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tiny elvis

@tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social
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yeah, it’s me. in case you need confirmation: beer. beach boys. dad bods. dan fielding. scumbag gang 💜

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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
do you think that, when renee russo read the script to “in the line of fire” and saw that she had a sex scene with clint eastwood, she went, “GODDAMNIT!”
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i think about dabney coleman quite often. mostly because his fucking name was dabney.
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
do you also refer to actors by the characters they play, or are you normal? christopher walken? oh, yeah, the king of new york. michael chiklis? oh, you mean the commish?
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I wonder how many newborn babies are being named Jimothy ❤️
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
my mom accused me of not liking oasis bc i don’t like the oasis song that she likes. i asked her what song i supposedly don’t like. she proceeded to sing an everclear song. i’m putting her in a home.
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
good morning to everyone, especially dwight yoakam and tim meadows.
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
No Dodger game tonight so a Led Zeppelin kind of night
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A devastatingly good looking innocent man has a speech bubble emanating from his mouth.
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i know i’m not here much, but thought i’d fill my scumbag gang in on an update: been dealing with some family illness recently, so i’ll be around even less (if that’s even possible). be good, stay safe, and scumbag gang forever 💜
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
that awkward moment when Darth Vader goes to check his mailbox hoping for a Father's Day card and all he's got are bills for the Death Star
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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This looks like a poster advertising a hardcore festival. Gonna slip on my Vans, grab my board, and listen to the new Sin Approvers album
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
my son gave me flowers for Father’s Day and momentarily shattered the brusque facade of asian male inscrutability I’m supposed to perpetuate
A bouquet of blue roses and other flowers I can’t name cause I’m a man
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i’m sorry, but once you call your daughter a “dirty bitch”, you are no longer entitled to any father’s day cake. bedelia did nothing wrong. justice for bedelia! (horror fans know)
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
watched “real genius” this morning. another cute little 80s romp. and one where the cute main character doesn’t end up with the girl?? i enjoyed it.
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
me: *explaing IPAs to my country uncle visiting from the south* uncle, while drinking tequila mixed with mt. dew: naw, i don’t think that fancy stuff made it down to mississippi yet.
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
watching “teen wolf” for the first time this morning. what a cute little movie. what other gems are the 80s hiding from me?
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
just saw an ad that said “blood in urine is never normal.” and it’s like, yeah man, i think we can all agree on that. no one has ever pissed blood and gone, “what a totally normal day i’m having.”
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
may the force beam you up, harry 🖖🏾
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy International Workers’ Day!
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Red Emma’s @redemmas.org · 01/05/2026
Happy May Day comrades!
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
hey, is steve sax still serving time for all of those unsolved murders in new york city?
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
flowers? no thanks. a bouquet of wet, sweet italian beefs would absolutely fix me.
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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I'm like a Temu Jack Black. Older. Fatter. Not as fit. Not as funny. But I do have the salt & pepper beard thing going on.
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BOB DELUXE @bobdeluxe.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Ordered Pizza Hut last night and never again. Quality has gone to shit. Close as many stores as you like.
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
teddy pendergrass: you won’t be under any kind of pressure. also teddy pendergrass: *proceeds to sing nearly six-minute song begging woman to come on over to his place*
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
last week i wrote a 5-figure check to the IRS. i should’ve just made it out to him and cut out all that messy bureaucracy in the middle.
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Cats In The Sun #caturday
My two tabby cats. Nina is lying on the dining table, predominant in the frame and looking at the camera, strong sunshine lighting half of her; Ivan’s head is visible in the lower left hand corner.  my tabby cat Ivan sitting on a chair at the dining table. the chair slats are making a pattern on his fur, thanks to sunlight
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
living in wisconsin as a bears fan who can’t eat cheese is my personal war of 1812.
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
when are we going to stop fucking around and finally give delaware its own pro basketball team?
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
bsky usage might be down but I'm still seeing most of my favs so...
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
help- if anyone lives in or around the kcmo area, i need some restaurant recommendations. brunch places and bbq that isn’t jack stack or gates. i’m looking for some hole-in-the-wall joints. thanks in advance! (pls share with anyone you might know from the area)
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I seasoned my dick for this?!
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SBM is a SPOOPY ASSHOLE SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ok happy what the fuck ever. I need a sammich
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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Inlaws are clearly placed here to test your character and patience and I am failing both spectacularly right now.
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Jason Odell @luminescentphoto.com · 04/04/2026
How can we lose two aircraft over airspace that we have “total superiority” over? Asking for my tax dollars.
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
in college i dated a dude who had absolutely nothing going on. he didn’t/wouldn’t work. he lived in his dad’s basement. i always had to pay to put gas in the truck he couldn’t afford. but he was great in bed and he made amazing cannolis from scratch. so you can understand my predicament.
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i’d sooner go through the desert on a horse with no name than scan your qr code for the menu.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
How did they get so many hot guys on a single team, was there a straight-up casting call. what is happening
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Seattle Kraken 2025 - 2026 Roster | Seattle Kraken
The official 2025 - 2026 roster of the Seattle Kraken, including position, height, weight, date of birth, age, and birth place.
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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
not everything that glitters is ponyboy.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
showing my age by having someone saw me in half to reveal the number of rings in my body
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i can’t remember the context, but when i first signed up, someone on here said i looked like cal ripken jr, and it legit made me laugh. it’s my favorite insult of me, and i think about it often. that’s when i thought, “yeah, this is the place.”
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
my mom got an adult bib for me and she's not wrong
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
public service announcement: my phone has been autocorrecting “people” to “Pelé” or “pelle” and im tired of fighting it so everyone just be cool
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My ducks aren’t in a row but a pattern from antiquity used to summon an unimaginable evil
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tiny elvis @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
i’ve been officially suspended from the bird app. i have to rebuild the scumbag gang here. brick by brick. we will be back. and stronger than ever. like the narrows bridge. we can’t be stopped.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Around 1982 I thought it would be cool if Sarah Jessica Parker were my sister. So we could share barrettes.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Pro Tip: I’m way funnier and much better looking if you’re drinking.
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