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i am a superhero that kills all the danger

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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I strive to be a petty hater in everything I do, but I will never be... HIM.
Instagram post from 50cent laughing at an NBC News excerpt reporting that Sean Combs obtained a "jailbroken" tablet in prison and used it to watch the Netflix docuseries about him, produced by 50 Cent.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Funny how you spend twenty years fighting supervillains when the more terrifying secret society is a bunch of college fratholes in boat shoes.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rhode Island has never been better. nonadventures.com/2026/09/29/m...
Comic panel labeled 'SOON:' showing Rita saying 'So the suit lasted 38 out of 39 tests... AND we found out I'm resistant to Californium radiation!' To her right, Titania sits in a chair holding a purple mug, responding 'An East Coast Girl through and through!'
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only time I’m choosin’ Texas is toast
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Everything else is as dumb as before” is an unfair characterization. Rita is dumber now.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nice to see Macklemore continues to mackle.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As usual, my poignant question never gets answered here. nonadventures.com/2026/09/04/b...
Dana questions why horses were sent to fix Humpty Dumpty, while Rita notes an unfamiliar tree.

Dana teases, "What, you keeping a tree journal?", to which Rita retorts, "I can notice trees, Dana!"
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just blasted out 500 LinkedIn thinkpieces on how Dolly Parton's philosophy can make you an an effective leader with AI
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi’s gonna wish he threw that damn baby
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Celebrating July 4th these days feels like celebrating Valentine’s Day with your loser ex you’re just living with to save rent. Anyway here’s a comic from simpler times: nonadventures.com/2016/07/02/s...
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The Non-Adventures of Wonderella » Archive » SLAM I Am
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Cool thing about me is I have mastered the drinky snarky superhero thing without costing $170 million
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Love how the Fyre Fest keeps coming back in a different form like some Dollar Tree Doctor Who
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Shrek is Old and That Means You’re Old Too: The Movie
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Thoughts and prayers to all of my sapphic homies in the Paramount merger.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Biggest problem with trillionaires is the doomsday devices they trigger upon death
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I sometimes wonder if this account has the final image already made.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
me when a supervillain yells "COME OUT AND FACE ME"
kevin durant hiding behind bush
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Pride month is the funniest time to watch corporations be cowards, just posting disco balls and pissing their pants because they don’t stand for anything.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
tf is Rita doing in this one, gang signs or something. Anyway never die. nonadventures.com/2026/05/30/c...
Rita and Dana in Wonderella costumes making dated references.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Reminder that this joke is older than ICE
Image of the famous Monsters Inc Characters Sully and Great Low Price
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Modern-Day John Henry: Area Man Fakes Nudes Faster than AI
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Comedy is legal again
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Kickstarter is banning "adult content," so I thought of a version where all nudity is replaced by suggestive emojis and realized this is where Veggie Tales came from.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I had to fight The Underbaby once, very demanding.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It stops being the Strait of Hormuz when men all over the world are shoving their dicks in it, more like Kinsey 4 of Hormuz.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
TIL James Comey’s PIN number
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
My version of a Joe Shuster-style Superman drawing. He’s in a wide stance with his arms wide and flexed as chains around his arms, chest, and ankles shatter. He has a slightly amused look on his face. The color palette is almost inverted with maroon for the blue, and tall for the red. And instead of an S in the shield on his chest it’s an M. But not really an M. It’s a symbol that means ‘Maybe it will happen today’. Over his head in signature zooming 3D type it says ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
two dweebs slapping each other like seals
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
In defense of the guy who kept eating his burrata salad when a gunman showed up at the Correspondent's Dinner, burrata is extremely good.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I would have hired the fake gunman closer to the midterms but that’s just me.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Always happens when I'm catching up on my Toast news: nonadventures.com/2026/04/24/o...
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The Non-Adventures of Wonderella » Archive » Only Skin DEEPFAKE
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Happy “Oscar Vote Bots Are Going Away Eve” to all who celebrate
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Reminder that I am not part of any corporate mergers at this time. Unlike some.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
New comic! Just in case you want a distraction from the whole World War III situation: nonadventures.com/2026/02/28/c...
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The Non-Adventures of Wonderella » Archive » CURRENT Events
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Big day for AI images of crying Dilbert
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Every Columnist: “I’m gonna tell everyone the words to stop using in 2026!” Editor: “yes we will do this instead of investigative journalism.”
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Well I'm not in this comic but here it is anyway, choke on it I guess -- nonadventures.com/2025/12/23/s...
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The Non-Adventures of Wonderella » Archive » SCARY Tale of New York
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
say it ain't so!
Deathstroke on Epstein Island
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The Zombie is the most Christmas drink because: 1. It features three spirits B. Jesus came back from the dead
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Sad but not surprised to see Woody Allen went to Epstein's island. At least Ronan Farrow's dad wasn't there.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Image featuring "Color of the Year 2026" text, showcasing a pale, textured color named "Cloud Dancer" (11-4201) with a spraypainted insect figure in a central square.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
When you build a whole-ass ballroom so your wife has to be near you for three minutes.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Please welcome the Pantone Color of the Year, an blank expense representing how nothing means anything anymore.
Color of the year: a pale blue/grey/green block that they call clouds or something
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
At long last
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Gigli (2003) - "It's Turkey Time. Gobble Gobble." (Now in HD)
YouTube video by Random Videoos - No requests, read descriptions
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Unwashed masses: "Mariah starts the Christmas season" The cultured few:
Still frame of Gigli, with J-Lo licking her lips
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
"I’m not a hearts and flowers kind of man, I don’t do romance. My tastes are very singular.”
Garfield bonnet that looks like his face
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Please. On a scale of robots going berserk, teaching an overhand knot is like .3% evil.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Mega Bloks are compatible with your favorite building block toy. I cannot stress that enough: nonadventures.com/2025/11/19/s...
Dana calls about "Wonderella LEGOS" in the first panel. In the second panel, she sits and looks dismayed at her phone, thinking "MEGA BLOKS?! Why not just step on my dick? ... Cuz that's what you're doin' to me right now, basically.” Rita scrolls her phone nearby.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Fans of Tron clearance merchandise gonna be eating good
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Just watched a Netflix documentary exposing how Batman’s cars actually do all the work for him. Sickening but not surprising.
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