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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 8h

what I'm getting from this is that if we had medicare for all, the dodgers are up 2-1 in the series

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TK @tjk1.bsky.social · 14h

You got the scars eating raw noodles at Olive Garden?

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Feel free to correct me but I'm pretty sure he is the only politician in history where the actual words coming out of his mouth do not matter in the least to his supporters. Coherence is simply not a requirement.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

theonion.com/man-who-drin...

Business Insider: AI
Palantir CTO says some AI researchers are taking up smoking because they expect AI to cure cancer

The Onion in 2013: Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth

Marc Haynes’ story: As a 7 year old in about 1983, … I was with my grandad in Nice Airport and saw Roger Moore Sitting at the departure gate, ... told my granddad i'd just seen James Bond and asked if we could go over so I could get his autograph. …so we walked over and he popped me in front of Roger Moore, with the words "my grandson says you're famous. Can you sign this?" As charming as you'd expect, Roger asks my name and signs the back of my plane ticket... I'm ecstatic, but …I glance down at the signature. … it definitely doesn't say 'James Bond'. ...I tell my grandad he's signed it wrong, … so my grandad heads back to Roger Moore...
"he says you've signed the wrong name. He says your name is James Bond." Roger Moore's face crinkled up with realisation and he beckoned me over. …he leant over, looked from side to side, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said "I have to sign my name as 'Roger Moore because otherwise...Blofeld might find out I was here." He asked me not to tell anyone …and thanked me for keeping his secret. I went back to our seats, my nerves absolutely jangling with delight. My grandad asked me if he'd signed 'James Bond.' No, I said.
I'd got it wrong. I was working with James Bond now. Many years later, I was working on a recording that involved UNICEF, and Roger Moore was doing a piece to camera as an ambassador. He was lovely and while the cameramen were setting up, I told him the story. He …had a chuckle and said "Well, I don't remember but I'm glad you got to meet James Bond." So that was lovely. And then he did something so brilliant. After the filming, he walked past me in the corridor, heading out to his car - but as he got level, he paused looked both ways, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said, "Of course I remember our meeting in Nice. But I didn't say anything in there, because those cameramen - any one of them could be working for Blofeld."
I was as delighted at 30 as I had been at 7. What a man. What a tremendous man.

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Justin Clark @justinclark.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Looks like we won the race. USA! USA! USA!

The chart noted dipshit Mike Collins hasn't seen or understands.

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Jason Snell @snell.zone · 14/10/2026

cylon confirmed

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Yeah I fucking hate this shit

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10/10/2026

Hi, everyone, hi, just need you to stop for a moment and watch this Tulsa TD.

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TK @tjk1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’m at a child’s birthday party. But I’ve two pork shoulders on and beer waiting….

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Arkansas having an A-10 flyover this weekend is meta enough for me to love it

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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 12/10/2024

Best reason to go off the record.

A highlighted excerpt from a news story, apparently about a new washroom in the city bus terminal:

"A second person who checked out the women's restroom and who asked not to be identified because she has always wanted to be an anonymous source - reported her findings by email: "Black shiny granite..."

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk”

Screenshot of People Magazine featuring a picture of Queen Elizabeth smiling in a matching dress and hat and the headline:

Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Mike Johnson is not a trustworthy negotiating partner. He lies as part of his religion.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m a big hotel snob so imagine my surprise to find out the best hotel in SF is a motel. www.sfgate.com/local/articl...

sfgate.com

San Francisco's best hotel, the Phoenix, cannot be killed

SFGATE columnist Drew Magary takes a dip in the Phoenix Hotel pool.

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Alessandro Rigolon @alerigolon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Life in the U.S. circa 2026

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tee still trying to find his socks

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TK @tjk1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

(As Dottie, a Baltimore native, pushes up her hairdo and adjust her cigarette,) “You and me both hon.”

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TK @tjk1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Haven’t seen this before, pretty good, tight six minutes

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Got another anti-trans campaign ad just now and man just fucking leave the trans folks alone already. Fuck’s sake.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Come for all of the Raiders imitating Fernando Mendoza, stay for the reveal that Kirk Cousins is gentle parenting him behind the scenes

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TK @tjk1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That book is low-key brilliant, but when it’s time to read it, my wife makes me do it 😆

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Any bar is a karaoke bar if you sing loud enough

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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"She's crying because she likes cake" is some drunk dad police report shit.

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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 01/10/2026

ElevationLab has released a product for killing the speaker in an AirTag. They should recall and discontinue it immediately. The intent is to improve theft tracking, but their precision tool also allows stalkers to more easily track people silently.

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Silencing AirTags enables stalkers and domestic violence

ElevationLab has released an AirTag product I find appalling, and I strongly urge they immediately withdraw it from sale and recall all inventory. The AirTag Silencer is a simple device: remove the…

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Spoke to a class a Columbia earlier about press freedom and anticipated having to explain what Gawker was but it did not occur to me for even two minutes that I would also have to explain who Hulk Hogan was

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Jeff Passan Bot @jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

FINAL: White Sox 7, Astros 3 One day after receiving a letter from Pope Leo XIV offering "abundant blessings," the Chicago White Sox have won a playoff series for the first time in more than two decades. They went to Houston and absolutely ran the Astros. Cleveland awaits next.

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TK @tjk1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My kids got sunblock all over my Toyotas seats, and nearly every recommendation for removal started with, “First, get some Dawn Power Wash,” and damned if that didn’t do the trick.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard

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