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@jbythekilowatt.bsky.social
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 4h
Hey uhhh do any of my medicated adhd mutuals wanna reassure me that this levels out eventually???? Because day 2 also was... not lit
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 5h
Actually, only being 38 is good for a guy who looks like a bowl of tapioca that's been left out in the sun for a few days
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 18h
Okay so I woke up at 3am and that was it for sleep I guess? Try again tomorrow??? 🫠
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think if you find yourself doing a thread in someone else's mentions, a large buzzer should sound and then you get locked out of that app for 12 hours
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My son learned how to climb on the banister today lol
An orange cat standing perfectly on the post at the end of a staircase

Everything is a shade of beige because I haven't unpacked or decorated yet
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today is my first day on a new adhd medication and uhhhhhhhhh I'm going to need to start setting alarms that tell me to eat throughout the day
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Schitt's Creek: Oh Boy Reaction
Alt: Schitt's Creek: Oh Boy Reaction
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 28/09/2026
The important thing to know about the Starship launch today is that Elon Musk is directly responsible for an unfathomable number of people dying preventable deaths and has never faced a single consequence for it.
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One year on from dismantling of USAID, study projects that global aid cuts could lead to 9.4 million deaths by 2030 | CNN
It’s been one year since the Trump administration dismantled the US Agency for International Development (USAID), with aid cuts leading to the closure of HIV clinics in South Africa, the termination o...
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every new piece of information I learn about the upcoming Hunger Games movie tells me I'm going to be fucking BAWLING in the theater
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Dory Shakes Head: Not Good
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Peter Onyisi @peteronyisi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This may be unfair, but I'm morbidly interested in whether certain Cornell faculty are as worked up about this as they were about the encampments
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A minor point not meant to distract from Faine's larger point is that these people are actively making kink less safe for everyone, not just in the Bay Area. CNC practiced by people who care about the community is done safely, with tons of communication, and consent as king. This is not that.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
women were safer during online school AND REMOTE WORK. as it turns out, not having to pretend to forget something to avoid being in an elevator alone with That Guy at work does wonders for women’s psychological and physical safety!!!
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bucket list item completed: I saw Hayley Williams perform live 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People don’t know the Choosing Texas song because streaming exists and so many people don’t listen to Top 40 radio anymore, it’s not that deep
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Drew McKevitt @drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are lots of ways to answer this and one of them is that studying history makes you a better citizen and our public universities have an obligation to produce good citizens. History education is essential to a republican model of government. Engineering is not.
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a reply to a discussion asking people to name a female character actor who isn't also conventionally attractive and/or a triple threat Lmaoooooo in what world is Florence Pugh not anything less than a fuckin smokeshow
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brent sewer socialist🚰🌹 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A lot of people don’t want to hear it but Joe Biden’s entire legacy will likely be as the guy who let the worst president in American history come to power again and who funded and armed a genocide abroad. History will not remember him well.
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busty pixie demon @0xafaebabe.gay · 25/09/2026
if civil rights are a pony then call me a horse girl and giddyup bucko
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now listen, there ARE 49-year-olds who can pull off the leather catsuit Is Nancy one of them???????????????????
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What you have to do is offer them hope and change and then get into office and bail out the banks, continue the wars, and ensure nobody from the previous regime faces any consequences
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obama says Democrats aren't fooling people like he was in 2007 anymore
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My toxic masculinity trait is i will never let a man get loud with me if I know i can beat him in a fist fight Lower your voice
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey so uhhhhh that Boston Globe story about the lesbian bar relaxing its covid rules is an *absolute fucking hit piece* targeting the disabled, chronically ill, and covid-conscious and it would be great if folks sharing and joking about it could recognize that framing.
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Idk its clear enough if you have eyes and a brain
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need every millennial in the comments and QTs to stop being boomers about this Y'all are embarrassing
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another day of hearing commentators talk about Jameis Winston without remarking about his SA allegations I love being a woman who follows men's professional sports
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't enjoy that the sign-off message for PODS' customer service bot is "Stay Safe!"
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LOL with allies like these, etc
Screenshot of an interaction between bsky users ProtectTransFutures and Ariellah:
PTF: This is the same argument MAGA makes of 'ignore what trump says on campaign its all bluster' and then he governs exactly as campaigned. You can't tell trans people to vote for candidates who throw us under the bus especially when its so clearly for nothing.
Ariellah: I'll tell trans people whatever the fuck i want to
A: comparing talarico's comments to maga eliminations is absolutely fucjing deranged
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Zach Cregger, the co-creator of the Whitest Kids U Know I will never forget where you came from, bb 🫶
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Weapons was incredible and I'm looking forward to seeing RE this week and it is so fucking funny to me personally that Creggers' movie directorial debut is the movie Miss March
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is also why I won't entertain excuses for ts on why she's so quiet on these issues She is established and has a great security team and is a fucking billionaireeeee The reason she's quiet is bc she doesn't care at all
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Ben Kannenberg @benkannenberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I think trans rights are an 80/20 issue I'm on the wrong side of, and am choosing to raise their salience, drive a wedge into my own coalition, and make myself look weak and inauthentic. I am very smart!"
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Would honestly love to see the data demonstrating that moderating on issues gained the Dems votes Talarico backpedaled fast as fuck on trans rights and what did his opposition do? STILL RAN ADS ABOUT HIM RE: TRANS KIDS
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This just reminded me of the first date I had a few years ago where I suggested we see Eli Roth's Thanksgiving We both liked horror stuff and I'd seen a lot of good reviews for it Needless to say there was not a second date lmaooo
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now why are the fiber arts in this 😭 We didn't do anything
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some Dems are making what they think is a savvy strategic decision: Toss trans people overboard for a net gain in votes. I don't think it'll work, but maybe it will. Either way, I find it appalling and won't be supporting them. I support candidates who don't treat members of our team as expendable.
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
never forget that our universities fired and expelled people for opposing this
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Been reading a bunch of cozy romance stuff lately because of *gestures broadly* and this trilogy has been funny, queer, and fun to read I just finished the second book which is an enemies to lovers jawn about the Christmas Prince and the St. Patrick's Day Prince 👌
The covers of the Royals and Romance trilogy by Sara Raasch
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would love to hear what the "shut up and dribble" people think about Ovie appearing in a political ad for Putin
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Moved into a much bigger place and got the twins their very first cat tree. Maisie is a fan so far
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is ... absurd. And nauseating. "Trans" is not a policy. Trans people are human beings. Trans rights are human rights. You cannot decide that people are a policy, and then negotiate humanity away. If humanity is negotiable, then we have lost everything.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The time to push candidates toward more progressive policies is NOT after they get in office. It’s before. We have to look out for everybody. That may include a type of person that is not in your life!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This has to be a kink thing right
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did I confuse Aa*on Parnas with Se*n Parnell? Possibly Will I acknowledge this if challenged? Absolutely not
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Jay Dee @taarguschonus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There are way too many people that believe that we are a temporarily occupied country and once Trump is gone the day will be saved and we'll go back to being the good guys. Trump is not a virus he's a symptom.
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Goddess Luna @onelunagoddess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What rights of yours are you willing to sacrifice to elect a Democrat? How many members of your community will you let die because someone who isn't impacted tells you it's the lesser evil? Why should I care which is the lesser evil if neither sees me as human?
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Jenn Wilson @thatmomx4.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s not a Democrat purity test to say that trans kids deserve their childhoods, trans teens deserve to thrive, & trans adults deserve to live. It’s basic human fucking decency. It’s the fucking Christianity he says he embraces & practices.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You do not need to explain, to Queer or Black or Disabled people in America, that you can't always have a perfect thing. That is not news to us. You are not providing new information. It is the height of arrogance to assume that's not already part of our understanding of the world.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Advocating against Talarico's new rightward tack on trans kids in sports and gender affirming care is not advocating for Paxton. It's advocating against Talarico's new rightward tack on trans kids in sports and gender affirming care.
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