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The Monster's Dumbest Murder Victim

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I might swim more if it weren't for the slaughterfish. Sharp teeth, and some carry disease.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 09/10/2026
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
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M.J. Bauer @fromthedarkforest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Truly my favorite @beetlemoses.bsky.social comic. The one that got me hooked. So glad it's in here 💖
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UberGoose @ubergoose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve been following @beetlemoses.bsky.social for years and totally forgot some of these comics, he’s so good dude
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 01/10/2026
Shoegaze Mets band called My Bobby Valentine
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bluesky for the next 31 days
@andromedism

(images from Always Sunny)

Panel 1: Dennis and Mac setting up an online dating profile for Charlie, asking him, "Alright, what are some of your likes?"

Panel 2: Charlie (face stung by hornets) grinning, "Ghouls."
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Goregirl @goregirlsdungeon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crypt Keeper and Arnold Schwarzenegger in Season 2 Episode 2 of Tales from the Crypt…
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Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 30/09/2026
We're on Bluesky, put the link in your post. Put the link in your post. Put. The. Link. In. Your. Post. Links in posts aren't buried or de-prioritized here. This is one of the last platforms you don't have to make interested users do detective work to find the link. Just put it in the post.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you know Steve Bisette and Rick Veitch drew comics written by a Pre-Goosebumps R.L Stine?
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Greg Wester @gwestr.me · 16/09/2026
LOL
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Give someone an Emmy for transitioning from the clock to Pierce Brosnan
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HATMAN.BMF
The clipart is labelled HATMAN and indeed the man wears a wide-brimmed white Panama hat. The clipart could just as accurately been named HITMAN though. The man in the Panama hat sits in a darkened corner of bustling bar. He waits for the signal from a waitress and follows a younger man into the restroom. As the man undoes his pants at the urinal, the hit man shoots him in the head three times, the pops coming out as muffled poofs through the titanium barrel of his silencer. The man in the Panama hat discretely leaves the bar, stuffing his hat and light green jacket in a waste bin on the street, and walks away in the wintry D.C. air.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3438 gets a bite
A bunny and a small bear catch fish in a stream. They have both caught salmon in classic bear fashion, with their mouths. It is a wooded scene in summer
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
By Jocelin Carmes
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Lady Emily
@ladyemily.nebula.tv
People will always say they're your friend and they support you no matter what but then they'll say some toxic shit to you like
"you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it's changing who you are" and "don't let its power corrupt you" all because they want the amulet for themselves
April 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/09/2026
This seems absurdly simple, but: Republicans talk *all the time* about how Democrats are bad. Not this or that individual Democrat, but the party, the ideology, the very idea of Democrats. Democrats almost never do this about Republicans. Not in a coordinated, concerted way.
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Bench (Ben Frenchman) @benfrenchman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Boil em, mash em, email them to yourself for 2 minutes of damage resistance
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Speak, citizen.
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Area Man @areamancm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t do a lot of TikTok but quite honestly, hats off. A masterpiece
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 24/08/2026
hey snake, what’d ya do, get a haircut or something?
Metal Gear Solid master collection vol 2
Save data bonus
Gold camouflage old snakeSolid gold homer saying “look closer, Otacon”
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When your wife drinks half a can of seltzer and then just leaves it somewhere
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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
wolf pupy 
@wolfpupy
i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch
10/20/13, 11:34 AM
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the taxi driver who picked me up from the airport rode in silence for ten minutes then pointed at someone's outfit through the window and said "Bit fucking much, isn't it?"
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the little legs kicking
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I remember when Bill Clinton—a FORMER president—met Obama’s sitting AG on an airplane and it was a massive scandal. Now, here’s Trump’s new AG just doing Trump political rallies like it’s NBD.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
leaving the party without saying goodbye to anybody
An illustration of a spectral wizard passing through a brick wall
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a psychic medium is conducting a seance at a table with a small group of people. With his head lowered, the medium says, “we will now attempt to contact the spirit realm.” Panel 2: a wraith-like ghost is sitting on the toilet in a well-lit bathroom, idly scrolling on its phone. The phone is ringing. Panel 3: displayed on the phone screen is an incoming call 
 from “Creepy Psychic Guy”, whose default contact photo is one of those fuckin bitmoji emoji faces - i can’t stand those things. Anyway the ghost declines the call.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 8
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m @mjjii.com · 07/08/2026
digital art. crying cat wearing headphones
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
get equipped with link trade
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Lori 💙🧡 Knicks in 5 🏆🗽 @nylori.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Coming to NYC restaurants Knicks in 5 #KnicksSky
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 01/08/2026
Never seen this picture before. Probably for good reason.
A shirtless Ron Darling amongst his 1986 teammates after Game 7 of the World Series. Darryl Strawberry is smoking a cigar. Bob Ojeda has a Bud Light in his hand.
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The Monster's Dumbest Murder Victim @thevargest.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Exciting. Thrilling. Awesaaam
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Simpsons video game screen that says WELCOME THRILLBObilbo baggins making that crazy face he loves so much as he's gaming
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My mentor 300 lifetimes ago: Incantations aren’t meant to be said with ease. In uttering the words, you give of yourself. You wince in pain, knowing that suffering’s seed blooms into power’s bounty. Me now: Can I please get the Gobble That Thang Turkey Melt, O-O-Open-Face, please. Lovefunk Style.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024
remembering the greatest interview of all time
An interview with the guy who yells MORTAL KOMBAT in the theme for Mortal Kombat

interviewer: I see. will you do it over the phone?
guy: would i do it over the phone? absolutely.
interviewer: let's hear it.
guy: Mortal Kombat!
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
Two besuited men, one with a mustache and one with glasses, looking sorta to the camera, and the one on the right with the glasses is kinda smiling and asking "Mothra gave you power of attorney?"
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 23/07/2026
It’s finally out
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
extremely normal guy voice: I cloned myself so I can become my own blood boy.
@bryan_johnson

I just cloned myself...as a newborn

With this clone, I can:

+ become my own blood boy
+ test therapies on the clone
+ grow organs for transplantation
+ develop new treatments
+ inject young cells
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Gandalf and his underage pot smoking buddies show up in Rivendell to tell the elf president they acquired what's essentially a nuclear weapon by accident. It's more or less history's first Harold and Kumar style plotline.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sure I can do one quick thing before my duolingo, I won’t forget
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