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Tim Serpas

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Scruffy-looking nerd herder

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250 Years Ago News @250yearsagonews.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
He expresses hope that the "emanations of the leaden George" will be melted down and cast into bullets to "make as deep impressions in the bodies" of British soldiers. This is in fact the plan, as the lead is eventually melted into 42,088 musket balls. 8/8
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 08/07/2026
Fascinated by English town names like Clacton-on-Sea, Ashton-in-Makerfield, Horny-on-Main, etc
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Mets' ineptitude making announcers think about their mortality
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yes, penises exist to satisfy an incel mindset.
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evan dahm @evandahm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
and how about "The Cyclops"
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Tim Serpas @timserpas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My to-do list
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm not a "know it all" I'm more of a "say it all" I have no useful information but buddy...expect to hear from me
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
fml
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
[0004707] Dwarves turn into alligators???
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Pew Research Center @pewresearch.org · 06/07/2026
Lawmakers in the U.S. represent more people than in almost any other country. Each of the 435 voting members of the U.S. House of Representatives represents about 802,000 people. The median representation ratio among 106 democracies was about 31,000 people per lawmaker. #USDemocracy
dot plot of average number of people pew lawmaker in the lower or sole chamber of national legislature across 106 democracies. 

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U.S. lawmakers represent more people than almost anywhere else
Average number of people per lawmaker in the lower or sole chamber of national legislature.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
bassists are lizardmen. "bassist" is an oppressive class, like Phoenician people or Branch Davidian people.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Meaty Gumby can still happen if people want it bad enough
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com #heatwave
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A cartoon book with a face, legs and arms shouts out "Beware! Heatwave reading dangers!"

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Caption "Binding glue softened by the sun"
Image: The book stands helplessly as its glue drips and pages fall to the floor.

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Caption "Dropped while reading in a cooling bath" 
Image: The book splashes into the water

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Caption "Mislaid by a heat-addled reader"
Image: The book gestures wildly as the reader stumbles away in a daze.

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Caption "Spontaneous combustion"
Image: The book explodes in flame.

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"Sweaty hands!" screams the book as it runs away from  a large pink hand, dripping with perspiration.
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Tim Serpas @timserpas.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Row!
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Keri Blakinger @keribla.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy (belated) 10th anniversary to this absolute gem of a lede from the only July 4th overtime shift I worked during my NYDN H/t @ethansacks.bsky.social
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
'Belgium simply not playing as a unified team here, presumably thanks to the long-standing impact of the country's linguistic division'
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If any American wants me to respect your soccer/futbol, let me say this: the way to do it is for Balogun to score and then mime showing a card.
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Maybe this hasn’t sunk in for anyone who should care but the NHS was birthed when the UK *literally had negative money*. The USA had razed us of every penny to pay for weapons to defend ourselves against Germany, Germany had bombed all our industrial sites. We still did it in 6 months. 6.
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Tim Serpas @timserpas.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My founding fathers
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Tim Chuma @timchuma.com · 05/07/2026
@johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social i almost got off at the station the bear bar is at. Might still end up there later 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (photo from another bar)
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Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️ @dejectedvole.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fact: there is nothing in the Quran prohibiting meth use. Fact: meth is very affordable. Fact: women love meth.
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Tim Serpas @timserpas.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Safety enforced with baseball bat
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250 Years Ago News @250yearsagonews.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
July 5, 1776: The first printed copies of the Declaration of Independence are produced as broadsides from the shop of John Dunlap in Philadelphia. Perhaps 200 of the sheets are run off the presses after a laborious night for the publisher and his two assistants. 1/8
A Dunlap broadsideA printing press of the sort that Dunlap would have used; this one was purportedly worked by Benjamin Franklin
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🌍↩️🤛🔗
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jordan @jbythekilowatt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Someone on ig said if you horribly break up with someone and then get back together with them, do you count the time that y'all were on a break when people ask how long you've been dating?? Because if your answer is no, none of the former confederate states get to celebrate America 250 🤭🤭🤭
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
oh my god
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
didn't realize the initial oval office makeover was going to be the understated version
oval fireplace a year ago, with the gold crap stuck on and seven gold urns or vases or whatever on the mantlemore recent shot of fireplace with nine urns and more gold crap everywhere
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
See, the plan is, you put 1,000 foreign women who all got pregnant at the same time on a hospital ship, and you do that 1,000 times, and then you wait 18 years, and then you move all the babies to Wyoming, and you win a House seat.
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Wonderella @wonderella.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Celebrating July 4th these days feels like celebrating Valentine’s Day with your loser ex you’re just living with to save rent. Anyway here’s a comic from simpler times: nonadventures.com/2016/07/02/s...
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The Non-Adventures of Wonderella » Archive » SLAM I Am
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 04/07/2026
Happy If You Catch a Bald Eagle You Can Do Whatever You Want For One Day Day! www.wigucomics.com/oc/index.php...
Weedmaster P: According to legend if you catch a live eagle on the 4th of July you get to have one day where you can do whatever you want and not get arrested. Jeffrey: If there's even a googol to one chance that what you say is true, NOT trying to catch an eagle is the /dumbest thing you could possibly do./ [[Jeffrey is sitting on a branch with an American apparel box propped up on a stick]] Jeffrey: Okay when the eagle crawls under the box to get the food you pull the string... wait, what do eagles eat anyway? Maybe we should "ask Jeeves." Weedmaster P: They eat fuckin hot dogs and shit man what do you /think/ they eat [[Eagle approaches box]] Jeffrey: He's goin' for it! Pull the string! Weedmaster P: I can't it's stuck Eagle: <<Nom nom nom>> [[Eagle passes out]] <<PLOP>> [[Jeffrey is holding eagle to ground]] Jeffrey: It's still technically alive! Hurry, call the government! Phone: Sir, I can smell the marijuana on your breath over the PHONE. Weedmaster P: This is Sean Hannity who is this Weedmaster P: They said Monday you can do whatever you want to do Jeffrey: YES.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
To the right of the angle, where no rebels broke through, MG Alex Hays of Pittsburgh kisses his aide, mounts his horse, grabs a captured rebel flag, and rides his line, dragging “treason’s flaunting rag” behind him, his staff doing the same 6,000 Rebels are killed, wounded, missing, or captured
Alex Hays and his staff dragging confederate flags through the dirt behind them as their men cheer the victory at Gettysburg
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250 Years Ago News @250yearsagonews.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
July 3, 1776: A day after it approved a resolution to declare American independence, Congress spends most of the day as a committee of the whole making alterations to Thomas Jefferson’s draft of the Declaration. 1/9
The presentation of the draft of the Declaration
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kitty @kittyred.net · 18/11/2025
Power Cat 2025-11-17
Two panel comic showing power cat sleeping during the day and still sleeping at night. During the day he's dreaming of a fish and then at night he's dreaming of the knife alien, an alien holding a knife. The caption says he oft dream of knife alien.
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kitty @kittyred.net · 07/10/2025
Power Cat 2025-10-07 rubymayvalentine.net/daily/powercat
it's night time in the desert on a street with only two buildings. standing in the street in front of the sidewalk with the flora and mountains behind it, power cat and a woman look at three skulls on fire flying down the street. the woman says flaming skull week already?
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
fun fact: Balogun in Yoruba basically means "general" or "commander" but most literally translates to "war dad"
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
a depressing note also in Parshall's excellent "1942," just published "It is a sad mark of these darkening times that perhaps the most valuable reviewer, and sharpest critic of my Eastern Front narrative - himself a native Russian - wishes to remain anonymous. This is necessary to prevent him ...
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Michael Luciano 🇨🇦 @michaelluciano.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This paragraph is cursed. www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
"In April, Olivia Nuzzi and Vice founder Shane Smith found themselves crossing paths at an intimate West Hollywood gathering hosted by MAHA blogger Jessica Reed Kraus, also known as HouseInHabit. The event, co-hosted by Substack, celebrated journalist Jay Beecher, whose controversial book challenges the prevailing narrative surrounding Ghislaine Maxwell’s role in Jeffrey Epstein’s crimes."
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.
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Nolan Hicks @ndhapple.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"All of these newspaper stories were by “Elena Marchetti,” whose articles page on The Editorial suggests she roughly splits her time between decrying the death of American newspapers and writing about tensions in the South China Sea. (More about that below.)" -- www.niemanlab.org/2026/07/now-...
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Now we’re getting AI fake news complaining about how AI fake news is the death of real news
Did 47 Alabama newspapers die on a single day and no one noticed? (Hint: No, they didn't.)
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bishop of Ogdensburg, NY notes SSPX “schismatic act” incurred today; instructs Diocese not to go to Church run by SSPX, but to seek “spiritual counsel and nourishment” at TLM in nearby parishes.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When people ask me if I have any good stories from when I used to interview rock stars for a living my mind often goes a bit blank, and to be honest a lot of it was quite ordinary and unremarkable, but on the other hand there is this.
24 years ago I was sent to a London pub by a newspaper to interview and drink whisky (no “e” over here) with Lemmy, who was in the band Motorhead and, before that, slightly less famously, Hawkwind and, before that, much less famously, Sam Gopal. We had a good chat: about being from the part of the Midlands north of the River Trent, about books, and about roadying for Hendrix in the mid-60s (him, not me; I was minus nine at the time). When the record company PR sidled over to tell me my time was up, Lemmy waved him away. “No, no, I’m enjoying this,” he said, commandingly. I realised at this point that I had another question I’d been meaning to ask but hadn’t. “Are you scared of anything?” I said to Lemmy. “Nothing,” he replied. Then he paused and frowned for a moment, as if an idea had suddenly occurred to him. “Oh, maybe snakes,” he said. “It’s because they’ve got no shoulders.”
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Minions didn't work for Hitler because they bet the smart money on the Dulles brothers.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my god
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 30/06/2026
It’s always interesting when I get to explain to a cis person that the current anti-trans hysteria is not only 100% astroturfed, it’s 180° opposite of the initial popular reaction to public medical transition. People thought it was cool! Look what modern medicine can do! She’s a bombshell!
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A.J. Bauer @ajbauer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I hope Samuel Alito lives long enough to see his lifework undone.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Wow holy shit www.them.us/story/daught...
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Daughters of the American Revolution Live Up to Their Name by Rejecting Ban on Trans Women
“Transgender Americans are patriots, family members, volunteers, historians, and descendants of Revolutionary War ancestors just like anyone else.”
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 30/06/2026
There we go.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Only 20 people attended the Great American State Fair but all of them went on to start a cult
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