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Something Pithy @tiifcv.bsky.social · 18h
The political shift between older white voters (Boomers, Gen X) and younger white voters (Millennials, Gen Z) is possibly the least discussed and most significant factor that will continue to shape U.S. politics throughout the 2030s.
U.S. map showing net approval or disapproval of Trump by state:
White people, Age 65+U.S. map showing net approval or disapproval of Trump by state:
White people, Age 50-64U.S. map showing net approval or disapproval of Trump by state:
White people, Age 35-49U.S. map showing net approval or disapproval of Trump by state:
White people, Age 18-34
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NEWS: More than TWO THOUSAND events have been registered so far with No Kings: Vote Early, making it the largest early vote mobilization in history. It's not too late to get your town on the map - submit today: www.nokings.org
Photo of No Kings event map
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Owen Winter @owenwntr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The latest Economist/YouGov poll has Trump's approval -28 and Democrats leading the generic ballot by 14 points among likely voters. If replicated in November it would be the biggest popular vote victory for either party since 1976
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one idea i have is for more than six guys to own every media company on earth. i’m only spitballing.
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 08/09/2026
🚨 OCTOBER 17 — NO KINGS: VOTE EARLY! With our democracy at stake, we're showing up again to promote unprecedented voter participation in the midterms. Our goal is to translate the historic protest power of No Kings mobilizations into a massive wave of voter turnout.
NO KINGS
NO THRONES. NO CROWNS.
VOTE EARLY
OCTOBER 17
NOKINGS.ORG
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every day I wake up to a post that’s like “well, who would’ve thought?? Count Chocula, welcome to the resistance. And Trix Rabbit go fuck yourself, bootlicker” and I just have to assimilate that into what I know about what’s out there
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I remember when not everything was embarrassing
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Something Pithy @tiifcv.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Realized CEO compensation rose 1,094% from 1978 to 2024, while typical worker pay increased only 26% over the same period." #GildedAge2
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The fact that the GOP has literally nothing left in its arsenal besides calling handsome opposition candidates soy boys seems like a positive sign for democracy
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Jeffrey Smith @jeffreybsmith.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Abolishing ICE is being tough on crime.
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matthew @pahuski.com · 10/08/2026
The ads alone are worth the price of The Onion’s print edition
Ad in The Onion: a stock photo of a man holding his neck in pain, with the United Healthcare logo and the text: “Walk it off.”
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
James Talarico: 50 years ago, a corporate lawyer named Lewis Powell circulated a memo around DC — a blueprint for how corporations could amass political power, reverse the gains of the Great Society and the New Deal, and rig the system for themselves. And it worked.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Hey do you want to hear what the CEO of..." No.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
But they will be
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 29/07/2026
No more becoming the Joker, it's played out. It's time to become sweeties. It's time to deal with our traumas and be cutie pies.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
male loneliness epidemic is here to stay
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Something Pithy @tiifcv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Gradually turning into a #GildedAge2 novelty account, because that's all I see when I turn on the news anymore.
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Something Pithy @tiifcv.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Blatant #GildedAge2 news. Upton Sinclair is rolling over in his grave. This is supposed to be the 21st century.
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Something Pithy @tiifcv.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
News you can use if you're a robber baron #GildedAge2
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 12/07/2026
I wasn't even interested in drug- infested sex dens until I heard they were having them in the library
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 10/07/2026
If I was in the mob and they tried to “whack” me I would firmly, but politely, say: “no thank you, that is illegal.”
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Something Pithy @tiifcv.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is half the reason I'm on Bluesky. Lotta smart and morally correct people here, just giving their insights away for free. Collectively they rarely miss.
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 03/07/2026
I briefly worked at quiznos and people would come in just to tell us they didn't like these commercials and then leave without buying anything
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If "Don't threaten me with a good time" was an infographic.
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The "strong Republican Party" shit is the kind of thing you can only say if you don't believe in anything. If you have no goals. Your ideological opponents having more power would obstruct your beliefs and goals if you had any, and why would you want that?
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i consider it a personal affront that society refuses to do the things i tell it to. like, what even is the point of having so many good opinions?
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
21st century America is a multiracial democracy whose commerce, culture and cuisine reflect the influence of immigrants from every country on earth. The only people seemingly unable to assimilate into this society are white Republicans.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"if you introduce a tertiary character, you must either justify their usage or consolidate them with other tertiary characters" - most books on narrative craft
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
So-called "experts" at the zoo tell me that I can't keep climbing into the penguin enclosure. Demonstrably false.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/06/2026
nobody wants to work anymore
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/06/2026
reddit post: I want to buy obscene amounts of canned fish across the border for personal consumption
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
1990's trump scam: i'm shipping the world's best scotch eggs, directly to your house for $49.99 2026 trump scam: as president, i own the stock market and all assets therein
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
'We are clamping down on the harm caused by social media. 'Read all about it on the Nazi pogrom deepfake abuse website'
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Something Pithy @tiifcv.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It wouldn't be #GildedAge2 without muckrakers and rich people losing their minds about the muckrakers.
Excerpt on muckrakers from The Rich Don't Always win by Sam Pizzigati
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Something Pithy @tiifcv.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
#GildedAge2
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 12/06/2026
If you’re wondering why Brötchen blew up seemingly out of nowhere, guess what: he’s a nepo baby. His mom is literally a pygmy hippo *at the same fucking zoo*
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Something Pithy @tiifcv.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Random Penguin House is objectively a better name than Penguin Random House, and the fact that they didn't even consider it reveals a lack of creativity that discredits the entire enterprise.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Dude always looks and sounds like he just got back from doing a keynote at the Insecure Douchebags of America convention.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
For a period of a couple of years during the 2010s I was employed regularly by cattle to shoot the covers for the albums they had recorded. It was always wonderfully inspiring to witness the love, hard work and passion they had put into their music and I think that comes through in the photos.
Some cattle with rich parents who have formed a hugely sanitised-sounding folk pop band and paid a reputable PR and branding agency too much money to get their image just right.Some tense and jaded cattle who have just recorded their difficult third album, which the record company has informed them has no obvious hit single, and are consequently about to break up.A physically impressive but wretchedly lonely bull who has stolen another bull's child, made a record with it, and is imploring me not to call the police and instead help them absolutely nail the cover shot that will take them all the way to the top.A young cow whose music had been written off as "cold and aloof" so wanted to show her fans her sensitive side by getting me to photograph her having a really enjoyable scratch against this tree.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Someone in 2029 trying to remember the names of the presidents sons
Chadwick Tromp
Baseball catcher
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Nicolas Fulghum @nicolasfulghum.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Solar just produced more electricity than coal in the US for the first month ever and it won't be the last... Over the last two decades, the role of coal and solar in the US mix has changed drastically May 2006: 🪨 48%, ☀️ 0% May 2016: 🪨 26%, ☀️ 2% May 2026: 🪨 12%, ☀️ 13%
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 06/06/2026
Me reading your takes:
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Grace 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 04/06/2026
are you just going to do this for every generation
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Sometimes it feels like we are living through a Christopher Guest mockumentary.
Trump with his insane pool is bigger than skyscrapers chart.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
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Something Pithy @tiifcv.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is also how we squandered the relative equality of the mid-20th century and returned to Gilded Age levels of inequality. The insatiable greed of the 1% is a big factor. But the public let it happen because they didn't understand, appreciate, and maintain the pillars holding up the equality.
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