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Timber 👻

@timbeon.bsky.social
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Civil engineer and certified Great Lakes trash. 35, she/they/he, aroace and genderfluid. 日本語を少し話します、でも勉強するよ!

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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ben Affleck smoking while looking completely done, you know the meme
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Being a Wisconsin resident and poll worker, I'm just gleefully watching the rest of the country's Election Sickos discover that my home state is the Election Sicko Torment Nexus like Ward Sutton's Sickos Guy
Ward Sutton's famous comic for The Onion of a disheveled guy in a shirt labeled "SICKOS" grinning as he looks through a window and says "Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!"
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I still have this screenshot from the 2018 governor's race before Dane and Milwaukee Counties finished counting their absentee ballots Wisconsin is unfortunately just Like This
Map of the 2018 Wisconsin governor's race when 98% of precincts were in, candidates Scott Walker and Tony Evers are separated by exactly 42 votes (final results for that election were Evers 49.54% to Walker 48.44%)
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A screenshot if Discord messages, the first message reads "consider" and the second message reads ".....unconsider i forgot what i was going to say"
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Parts of the Wisconsin Northwoods have such a high AQI right now that it broke the mapping software one of the local news meteorology teams uses
Meteorology map of Wisconsin showing the air quality index in various cities. Areas with an AQI above 500 are uncolored because the scale only goes to 500 and the software doesn't know what to do with anything higher
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Look at my wagon party, man, we are not making it to Oregon
Screenshot from The Oregon Trail (2021), the party members have low health, morale, and hygiene, and all four of them have dysentery
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Meme in the style of the classic "you wouldn't download a car" antipiracy commercial, reading "you wouldn't catfish the Russian military"
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I want to be at home playing more Oregon Trail 2021
Screenshot from The Oregon Trail (2021), of an event titled "Hasty Retreat" ocurring on September 20, 1851. A cartoon portrait of Lansford Hastings sats "The Donner-Reed party will be perfectly fine. George Donner is an excellent leader, very experienced. And the trail was tested extensively by my party!"
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
(And here's a photo of the whole exhibit case at the Moab Museum of Film and Western Heritage)
Exhibit case full of props and memorabilia from various movies filmed near Moab, Utah, this display case most prominently features the movie Thelma and Louise
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
BISEXUAL CRIME ROAD TRIP MOVIE YEAH Also please enjoy this photo of the Geena Davis mannequin used for the ending shot that I got to see when I went to Moab a couple years ago
A mannequin of Geena Davis dressed in her costume from the ending scene of Thelma and Louise. It's in a glass case of props and memorabilia from the movie, and holding a flyer with information about the shooting location.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"I want this because of reasons" comes from Ryan Pequin's comic Three Word Phrase threewordphrase.com/pardonme.htm
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Yesssssss
A copy of the first Hark! A Vagrant by Kate Beaton comic compilation
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I have a weird inexplicable soft spot for the very clunky musical Chess, and I'm learning about how the Broadway revival staged it and just going... Okay look I know nobody's ever figured out how to make this pile of good songs held together with paper clips and string actually work, but
Screenshot of a Tumblr post from goldhornsandblackwool dated January 22, 2021. Reads "congrats lil buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it"
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Photo of a page from a book. Page reads:
"What a time to be alive."
--Traditional meme expressing how it is in fact a disappointing time to be alive
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The lake sturgeon have begun their annual orgy
A small pod of lake sturgeon in shallow water getting freaky
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Well, Wisconsin, we still gotta keep a ghoul off our state supreme court today. Channel some of your feelings towards that, it helps a little?
A plushie of the pokemon Quilava holding an "I voted" sticker
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Saw the ad using a trick that should be illegal again and took a screencap to show it That's not a hair, it's part of the ad, trying to get you to accidentally tap it while trying to brush it off your phone screen
Screenshot of an ad for a match 3 mobile game (Candy Crush I think). The ad includes a dark line drawn over top of it that makes it look like there's a hair on your phone screen.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
So these are basically the same book
A copy of the horror novel House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski and a copy of the Sesame Street toddler book The Monster at the End of this Book: Starring Lovable, Furry Old Grover by Jon Stone and illustrated by Michael Smollin
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
What are spam texts even doing anymore
Spam text message that says "You're a natural leader in hiking challenges."
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I knew Hundred Line and Grand Bazaar would probably be duking it out for the top spot, but my playtime for them being 7 hours apart is kind of impressive
Your top games:

Story of Seasons Grand Bazaar, 239 hours
The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy, 232 hours
Pokemon Legends Z-A, 128 hours
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
God, I love this game so much
End credits slide from the game Skies of Arcadia, showing Vyse, Aika, and Fina. The text reads "As long as there are dreamers who have the courage to pursue their dreams, the world will have heroes."
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I expanded this unnamed enemy NPC into my character for a DnD campaign that was a distant sequel to the game, was a good time
Screenshot of the game Skies of Arcadia. The characters are in the ice dungeon in a battle against a tomb-raiding bandit.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
A few fun ones from the Upper Midwest, yay for public art: -Monument to Joe Louis "The Fist," from Detroit, MI -World Friendship Ring (affectionately nicknamed "the toilet seat") from Bay City, MI -The Hodag from Rhinelander, WI -Bust of Harry Houdini in a straightjacket from Appleton, WI
Detroit, Michigan's Joe Louis monument, a massive sculpture of a fist and arm suspended from a frameBay City, Michigan's "World Friendship Ring" sculpture, a large outline of an oval that's wider at the bottom than the topRhinelander, Wisconsin's statue of the Hodag, a large green creature with red eyes that kind of looks like a cross between a bull, a pug, and a stegosaurusAppleton, Wisconsin's bust of Harry Houdini at Houdini Plaza. Houdini is depicted from the waist up and wearing a straightjacket, representing one of his classic escape tricks
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Always feels good to start the year off by breaking out of the Valuan Grand Fortress
Title screen of the video game Skies of Arcadia Legends
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Mackinac Bridge 🩵🩵🩵
The Mackinac Bridge
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
It's called "fashion" sweaty you wouldn't get it
A screenshot of Story of Seasons Grand Bazaar player customization. The customized character is wearing a pair of glasses, and has a second pair of glasses on top of their head.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
@ Vanillite line haters: who hurt you?
Vanillite! It's a pokemon that looks like a happy little soft serve ice cream cone and it's adorable.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The Grand Bazaar remake's choice to make the player's kid a nature sprite magic stork baby makes sense from a "we want this to make sense for all possible player character and spouse gender combinations" angle, and it also makes the "how tf did this thing get here" faces very funny
Screenshot from the Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar baby arrival cutscene. A customized player character and Lloyd are staring with very surprised and confused expressions at a basket with a baby in it.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My cutie patootie 💚
Pokemon Legends Z-A screenshot, a player character sitting at a cafe with a Glaceon
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Here's my three favorite fountain pens I own as a silly little hobbies timeline cleanse checkpoint
Three fountain pens on a sheet of lined paper. The top pen is translucent teal and the caption under it says "Pilot Kakuno <M> inked with Iroshizuku Tsutsuji." The middle pen is transluscent dark purple and the caption under it says "Sailor Tuzu Adjust <M> inked with Iroshizuku Kon-Peki." The bottom pen has a transparent barrel with a frosted purple cap and bottom piston and the caption under it says "TWSBI Eco Glow <F> inked with Iroshizuku Chiku-Rin."
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Nintendo Switch copy of the game No Sleep for Kaname Date from AI: The Somnium Files
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The game is still somewhere around Chicago, but the Zuki found her way to Wisconsin today at least!
Photo of a round sticker of Mizuki from AI: The Somnium Files giving a thumbs up, with Aiba in hamster form sitting on her shoulder, on a blue background with a thumbs up emoji.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I'm sorry, the chocolate bars cost *how* much?????
A Walmart display of Lindt Dubai-style chocolate bars, the price sign says $14.97
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
"The VUnder sucks! It's the worst weapon in the game!" You say that like I care
A Splatoon 3 screenshot showing the badge for getting 5 stars with the vanilla Undercover Brella, the text below it says "You got a new badge! Try it out on your Splashtag!"
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Evergreen tweet (/exhausted)
Screenshot of the classic tweet from Horse Ebooks saying "Everything happens so much"
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I did it 💯
Screenshot of the save file screen from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy, showing all 100 endings reached
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I finished Hundred Line's Second Scenario route
Photo of a cow standing on a beach and facing the water. The image has a very melancholy, contemplative vibe to it.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Anyway happy Pride month
A screenshot from the video game AI: The Somnium Files. Mizuki is saying "The LGBT community is rich in sensibility, has excellent taste, and is full of talented, artistic people."
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
A Pokemon card that has a weird amount of sentimental value because I've been using it as a bookmark since I was in high school in the late '00s (it's a Vulpix from the original 1999 base set)
A Pokemon card of Vulpix from the 1999 Base Set sitting on the pages of an open book. The card is very scuffed and shows several signs of wear and fading, but is still in one piece.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
People die in this game
Screenshot from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy of the protagonist Takumi talking to Kurara, a character who wears a tomato mascot head with a jack o lantern expression. Takumi's internal monolog says "Some kind of transcendental insult that'll instantly push her over the edge!" The dialog box says "Your curry tastes like poop from a butt"
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Lactose intolerant storm system
A NOAA severe weather outlook map of the continental US. The orange "enhanced risk" blob covers almost the entirety of Wisconsin and is mostly weirdly contained to Wisconsin.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
UPDATE: aaaaaaaaah that was so fun!
Photo of the five Sailor Senshi posing before the encore number of Sailor Moon The Super Live (with a message on the screen saying cameras are allowed now)
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Auditorium at the Riverside Ballroom in Milwaukee, the screen on the stage is for Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon The Super Live
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Milwaukee is pretty cool btw
The Bronze Fonz- a statue on the Milwaukee Riverwalk of Fonzie from Happy Days giving two thumbs up 👍👍
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Still kinda can't believe this is real
Photo outside the Riverside Ballroom performance venue in Milwaukee. The marquee reads "Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon: The Super Live"
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Sanrio's gotta stop snubbing Spottie Dottie like this
Sanrio character Spottie Dottie, a cartoon dalmatian wearing a pink bow on her head.
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Quote with a title screen that is important to you
The title screen from the video game Skies of Arcadia Legends. The logo is on a backdrop of the sky with fluffy clouds. "New Game" is highlighted and "Continue" is grayed out. The legal text in the corner says "Licensed by Nintendo, (c) Overworks/Sega, 2000, 2003"
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My day is slightly better because of delicious birria
A takeout container with three tacos, they're birria topped with lettuce, tomato, and cheese
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I STAND CORRECTED: this is the second best news I've heard this month thank you Nintendo a playable Goomba is all I've ever wanted from a Mario Kart
Screenshot from the Mario Kart World official website showing a render of a goomba riding an ATV
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Timber 👻 @timbeon.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
A screenshot of Olenna Tyrell from Game of Thrones. The University of Wisconsin mascot Bucky Badger has been edited over her face. The subtitles read "Tell Elon. I want him to know it was me."
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