Reposted by Tim Serpas
He expresses hope that the "emanations of the leaden George" will be melted down and cast into bullets to "make as deep impressions in the bodies" of British soldiers. This is in fact the plan, as the lead is eventually melted into 42,088 musket balls. 8/8
![Weedmaster P: According to legend if you catch a live eagle on the 4th of July you get to have one day where you can do whatever you want and not get arrested. Jeffrey: If there's even a googol to one chance that what you say is true, NOT trying to catch an eagle is the /dumbest thing you could possibly do./ [[Jeffrey is sitting on a branch with an American apparel box propped up on a stick]] Jeffrey: Okay when the eagle crawls under the box to get the food you pull the string... wait, what do eagles eat anyway? Maybe we should "ask Jeeves." Weedmaster P: They eat fuckin hot dogs and shit man what do you /think/ they eat [[Eagle approaches box]] Jeffrey: He's goin' for it! Pull the string! Weedmaster P: I can't it's stuck Eagle: <<Nom nom nom>> [[Eagle passes out]] <<PLOP>> [[Jeffrey is holding eagle to ground]] Jeffrey: It's still technically alive! Hurry, call the government! Phone: Sir, I can smell the marijuana on your breath over the PHONE. Weedmaster P: This is Sean Hannity who is this Weedmaster P: They said Monday you can do whatever you want to do Jeffrey: YES.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5onccce6xnadm5ooqeratqe4/bafkreifodgmxppb7yhh2676c332hqrtpb6tjgkucmnsqbwfurkxbw6kj4q)