tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026do you think that, when renee russo read the script to “in the line of fire” and saw that she had a sex scene with clint eastwood, she went, “GODDAMNIT!” 010 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i think about dabney coleman quite often. mostly because his fucking name was dabney. 030 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026do you also refer to actors by the characters they play, or are you normal? christopher walken? oh, yeah, the king of new york. michael chiklis? oh, you mean the commish? 130 0
Reposted by tiny elvis Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I wonder how many newborn babies are being named Jimothy ❤️ 39317 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026my mom accused me of not liking oasis bc i don’t like the oasis song that she likes. i asked her what song i supposedly don’t like. she proceeded to sing an everclear song. i’m putting her in a home. 0133 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026good morning to everyone, especially dwight yoakam and tim meadows. 030 0
Reposted by tiny elvisPharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 10/07/2026No Dodger game tonight so a Led Zeppelin kind of night 011 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026i know i’m not here much, but thought i’d fill my scumbag gang in on an update: been dealing with some family illness recently, so i’ll be around even less (if that’s even possible). be good, stay safe, and scumbag gang forever 💜 441 0
Reposted by tiny elvisDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22/06/2026that awkward moment when Darth Vader goes to check his mailbox hoping for a Father's Day card and all he's got are bills for the Death Star 15519 0
Reposted by tiny elvisTom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 22/06/2026This looks like a poster advertising a hardcore festival. Gonna slip on my Vans, grab my board, and listen to the new Sin Approvers album 2307 0
Reposted by tiny elvisGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/06/2026my son gave me flowers for Father’s Day and momentarily shattered the brusque facade of asian male inscrutability I’m supposed to perpetuate 928944 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026i’m sorry, but once you call your daughter a “dirty bitch”, you are no longer entitled to any father’s day cake. bedelia did nothing wrong. justice for bedelia! (horror fans know) 041 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 12/06/2026watched “real genius” this morning. another cute little 80s romp. and one where the cute main character doesn’t end up with the girl?? i enjoyed it. 130 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026me: *explaing IPAs to my country uncle visiting from the south* uncle, while drinking tequila mixed with mt. dew: naw, i don’t think that fancy stuff made it down to mississippi yet. 062 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 14/05/2026watching “teen wolf” for the first time this morning. what a cute little movie. what other gems are the 80s hiding from me? 130 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 06/05/2026just saw an ad that said “blood in urine is never normal.” and it’s like, yeah man, i think we can all agree on that. no one has ever pissed blood and gone, “what a totally normal day i’m having.” 030 0
Reposted by tiny elvisNew Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Happy International Workers’ Day! 04421 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 30/04/2026hey, is steve sax still serving time for all of those unsolved murders in new york city? 000 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 29/04/2026flowers? no thanks. a bouquet of wet, sweet italian beefs would absolutely fix me. 141 0
Reposted by tiny elvisBOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I'm like a Temu Jack Black. Older. Fatter. Not as fit. Not as funny. But I do have the salt & pepper beard thing going on. 05415 0
Reposted by tiny elvisBOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Ordered Pizza Hut last night and never again. Quality has gone to shit. Close as many stores as you like. 131 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 18/04/2026teddy pendergrass: you won’t be under any kind of pressure. also teddy pendergrass: *proceeds to sing nearly six-minute song begging woman to come on over to his place* 020 0
Reposted by tiny elvisshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 18/04/2026last week i wrote a 5-figure check to the IRS. i should’ve just made it out to him and cut out all that messy bureaucracy in the middle. 1351864 0
Reposted by tiny elvis Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Cats In The Sun #caturday 0187 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 13/04/2026living in wisconsin as a bears fan who can’t eat cheese is my personal war of 1812. 0123 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 08/04/2026when are we going to stop fucking around and finally give delaware its own pro basketball team? 230 0
Reposted by tiny elvisanton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 05/04/2026bsky usage might be down but I'm still seeing most of my favs so... 1146 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 05/04/2026help- if anyone lives in or around the kcmo area, i need some restaurant recommendations. brunch places and bbq that isn’t jack stack or gates. i’m looking for some hole-in-the-wall joints. thanks in advance! (pls share with anyone you might know from the area) 137 0
Reposted by tiny elvisCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I seasoned my dick for this?! 1144 0
Reposted by tiny elvisSBM is a SPOOPY ASSHOLE SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Ok happy what the fuck ever. I need a sammich 032 0
Reposted by tiny elvisPaul @grommit56.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Inlaws are clearly placed here to test your character and patience and I am failing both spectacularly right now. 0218 0
Reposted by tiny elvisJason Odell @luminescentphoto.com · 04/04/2026How can we lose two aircraft over airspace that we have “total superiority” over? Asking for my tax dollars. 3388 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 04/04/2026in college i dated a dude who had absolutely nothing going on. he didn’t/wouldn’t work. he lived in his dad’s basement. i always had to pay to put gas in the truck he couldn’t afford. but he was great in bed and he made amazing cannolis from scratch. so you can understand my predicament. 1183 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026i’d sooner go through the desert on a horse with no name than scan your qr code for the menu. 040 0
Reposted by tiny elvisBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 03/04/2026How did they get so many hot guys on a single team, was there a straight-up casting call. what is happeningnhl.comSeattle Kraken 2025 - 2026 Roster | Seattle KrakenThe official 2025 - 2026 roster of the Seattle Kraken, including position, height, weight, date of birth, age, and birth place. 2132 0
Reposted by tiny elvisWintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026not everything that glitters is ponyboy. 513253 0
Reposted by tiny elvisborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 03/04/2026showing my age by having someone saw me in half to reveal the number of rings in my body 517955 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 01/04/2026i can’t remember the context, but when i first signed up, someone on here said i looked like cal ripken jr, and it legit made me laugh. it’s my favorite insult of me, and i think about it often. that’s when i thought, “yeah, this is the place.” 042 0
Reposted by tiny elvisEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026my mom got an adult bib for me and she's not wrong 19418108 0
Reposted by tiny elvisFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026public service announcement: my phone has been autocorrecting “people” to “Pelé” or “pelle” and im tired of fighting it so everyone just be cool 4447 0
Reposted by tiny elvisJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/03/2026My ducks aren’t in a row but a pattern from antiquity used to summon an unimaginable evil 1430894 0
tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 31/03/2026i’ve been officially suspended from the bird app. i have to rebuild the scumbag gang here. brick by brick. we will be back. and stronger than ever. like the narrows bridge. we can’t be stopped. 282 0
Reposted by tiny elvisPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Around 1982 I thought it would be cool if Sarah Jessica Parker were my sister. So we could share barrettes. 2295 0
Reposted by tiny elvisAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Pro Tip: I’m way funnier and much better looking if you’re drinking. 33310 0