendoza, stay for the reveal that Kirk Cousins is gentle parenting him behind the scenes
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any bar is a karaoke bar if you sing loud enough
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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"She's crying because she likes cake" is some drunk dad police report shit.
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 01/10/2026
ElevationLab has released a product for killing the speaker in an AirTag. They should recall and discontinue it immediately. The intent is to improve theft tracking, but their precision tool also allows stalkers to more easily track people silently.
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Silencing AirTags enables stalkers and domestic violence
ElevationLab has released an AirTag product I find appalling, and I strongly urge they immediately withdraw it from sale and recall all inventory. The AirTag Silencer is a simple device: remove the…
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spoke to a class a Columbia earlier about press freedom and anticipated having to explain what Gawker was but it did not occur to me for even two minutes that I would also have to explain who Hulk Hogan was
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Jeff Passan Bot @jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FINAL: White Sox 7, Astros 3 One day after receiving a letter from Pope Leo XIV offering "abundant blessings," the Chicago White Sox have won a playoff series for the first time in more than two decades. They went to Houston and absolutely ran the Astros. Cleveland awaits next.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 29/09/2026
I've been saying for years there's not enough money even if the technology worked as advertised.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey look it's not exactly the same as switching parties but I gotta get some partial credit for Marge telling everyone the caravans are made up during election season. that's pretty huge.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HE DID IT! NFL RECORD
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait... WHAT???
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a new one on tonight. I'm not sure you have time to catch up on the previous 9,400 episodes, so it might be hard to follow.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For the stupidest and laziest amongst us. Every single one of them.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
honestly I don't trust a pilot who isn't a furry
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
surprise!
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