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Johnny Barnstorm

@johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social
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Nerdy 40 something bear dweeb. Possibly very tall. You'll never know. Host on the Square Roots Podcast. Needs to be mildly electrocuted every time he @'s someone parasocially.

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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe because I had zero expectations of this being good, I was surprised by how good the Final Fantasy Resonance demo was. I actually do want to play the full game.
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was trying to figure out what was up with these uncanny trivalgo commercials where the voice and the lip sync don't match, mouth movements look weird, and they seem at a funky frame rate and they're using LLMs to localize the commercial for each market using the original footage as a source
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 25/09/2026
Chronsega Episode 3 (00:32:09)
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Sgt M @sgtm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We lost our way when we stopped porting Chuck Rock to 27 different consoles.
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
It's 925, does that make it Dolly Parton Day?
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are you ready to dive back into the warm waters of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City? Don't. Tommy can't swim. But! This is that video I've been working on for the past four months. There's celebrity gossip! Xbox, PC, PS2 and Definitive Edition comparisons! Doo-wop era Billy Joel! youtu.be/y9bMknZwgxw?...
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Grand Theft Auto Vice City Retrospective: A 2026 Look At 2002's 1986 | Koobert Opens Worlds #009
YouTube video by Bears in Games: Neo
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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solavattam @honorabledoofus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People should buy these shirts before the Rangers owner finds out what this means
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's called fashion sweetie
A fat bearded middle aged man wearing a Yukon Cornelius shiet and a pair of fruit of the loom underwear on his head takes a mirror selfie
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made a meat loaf and it was quite good
An uncooked meat loaf in a pyrex dish on a stove top, it's covered in glaze
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I learned all sorts of new words watching my dad work his way through this
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'd say it's me except my mustache has got too grey
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Orson looking for one of his kibble-filled feeder mice. He can definitely smell it since it's a couple of inches from his face.
A cat looking annoyed at being photographed as he hunts food in a green Kallax bookshelf.
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
These flans in Final Fantasy XIII are wearing the Spock Helmet.
A screenshot from Final Fantasy XIII mid battle with two flans with helmets with flashing lights on top of them.A picture of the box of the Star Trek helmet, which has a real flashing light on it. The helmet reads SPOCK and there's a visor.
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I took wayyyyyy too long setting up this shot for upcoming video's thumbnail:
A thumbnail for my next youtube video, with a screenshot of Grand Theft Auto Vice City. Tommy is wearing his Armani suit in front of a red Cheetah on Ocean Drive. There's a pink banner with white lettering that says GRAND THEFT AUTO VICE CITY and the words RETROSPECTIVE over it and a cute smiling pngtuber avatar of me, a tubby bald bearded dude in a white hoodie with demons on it
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
IWas capturing some footage of Benny Hill sped up end of episode segments or a video I'm doing, and then in this hospital one he uses a mop to replicate the lochs of a Black man in the bed next to him, and then Benny grabs the jar labelled POLISH and I yelled BENNY NO
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I dreamt that my brother and I found a sassy talking lobster in our backyard of our childhood home, and the NDP wanted the lobster to be their new candidate in the upcoming election so I'm glad that my dreams have clear, strong Canadian content
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AMERICANS DO NOT READ THIS POST. IT IS NOT FOR YOU. I could have sworn that the line was "no two twins are quite the same" in the opening credits of the Edison Twins, but I learned today that it's "no two days" which frankly is not as good a piece of writing. youtu.be/U4woSA1Vd3I?...
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Classic TV Theme: The Edison Twins
YouTube video by David Gideon
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Link being a sad boi worth the new Ocarina of Time remake model. Nikki being a sad girl in the 2026 film Obsession.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
oh no I just saw @mattbaume.bsky.social using the "That's HILARIOUS!" SWC clip but I've been using that for years too two camp loving gay men can't use the same reaction clip in their youtubes can they??
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I joined Xbox Insider on console to see if I could mess around with the Disc To Digital program and, well, I don't know how it works and most of the games I have on disc for the Xbox One \ Series X aren't part of the program yet. I tried one game that IS on the list and it didn't seem to register
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Pec_inspector @pecinspector.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
gofund.me/55c34df68 Many of you know Gavin as Pec Inspector (@pec_inspector). On Sunday night, Gavin was shot in the neck during a violent attack in Chicago’s Lakeview/Boystown neighborhood. Gavin survived, but suffered extremely serious and life-altering injuries
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Donate to Help Gavin “Pec Inspector” Recover After Being Shot, organized by Jack Milligan
Please help Gavin—known to many online as Pec Inspector (@pec_inspec… Jack Milligan needs your support for Help Gavin “Pec Inspector” Recover After Being Shot
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If I pee during the night and don't flush Orson pees in the tub. I think he's trying to toilet train me
This cat is just all legs. A Siamese mix cat is sleeping on a chair with a blanket and it's just a huge mass of legs
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Brian Kelly @isayisay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
THE NEO GEO IS WAY BETTER THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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Klanky @k1anky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Free Stars: Children of Infinity Combat Demo Trailer. Launch fighters! youtu.be/77mN4GV2hxE
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Free Stars: Children of Infinity Combat Demo Trailer
YouTube video by Pistol Shrimp Games
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Definitely the best Fist of the North Star game by a looooong shot. It's basically a Yakuza game, by the same team.
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm still working on trying to get my 3-hour Vice City retrospective out before GTA VI releases, but in the meantime here's something on how Rockstar keeps changing the Comet in Vice City: youtu.be/vJvjGyTh7i8?...
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Rockstar Keeps Changing Vice City's Comet, But It's Still A Porsche 911
YouTube video by Bears in Games: Neo
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The husky gay cop in Deadloch reminds me of some guys I've been on dates with for sure
A tall, husky blond cop (Tom Ballard), Sven Alderman, holds a phone in at a crime scene at night in a shot from the Australian TV show Deadloch
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dang that GTA VI trailer looks bonkers. Finally getting the next generation looking PS5 games. Holy crow.
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Vancouver people check out the lunar eclipse right now!
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...
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Brütal Legend | The Tainted Coil shall rule forever! by Double Fine Productions
A sale by Double Fine Productions, 100% off Brütal Legend
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Had a dream where my family was visiting my apartment, and I realized my mom and her dogs were no longer alive, and that this is a dream, so I thought really hard "BIG HOT MAN IN A WRESTLING SINGLET! BIG HOT MAN IN A WRESTLING SINGLET!" and my mom interrupted me and I yelled NOT NOW MOM
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Forza sale on Steam buff.ly/X8C3ora
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 25/08/2026
Chronsega Episode 5 (00:17:39)
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My friends say my cat looks like me
A fat bald man sitting in front of a window with a cat on his lap, he's holding a cat brush
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Furiarossa and Mimma 🌵 @furiaandmimma.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Look, a poledancing Goliath!
Goliath, a gargoyle from the tv show "Gargoyles" (1994), in a "climbing gear". It's an illustration of the package of an old action figure.
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Real French in Quebec
Delusional cosplayers in France
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tearing through Boku no Natsuyasumi in a Honda Beat like YOLO
A Honda Beat drives through a field of sunflowers in Forza Horizon 6
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Since we're burning bridges can we at least please please please expel Hoekstra? That would be so funny
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Can... Can I vote for these Chiefs in the next election?? www.cbc.ca/news/indigen...
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Mounties reviewing First Nations' call for treason probe into Alberta premier, UCP | CBC News
Canada's top Mountie has written to First Nations leaders in Alberta, confirming the RCMP will review the chiefs' call for a criminal treason investigation into the province's premier and governing pa...
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've been doing a series of shorter videos as a way to practice keeping videos under ten minutes, and to release stuff while I work on a longer retrospective. I didn't post them on here because I wasn't sure people would be interested, but hey, maybe you are? youtu.be/e4Ff5zZAnxc
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Vice City’s Deluxo Is Definitely Not a DeLorean, for Legal Reasons
YouTube video by Bears in Games: Neo
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Johnny Barnstorm @johnnybarnstorm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You can tell when my videos reach a wider audience because I get negative comments, which I delight in responding to
A screenshot of a negative response to my new video! 
@johnny5805  • 9 hours ago
I clicked because the title says it is about Vice City, not Gran Turismo or Forza, and not about the all the different versions of the real life Corvette.

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Why Did Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Turn the Banshee Into a Corvette?
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And I would have got away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
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Sailesh @sailesh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I got to make some cool swag for work 🔥
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yestro is Destro’s improv name.
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TomTom #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 @awkwardcomma.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
Homer and Marge Simpson talking. The caption reads 
As the bible says,
"Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's racket."
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/03/2025
all of history is a struggle between guys who go “oh shit that’s crazy” and guys who say “that seems fake”
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed at the—
90s news Screen grab states: liberty university gay sex command center
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Isobel Bess @echosequence.space · 17/08/2026
it feels important to add that this was made by the director of A Christmas Story and Baby Geniuses
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