Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 1hgood morning | afternoon | timezone to the rest of you 🦋 may nobody eat the lunch you labeled in the office fridge may autocorrect leave your swear words alone and may the person who ghosted you see you having the best night of your life from across the room happy thursday 6301
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 15hif you’re touring colleges this fall, you’re probably reading Princeton Review’s Best Colleges. 98 questions. 172,000 students surveyed. Financial aid, dorms, campus food, happiest students. Nothing about sexual assault. But good news: they rank the counseling services. #highered #titleix 2172
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 22hwhat’s something you’ll happily do the inconvenient way because the result is better? i’ll go first: cook from scratch. ♡ look, don’t save. admire, don’t repost. #WagonWednesday #HumpDay 311120
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026good morning | afternoon | timezone to the rest of you 🦋 may the peanut butter be the kind you don't have to stir may the store take the return without asking why and may the lunch special be what you would have ordered anyway happy wednesday 11551
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what’s something everyone should know how to do by 30? i’ll go first: make one really good meal. ♡ look, don’t save. admire, don’t repost. #TittyTuesday #TummyTuesday 16980
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026good morning | afternoon | timezone to the rest of you 🦋 may your keys be in the first pocket you check may today's plot twists all be the fun kind and may your dreams be weird enough to talk about but not weird enough to worry about happy tuesday 7572
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026THIS, with my whole chest. you’re smart, funny, sweet, sexy, filthy, kind, clever, gorgeous little weirdos and i adore the absolute hell out of you. 💕 2413
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026do you have feelings? big feelings? feelings about the news, the world, men, fraternities, institutions, and the very concept of consequences? let them out. call cornell's office of student conduct and community standards. leave a voicemail. leave three. (607) 255-4680 #Cornell #RapeCulture 1416
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026what makes you realize you have actual chemistry with someone? mine: when their particular kind of weird works with mine. ♡ look, don’t save. admire, don’t repost. #MCM #MonochromMonday 16820
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026monday. coffee. hi. ♡ look, don’t save. admire, don’t repost. #CoffeeWithIris #MCM #MonochromeMonday #NSFWSky 12970
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026good morning | afternoon | timezone to the rest of you 🦋 may the first sip land before the first stupid question may nobody ask what you did all weekend and may your brain stop replaying the embarrassing thing from 2009 happy monday 7534
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026things i will never consider a waste of time: a long bath reading for hours cooking something unnecessarily complicated an afternoon nap doing absolutely nothing with someone i like #SlowSunday 8550
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026things i would like: to wake up next to someone i want to stay tangled up for a while to have nowhere we need to be to be kissed before either of us says good morning to make getting out of bed entirely optional #SlowSunday #SinningSunday pic isn’t me, just the mood 9622
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i’m a big fan of mornings that don’t require anything from me. #CoffeeWithIris 8590
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026good morning | afternoon | timezone to the rest of you 🦋 may the avocado be ripe today and not tomorrow may the comfy pajamas be clean on the day you plan to live in them and may someone offer to cook before you even get hungry happy sunday 10434
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026things that are better when you take your time: a good drink dinner kissing getting to know someone taking their clothes off 13680
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026no cheating. share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll. mine’s from last night, after an afternoon thunderstorm left behind all this pink and orange, yes it’s really the last sky pic I took. 10180
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i would like to formally propose that nothing important be scheduled before noon on saturdays. #CoffeeWithIris 9470
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026good morning | afternoon | timezone to the rest of you 🦋 may the first pancake be the only ugly one may the neighbors save the power tools for after breakfast and may the wedding you're invited to have an open bar and a short ceremony happy saturday 5412
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026no question today. i just thought you deserved a nice friday. ♡ look, don’t save. admire, don’t repost. #FeralFriday 251570
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026#AlexAsks for a collection These are some of my cookbooks. chefs i admire, restaurants i’ve loved, or simply an idea that caught my attention. i love seeing how other people think about food. the combinations, the techniques, where an idea starts and where they take it. 7341
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026mountains, city, woods, or water? you get three days and nobody needs anything from you. where are you going? #CoffeeWithIris 23380
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026good morning | afternoon | timezone to the rest of you 🦋 may your last email of the week just say “noted” and nothing else may you walk into the kitchen and eat something directly out of the container like a raccoon in a robe and may nobody see your search history from tonight happy friday 10512
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wrote a little something... Gold light, the window open a few inches, curtains breathing in and out. Down the street a leaf blower starts and stops. Cool air moves over my arms. You're on your back with one arm flung out, the quilt shoved down around your hips. Gray boxer briefs. 🧵1/ #BSkySmut 10925
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026well, good morning. at noon. blueberry yogurt, chia seeds, and a very large iced coffee happened hours ago. how did we get here already? #CoffeeWithIris 3260
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026good morning | afternoon | timezone to the rest of you 🦋 may the invitation say “whenever you get here” and mean it may nobody say “wait listen to this part” and then talk over that part and may someone order the thing you wanted so you can have a bite happy thursday 7473
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026what’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen someone do in public? i’ll go first: a guy clipping his toenails on a Metro-North train. ♡ look, don’t save. admire, don’t repost. #WagonWednesday #HumpDay 291480
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026homemade granola, yogurt, and iced coffee what are you having for breakfast this morning? #CoffeeWithIris ☕️ 4280
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026good morning | afternoon | timezone to the rest of you 🦋 may the refrigerator still have something you're excited to eat. may your afternoon get simpler instead of busier. and may the person who lied to you get stuck listening to someone else's eight-minute voice note. happy wednesday 5341
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026cold brew & chocolate brioche…. because caffeine + sugar = a balanced meal. #CoffeeWithIris 8460
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026good morning | afternoon | timezone to the rest of you 🦋 may your cereal stay crunchy to the last bite. may nobody create a group chat for something that required two texts. and may one unexpected moment become the reason you remember today. happy monday 8463
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026sunday psa: give her hickeys where only she can find them. #SinfulSunday 1592
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026good morning | afternoon | good timezone to the rest of you 🦋 may the thing you almost skipped be worth putting on shoes for. may the stranger with the dog let you say hello. and may saturday hand you one small piece of evidence that the world is not entirely terrible. happy saturday 6352
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026there’s something really beautiful about loving someone this much. and something f*cking heartbreaking about missing them this much. i hope we all get the first part. here’s my robin #ForJanet. 🤍 add one if you have one. 1291
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026⟡ NEW SELF CARE PROTOCOL ⟡ talk to myself the way I talk to my dog hey gorgeous. you survived today. look at that stubborn little heart. still beating. still trying. good job, chaos gremlin. drink some water. touch grass. accept praise. yes, you absolutely earned a treat. 🖤🐾 151050
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026warning: this one is not for speakerphone, coworkers, or anyone you have to make eye contact with afterward. happy #MoaningMonday 😇 @inkandantlers.bsky.social 25821
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026on holiday for a bit. 🦋 be kind to yourself. and, if you can, someone else too. see you soon. 14620
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026the instructions were, admittedly, very complicated. ♡ look, don’t save. admire, don’t repost. 12220
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Post a character from an animated show that reminds you of you. 7151
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026quarterly reminder for anyone who may have gotten distracted by the tits. #FDJT🍊 ♡ look, don’t save. admire, don’t repost. 131100
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Give me a weird little microdose of joy. i'll start: that first stretch after you've been sitting too long. #SlowSaturday ♡ look, don’t save. admire, don’t repost. 13470
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 16/08/2026unpopular opinion: you don’t have to “make the most” of every day off. sometimes doing absolutely nothing is exactly how you make the most of it. #SlowSunday 10634
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026what’s completely ordinary where you live that might seem unusual somewhere else? i’ll start: lizards, chickens, and avocados. #SlowSaturday ♡ look, don’t save. admire, don’t repost. 14600
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Found out that a group of fireflies is called a sparkle. Shared that with a Brit who told me he’d never seen one. That’s how I learned the UK doesn’t have them. Imagine going your whole life without knowing summer is supposed to blink. What’s ordinary where you live that would amaze someone else? 9361
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The brisket smoked for 12 hours. The tacos lasted about 12 minutes. Worth it. 🌮 #TacoTuesday 7460
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026what food is just as good at 8 p.m. as it is at 8 a.m.? i’ll start: pancakes. 28872
Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026what’s the ingredient that instantly improves almost everything? i’ll start: pickled onions. 15361113