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Tim Hardy

@timbobaggins.bsky.social
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Perpetually exhausted, dad, husband, tech. Doesn't write as much as he should. (he/him)

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 1h
We’re off on a mini-break. My partner has no idea but I want to know how nosey our first time cat sitter is.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 2h
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 49m
My tour rider asks for the venue's crew to put a step ladder onstage and decorate as they see fit. Clive at Oxford engineered it so I did not see this freaky fucking thing until I walked onstage to start the show. Whole show spent feeling I should be looking over my shoulder. Salut!
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Alisdair Wood @alisdairwood.bsky.social · 5h
Big big love. #DayofDredd
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Shelfdust @shelfdust.bsky.social · 2h
“Democracy is Not For The People”: Judge Dredd’s ‘Letter From A Democrat’, by @tomshaps.bsky.social: shelfdust.com/2019/03/27/d... #dayofdredd
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“Democracy is Not For The People”: Judge Dredd’s ‘Letter From A Democrat’
By Tom Shapira “Letter from a Democrat” was first published in Prog #460 in the year 1986. It’s a short story, running a mere seven pages and written by the regular team of the time, John Wagner an…
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just saw folk who join the uncritical rush towards AI referred to as "LLMings", and I am stealing that.
static.klipy.com
Vintage Pixel Game: Lemmings
Alt: Vintage Pixel Game: Lemmings
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 3h
What I always find fascinating about this stuff is that the "non-brewed condiment" label isn't, as you'd think, to do with modern food-labelling laws. It's because of the temperance movement more than a century ago.
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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 4h
People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 4h
I'm not opposed at all to guilty pleasure reading. I do it a lot. I just don't understand the desire to say there's no meaningful difference between, like, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, and Dungeon Crawler Carl, because after all you might like both.
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 16h
Busan has a new resident named Bukangi, a shark who started chilling in the canals near the train station a couple weeks ago. The city has been trying all sorts of schemes to gently lead her back to the ocean but she foils every attempt and swims back and forth being admired by crowds of fans.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 4h
Ahh the pitta patter of tiny bread salesmen.
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 16h
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 6h
Terry Pratchett (Right)
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 10h
A man builds an IED. He sets it off in a busy public street. Shrapnel flies about hitting cars, homes and a child's bedroom. It's a miracle nobody is injured. And Reform MP Sarah Pochin calls his imprisonment "disproportionate" and "two tier justice."
It does raise this point of two-tiered
justice..


Reform's Sarah Pochin believes the
sentence handed to the 64-year-old who
blew up a ULEZ camera was
disproportionate'.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 9h
In these challenging times someone might need these: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: SHOUT to 85258 Please share x
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There was an old lady who swallowed her sisters, I don't know why, She swallowed her sisters, Perhaps they're Russian.
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 21h
New anti-detection strategy just dropped
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 23h
some very exciting personal news . . . as of last week, I am now a proud client of @lizadawsonassoc.bsky.social and the absolutely fantastic @hannahnpbowman.com is now my literary agent! we are working together on a medieval Slavic fantasy about a witch who solves crime and her queer found family
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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alan1957 @alan1957.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What an utterly marvellous story. Containing two of my favourite things, working class resistance and cheese. Mmm, cheese! 🧀 [from the @workingclasshistory.com facebook page - not currently here on Bluesky]
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KateW @kateweb.bsky.social · 21h
"The major attempted to restore order, but was knocked down by a cheese."
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
⚔️🔥Wanna see what’s in the brand new HERO SLAM expansion pack? I made a quick unboxing video so you can see everything, while also trying to speed through some of the cards to keep a bit of surprise 🫡 💖 Hero Slam: Curse Of The Cat Demon is out NOW! (Requires original Hero Slam game)
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Cathal Malone @cathalmalone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just called a fancy restaurant to ask whether they could accommodate a vegetarian tomorrow. "Certainly, sir," she replied. "We offer hay or silage," with only a touch of mirth. I hope the legendary receptionist of that particular equestrian centre has a very good weekend. (One wrong digit.) 🙄
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bless him
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 02/10/2026
This is the future we deserved:
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nice to hear from James here: www.theguardian.com/music/2026/o...
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‘Shane was rascality personified’: the Pogues on their late frontman, anti-Irish prejudice and the feud over Fairytale of New York
The Celtic punk band’s co-founders Spider Stacy and James Fearnley take your questions about Shane MacGowan, ruffling the feathers of trad musicians and putting Laurence Fox in his place
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My teacher brother has just informed me that his primary school kids now refer to anything shit or old fashioned as "Brexit". Which has made my morning.
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Richard Nicholls @richardnicholls.net · 02/10/2026
Happy Friday!
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 02/10/2026
What an amazing gravestone. Complete cornucopia of ‘memento mori’ iconography!
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 01/10/2026
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Venom Frontman Cronos Dead at 63 - Metal Injection
Today, black metal band Venom revealed on social media that founder and bassist Cronos, has died. In the post the band writes: “CRONOS” LANT It is with profound sadness and […]
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Ginger Coffee Creams of Horror @gnofhorror.com · 01/10/2026
Horror has been terrified of old women since long before it had a name for them. We trace the crone from Baba Yaga to Keith Rosson's new novel Crone gnofhorror.com/the-crone-in-horror-…
Article The Crone Before Crone- A Short Cultural History of Horror's Terrifying Old Women
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Tim Hardy @timbobaggins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just got Avatar's new (well, 2025) album today. And, it's catchy as anything. Great stuff.
The cover of Avatar's latest album, "Don't go in the forest". A man wearing black leather and scary make up is standing between two trees and holding a red, floating balloon.
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Ashleigh @vinylgeek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No she’s not.
TLS: Mary Beard on the Bayeux Tapestry.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saving these for my next argument with @mutablejoe.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/step...
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Adam @adamcobb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The temptation to do the Morecambe and Wise ‘he won’t sell much ice cream going at that speed!’ line every time an emergency vehicle goes past with the siren on.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People who moved next to some trees say they don’t like the trees.
bbc.co.uk
Staffordshire residents call for cull of Tean school's 60ft trees
Residents in a Staffordshire Moorlands village say the towering trees "block out the sky".
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Tim Hardy @timbobaggins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy, "White Rabbit" to all who celebrate. youtu.be/pnJM_jC7j_4?...
youtu.be
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit (Official Audio)
YouTube video by JeffersonAirplneVEVO
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 30/09/2026
The princess took an earring off and held it out. The raven looked at it. "Whatever for?" "You are wise and clever. Many princesses have dragons, but none has a raven friend." The raven picked up the earring. "Say no more." "Friends?" she asked when it returned the next day. "Forevermore."
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 30/09/2026
This is what peak performance preaching looks like.
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Tim Hardy @timbobaggins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Energy Vampire Colin Robinson: I'm Excited!
Alt: Energy Vampire Colin Robinson: I'm Excited!
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Ryan Shirlow @ryanshirlow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now I know why classical fans rolled their eyes at rock music for so many years, I’ve just heard a bit of Handel that is the middle-eight from Queen’s Flash Gordon theme. I can only assume Freddy Mercury was a time traveller.
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ahead of the Ghosts film I’ve started a rewatch and damn if it isn’t just perfect from the off.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 29/09/2026
Access to culture is a right, not a privilege. Keeping museums free means millions can continue to explore, learn and be inspired, regardless of their background or income. That's good for London, and good for ensuring cost is never a barrier to discovery.
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Culture secretary confirms free admission for all at England’s national museums will remain
The announcement by Lisa Nandy, the Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport, came after recent discussions of introducing admission fees for overseas visitors
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the proper use of a Freedom of Information request.
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This is how many times council has repainted ‘L’ on Pool Square street sign
Highways teams have attended Pool Square many times to repair the road sign due to a missing ‘L’
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