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Timber

@timbeon.bsky.social
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Civil engineer and certified Great Lakes trash. 35, she/they/he, aroace and genderfluid. 日本語を少し話します、でも勉強するよ!

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Timber @timbeon.bsky.social · 4h
AI Bros couldn't even begin to try to comprehend the average Sims player
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 7h
*picks up guest in Roller Coaster Tycoon and plonks them in the water* AI Bro: OH MY GOD WHY ISN'T SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING?
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elle tchi @elenatchii.bsky.social · 12h
> guys i found a new door in central exec whos gonna check it out >> im not touching your weird doors dude > skill issue (with pointing laughing cat emote) >> ok mr mold eater > you're just jealous im built different remedy give me the funny chatlogs
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elle tchi @elenatchii.bsky.social · 12h
do yall think the FBC has a slack equivalent. are they allowed to use funny emotes.
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 12h
The FBC absolutely uses IRC and has at least two banned emotes because utilizing them invokes a Dark Thing into our world 
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 15h
It’s coming… 🎃
A marker drawing of the “Dancing Pumpkin Guy” in a small Moleskine sketchbook. To the right are two Copic markers.
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Pusheen @pusheen.bsky.social · 15h
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Iced coffee daily. Treat yourself.
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Timber @timbeon.bsky.social · 16h
Having the weird feeling combo of "joy from solving a weird and annoying problem" and "the cause of the problem was dumb to the point of being embarrassed that the problem even existed," we need a word for this
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RPG Site @rpgsite.net · 17h
Tales of Eternia Remastered already feels like the team understood the assignment, alongside a better translation and a tastefully updated presentation and QOL updates. James' TGS 2026 impressions: www.rpgsite.net/preview/21490-tales…
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Tales of Eternia Remastered seems to understand the assignment | RPG Site
Bandai Namco’s latest Tales of remaster continues their trend of bringing the classical Tales of entries up to modern standards
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 30/09/2026
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people like my parents or people back home often ask me if the reason why the industry is being killed in slow motion is due to AI, and it's a 15 minute long conversation to understand the real reasons why, at the heart of which are: people who own TV don't make TV and don't want to make TV
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Sheepie @jellysheepie.bsky.social · 19h
This summer the Cincinnati zoo hatched a new baby penguin. I understand that this information does not help you materially but perhaps it may help emotionally. Her name is Couscous
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 17h
Heading to Alaska to get Backpack to sign the release forms.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 22h
Most TV is just this now.
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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 19h
wHy DON't WoMEn JuSt rePORT IT
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
So wild to me that the entire economy is propped up by companies who think living your best life is being a middle manager to a collection of bots.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.
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Dots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - Engadget
Sure, seems safe.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 29/09/2026
between the metaverse, the pervert glasses, and now this fuzzy avatar mess, Meta is on a generational run of real-world Black Mirror episodes
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Timber @timbeon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also kinda wonder if part of why so many of the record-holders are recent is that streaming numbers are so easy to astroturf that they're an almost completely useless metric
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“The hot new song is now the perpetual hot new song and there are all kinds of systems in place to make sure it stays that way. At a certain point, that level of domination doesn’t look like a good thing, it means you aren’t competing against anyone else. It means the entire system might be broken.”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
burger joints push nuggets and chicken sandwiches when beef prices go up. (trump take beef)
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eevee @eev.ee · 29/09/2026
discord should sell Double Nitro that lets you turn off everyone else's nitro stuff. hire me for more good ideas like "don't run ads for sports gambling"
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Weis @weisart20.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theodora
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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tatatasoma @tatatasoma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the boys #talesoftheabyss #art
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Timber @timbeon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Genuinely excited to see how much of the Dewey Decimal system I can still remember from when I worked at a library almost 20 years ago
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 22/09/2026
Jane Schoenbrun’s ‘TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA’ will release on Mubi on October 2. Read our review: bit.ly/MiasmaDF
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Levi Stahl @levistahl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Silicon Valley created a new, worse version of popularity that everyone just accepted at face value at some point between 2019-2023." The Garbage Day newsletter is talking here about pop music, but I'm gonna hold onto this and apply it everywhere.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve seen people define antisemitism as “anybody who believes in what’s going on in the Middle East is wrong” Another reason why I’m going to hate Netanyahu for as long as I live. The genocidal maniac killed thousands of innocent people, and completely fucked over his own people in the process.
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy @bageltiger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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merr🥭 15 days till Tales of Eternia! @chiffonades.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
only if thomas jefferson is wearing a miku sports bra
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
the software industry has not solved "cleanly copying and pasting text in a table from one program to another" after 40 years of productivity design and optimization. just thinking of other things that took more time and effort than cracking an atom in two
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the thing about the "you're out of touch if you haven't heard this song" discourse is that radio has been dead for well over a decade. it's extremely normal to listen to a lot of music but still never hear the songs at the top of the charts.
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god i wanna add this as a Hardcore Mode if the game does well enough that and the fact people will just throw dead animals in the book drop
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COMIC: Unnecessary Pedant!
TEXT: Look out, evil-doers! There’s a new superhero in town! UNNECESSARY PEDANT!

PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, looks askance at ARTHUR, a yellow duck, wearing a black eye mask and black cape.
ARTHUR: CITIZEN! I noticed you used “Their” instead of “There” in your e-mail.
GRAMP: Oh, yeah, I noticed that typo JUST as I was hitting “send”…

PANEL 2: ARTHUR points his wing at a defensive GRAMP.
ARTHUR: “Their” is a possessive pronoun, you see.
GRAMP: No, I KNOW: it was just a typo.

PANEL 3: ARTHUR continues, making GRAMP angrier.
ARTHUR: Whereas you shoud’ve used “there” to indicate a place.
GRAMP: I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE IT WAS JUST A TYPO

PANEL 4: ARTHUR leaps in the air, showing off his red t-shirt with a “U P” under his cape. GRAMP, now super angry, holds his hands up to his mouth yelling after ARTHUR.
ARTHUR: Anyway, I can see that my correction has done a great service, here! Unnecessary Pedant, AWAY!
GRAMP: NO ONE WANTS THIS

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Timber @timbeon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Caught myself getting nostalgic about college and thinking about how it wouldn't be that bad to go back for a master's or a second bachelor's and then reminded myself of papers and exams and homework and lab reports
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Timber @timbeon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I should probably update my car playlist, the shuffle keeps giving me Shipyards of New Zealand by Midnight Oil on my way to work and that's not a time that I need to feel a great emptiness in the pit of my soul
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...
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actredal | 🎮: FEFW @actredal.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Same energy #FE3H #FEFW #FireEmblem #ActredalArt
Two pairs of digital doodles depicting Dimitri and Leda. They’re laughing in the first set and scowling in the second.
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doodley 🌠 @doodley.org · 28/09/2026
actual thing that very nearly happened to me today
A digital drawing of me making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a knife on the counter covered in peanut butter, and to the side is a sink. A thought bubble above my head depicts the knife being washed in the sink, but instead I'm holding the open jar of peanut butter under the faucet about to turn it on.
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.
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fay 😖 @ fefw (no spoilers) @stasiscommand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
cai gives excellent fighting game advice
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