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Timber 👻

@timbeon.bsky.social
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Civil engineer and certified Great Lakes trash. 35, she/they/he, aroace and genderfluid. 日本語を少し話します、でも勉強するよ!

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merr🥭 9 days till Tales of Eternia! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 13h
okay but can they remove the rotating knob for the gear selector that shit feels wrong
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 16h
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 18h
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Still from a professional wrestling mask showing someone dressed like elmo slamming another wrestler. The wrestler being slammed is labeled "Me" and the wrestler dressed like Elmo is labeled "Day to day modern exit"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14h
Openly bragging about ethnic cleansing. That's how you know they're the Good Guys.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 13h
Day 5: Favorite character theme - Sankarin Tango, Control (2019), Petri Alanko feat. Martti Suosalo I hope Ahti had a nice vacation www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rIZ...
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OST Control - Sankarin Tango (Finnish Tango)
YouTube video by MrSarto
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 14h
This might actually make the remake watchable outside the one single meme scene
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Garbage Day @garbageday.email · 15h
There's a lot to learn from the first round of Brazil's election this week. The biggest lesson being that you can't vote the far right out of power when they still have a complete monopoly over social media. www.garbageday.email/p/voting-onl...
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 16h
I can't decide if The Wicker Man would be funnier with Edward Woodward (Sgt. Howie) or Christopher Lee (Lord Summerisle) as the only human, leaning towards Christopher Lee because Christopher Lee would've been incredible in a Muppets movie
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Hugo Dabas @hugodabas.bsky.social · 16h
Weapons, and the only human is Josh Brolin.
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LegalAssassin @legalassassin.bsky.social · 17h
The Substance. Demi Moore is the only human. Also, Miss Piggy is Sue.
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 19h
Opening the front camera by accident:
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Raine Rudnick @raine-rudnick.bsky.social · 19h
Happy 27th Birthday, Hex Girls As A Concept
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George J. Horvath @landofobscusion.bsky.social · 20h
This meme is seemingly what every single company that agrees to be bought up by private equity thinks will happen, regardless of how often it's been proven that private equity continually ruins things, all for the sake of a quick buck & offloading their debts elsewhere. Stop it. You're not special.
static.klipy.com
Arrested Development But It Might Work For Us
Alt: Arrested Development But It Might Work For Us
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Zeke Hausfather @zekehausfather.com · 19h
I often see people argue that clean energy is not reducing emissions, because it just adds to rather than replaces fossil fuels. This argument is deeply misguided – clean energy built since 2005 has displaced 23 billion tons. I dive in over at The Climate Brink:
theclimatebrink.com
What if the world hadn't built wind and solar?
Clean energy does not simply “add to” global energy use; it displaces fossil sources that would otherwise get built.
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Awkward Zombie @awkwardzombie.bsky.social · 20h
#awkwardzombie #1000: The Big 1000 www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/the-bi...
a snip from the latest AZ
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 22h
hey it’s a gay bar story about who to actually be mad at
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Awkward Zombie @awkwardzombie.bsky.social · 20h
now I can do this
delivering high-quality gamer goofs for nearly 20 yearsdelivering high-quality gamer goofs for over 20 years
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 20h
Saying "I did the thing" after finishing an annoying work task even though it's oudated slang and therefore cringe because the task was kinda dumb and doesn't deserve the dignity of "I completed the task"
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 20h
The conclusion dug up a long-buried quote from My Big Fat Greek Wedding about how "the man is the head of the household, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head any way she wants," god that sumbissive wife pseudo-empowerment stuff was even more inescapable in the '00s than it is now
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 22h
good thing we don't live in a country too corrupt to pass a modern internet privacy law or regulate data brokers
wired.com
Muse Creates Detailed Profiles of All Your Friends and Family
Millions have downloaded Meta’s AI agent Muse. But getting it to do your bidding comes with privacy costs.
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Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social · 22h
There is no way to reduce deportations without a substantial defunding of law enforcement in rural areas, who have long operated like a baronial class unto themselves.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 22h
4- I'm an aisle seat person, and the handsome corn has no legs so I can be confident that he won't be able to kick the back of my seat
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kat claws @kat.meangirls.online · 23h
100% & it really can't be said clearly enough that the deaths from AV development caused by tesla & uber were fully preventable w the right regulations & oversight bodies & the same will be true w gen AI. the issue in both cases is deployment on the general public with no accountability, not R&D.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23h
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the autonomous vehicle developers who most vocally argued that society must accept a certain number of deaths to enjoy the technology's safety benefits (Tesla & Uber ATG) were the only ones who killed people and never actually delivered on their promises
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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mery @merylemons.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ninae
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Artist: Roz Chast from The New Yorker
The image shows a black-and-white cartoon titled "The Mind-Body Problem" drawn by Roz Chast for The New Yorker.
It depicts a person slouching on a couch who says "No" in a speech bubble while their mind or head, leaning back, says "Get up."
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The melting library scene at the beginning of The Pagemaster
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let's stop using anodyne labels like "the immigration debate" or "controversy over migrants" and start referring to things accurately. "Expelling children who, by law, are entitled to remain in the country" or "imprisoning toddlers in concentration camps" or "pogrom"
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G @gpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sums up my feelings. 
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Your favorite Anthropic so-called "whistleblower" said that the rationalists have "specialized minds" that allow them to see that the end is about to be brought on to us by a magical machine god. Parroting the cult leader (of the rationalists, the R in TESCREAL) who says the same about himself.
His autobiography even opens with a parable: as a small child he threw his favorite squirtgun off a third-floor balcony rather than accept that his mother could lend out what was his, and felt complete when he heard it hit the pavement. He goes on to describes himself as a specialist in the technological transformation of the human species, one of the few people alive with the standing to steer it. He identifies with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the one person who sees the danger clearly and has to act while everyone else gets on with ordinary life.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a giant pop tart holds a sign saying “dreams really do come true” as it’s lowered into a toaster (yes it’s weird and no you don’t have to be high)
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 4: Favorite main theme / motif - TALES, Tales of Legendia (2005), Go Shiina This whole OST is riffing on a handful of motifs, and it's an *extremely fantastic* OST and will show up on the list again! www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_nA...
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Tales of Legendia OST - TALES
YouTube video by MaShiinaG0
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They're no more annoying than any other shonen battle anime core friend group characters, since that's what they are
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leda and such @taliursu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
insane interaction between cai’s va and leda’s va
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can think of no better illustration of this point that "holistic influencer" gulping from a ceramic vat with a radioactive glaze because the Rothschilds supposedly tried to take them away from us.
futurism.com
Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
Holistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Transphobic wizard book +4chan incel derogatory slang for women = I want no part of any of this
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why is reducing ideological bias a goal? To what end? Politics is almost always a fight over values, not facts. I don’t care if I am “biased” towards social justice, whatever that means.
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Life Bottle Productions @lifebottle.org · 04/10/2026
Attention all Tales of Symphonia fans! We want you to help us put together the definitive version of Tales of Symphonia October 11th by beta testing our 60 fps steam patch. Come and drop by the ABCDE discord in the Symphonia-general channel to help. youtu.be/ZUpi9blqZQw
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Tales of Symphonia 60FPS Mod - Overview! Public beta release is on October 11th!
YouTube video by tetsuo9999
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ScruffyTurtles @scruffyturtles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ursula #fortunesweave
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