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@brubaker.bsky.social
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h-town, baseball freak, dumb posts, sincere posts, sincerely dumb posts. he/him

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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 3m
Hey @kissphoria.bsky.social are you warmed up yet?
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 31m
ALEC BOOM
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1h
GOOD GRAVY KYLE SCHWARBER
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 1h
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 1h
😬😬😬😬 Bryce
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 4h
Just had a pretty great job interview, please continue to sacrifice whatever at the altar of your choosing. 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4h
voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 4h
Goddamn
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 20h
Bro what is this bumper music still doing under the broadcast
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 20h
God in Heaven could you imagine this world if there weren’t fuckint ads on everything? Probably not,
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21h
need the Red Sox to lock in and support my large adult son in defeating the evil empire tonight
Payton Tolle smiling and pointing
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 21h
SWING THE FUCKIN BAT, YAINER
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 23h
MIGUEL ULLOLA SAY HIS NAME
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r #FreeŁink @rifka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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3 Sirens Blarin' | Aqua Teen Hunger Force | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim Europe
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😂
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@every-topps-card.bsky.social bip @omegathecleaner.bsky.social
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DAMN, Bryce did not miss that one by much.
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Queen Latifah played second base for me one time.” - John Kruk, unprompted, out of a commercial break.
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was insanely fun to watch.
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Jacob Pomrenke @buckweaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminder: The Braves can stop playing this anytime they choose.
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SCAMPERIN SCHWARBS
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is not something you say if you actually like education or children
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is such a fucking racket and these companies are all in cahoots. The best way to protect yourself and your employees from AI is to abstain from using it.
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@every-topps-card.bsky.social bip @vossbrink.bsky.social
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@every-topps-card.bsky.social bip @rossmaute.bsky.social
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HANG THE FUCKIN BANNER
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Jake Meyers Fan Club Member @delraz09.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, it's his time.
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck yeah Mad Max telling John Schneider “nah, I’m telling you when I’m done today,” and Schneider smiling and jogging back.
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jose what the hell are you challenging?
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Staff Ace Peter Lambert
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuckin awesome shirt alert
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bag of moons 🏳️‍🌈 @bagofmoons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
spouse wore this tshirt to the twins game friday night and literally could not go 10 feet without someone coming up to us and complimenting his shirt and asking where to get one
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My hot playoff format take is this: It's true that it's exceedingly lame that an 80 win team may win the AL West, but also the world didn't end when the 83 win Cardinals won the ring in 2006. It's a problem if it happens repeatedly. If it happens once, well, baseball is weird sometimes.
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Padres-Diamondbacks is finishing up with Justin Martinez and Mason Miller on the mound, and that’s an absurd amount of gas.
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THA-WHACK
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Big boi jack
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bahahahahahahhahahaha somehow this team is still alive
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lmfao
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pitcher reaction is so wholesome
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I repeat: a puddle.
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh god oh no
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ACUÑA WITH A FUCKING WEB GEM
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Benetti’s call here is fantastic. Amazing finish to Verlander’s final start. He may not have gotten the win, but they made sure he didn’t go out with the L in a well pitched game.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHEEEEEEEE FOR JV!!!!!
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn I love watching Michael Harris II.
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just saw the clip of JV getting pulled and I’m a puddle.
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