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niqaeli torres, child of disaster

@niq.aeli.net
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herein you will find: a plexiglass 4th wall, whining, cats, fannishness, occasional intersectional social commentary. she/they. blocks for bad vibes and fuckshittery. 0.00000015% of a Hugo Award Winner.

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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 2h
See, Erin should do this for sure, but meanwhile if I were a zillionaire I’d be funding a ton of new sci-fi/fantasy video games! The one franchise I would buy the IP for is Dragon Age, and they would MAKE THE LAST GOTDANG DRAGON AGE GAME. Also a DA2 remaster.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 3h
OH conversations with the cat: "Okay, you gotta move so *I* can get in the shower." and later: "Come back here, I need to dry you!"
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 12h
I am so tired of orthorexia. I am arguably more tired of it than about every other type of dysfunctional food relationship.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 28/09/2026
WHILE I’M ON MY HOLMES BULLSHIT. modern Holmes should absolutely despise audio calls. he will fly across an ocean to deal with someone in person before he will voluntarily do an audio-only call. video calls he will grudgingly accede to being maybe less annoying than flying. MAYBE.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 27/09/2026
I will, for the record, absolutely entertain either diagnosis when discussing ACD’s Sherlock, but there IS a strong argument to make for a certain and specific presentation of ADHD rather than bipolar. I just think this would be the more *interesting* interpretation to go w/ for a modern adaptation!
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 27/09/2026
yes I know this is less likely to be a problem in a modern AU for several reasons; this is why I hold that in a modern AU, Sherlock should be DELIGHTED John is dating Ms. Morstan as that gives him more opportunity to katamari her into his Shenanigans.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 27/09/2026
quoting this one because I really am very mad about it and it’s in the middle of the thread and so otherwise will get collapsed off people’s skylines
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 27/09/2026
some day. some day someone will write a sherlock holmes adaptation that has sherlock mad at john for courting mary morstan for the canonical original reason doyle gave us. which is: she is very smart and sherlock has a crush on her brain and he’s upset that marriage will make her less useful to him.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 27/09/2026
a friend elseweb identified Mr. Blobby taxonomically as the cousin who no longer is invited to Gritty family picnics and YES. THAT IS IT. THAT NAILS IT. Mr. Blobby is the deranged-and-probably-ACTUALLY-a-serial-killer pastel goth of the mascots/monsters (sesame street).
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 26/09/2026
BE PROUD OF ME, SKYLINE, I just blocked a pathetic and tedious asshole instead of toying with them further. Even though I REALLY wanted to give them a mediocre score for their uncreative insults and ask if they were working up to a flounce with more flair!
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 25/09/2026
Every interview I have ever done as a massage therapist has been an absolute minimum of 45 minutes long and usually more like 75 minutes long, with anywhere between 30-60 minutes of physical labor on my part. But sure, Jan. It’s unprofessional to bring a drink with me.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 24/09/2026
yeah I’m just… gonna mute everything about McConnell at this point, because I really need to not see those fucking photos. I hate the fucker! that doesn’t change how traumatic it is to see that shit. someone let me know if he actually dies, I guess.
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my artist transition of what that weird skull wheelbarrow would look like with flesh on it. I made the head look like Conan O’Brien
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 22/09/2026
how tf do I convince reddit I am never going to download their fucking app and to just give me the fucking website in my phone’s fucking web browser, jfc
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 20/09/2026
fuck cancer.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 18/09/2026
both, though not disappointed with *me*; she had finally figured out what she wanted to do when she grew up and I gave up on that dream, but I gave up on it because of disability shit she was already dealing with, so. she'd be impressed I've done as well as I have considering all the disability.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 18/09/2026
hey @sarahday.org
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Shematologist, MD @shematologist.medsky.social · 16/09/2026
So excited to share our new @ash.hematology.org iron deficiency diagnosis guidelines TLDR: Adults 🩸ferritin < 30 diagnostic of ID 🩸ferritin < 50 w/symptoms or risk factors diagnostic of ID Kids 🩸ferritin <20 diagnostic of ID Get your lab intervals updated! tinyurl.com/ASHirondx
tinyurl.com
American Society of Hematology 2026 guidelines for diagnosis of iron deficiency
Background: Iron deficiency is the most common micronutrient deficiency, and when untreated progresses to anemia. Existing guidance on the diagnostic crite
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 17/09/2026
the hilarious thing for me about the quoted thread is that contrariwise MAN do white people freak the fuck out if you tell them you don’t wash your hair *at least* twice a week. never once gotten a blink from a black person when it’s come up, though I have gotten asked how white people take it lmao.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 16/09/2026
you know, if I could ever stop running into people referencing a goddamn murderer from the county I grew up because a fucking memelord decided it would be funny and edgy to memorialise him in his username, that’d be really fucking great
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 16/09/2026
every time I have checked in on this app today it’s been absolutely unhinged weird shit—a different one every time!—and I have just quietly closed the app back out and I really thought my skyline would at some point go back to, like, normal life updates and cat photos but it mostly hasn’t yet so, uh
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 13/09/2026
I need you all to understand that Nimbus is wet because he insists on coming in the shower with me so he can lick the floor and paw droplets of water out of the air. and this. is AFTER. I toweled the worst of it off him. I am going to have to start keeping a towel for the cat, what tf is my life.
A grey cat perched on top of a short dressed. His fur is distinctly, obviously damp especially on his neck.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 12/09/2026
So, the thing is, I kind of want to say Sunil Rao. but. uh. well. I mean I guess the thing the ridiculous power thing he encounters in his canon is not INNATELY corrupted/corrupting, so the fact he shows well in his own canon doesn’t tell you what he’d do with the One Ring… so okay yeah. Sunil Rao!
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 10/09/2026
a 4/5 “taking some fucking diphenhydramine bitch” MCAS Fucking Flush on me, and I have zero fucking idea what set me off other than having had to explain why JKR sucks when asked at work if I like Harry Potter
a white person with a VERY vividly red butterfly flush in their face and notable redness on their upper chest
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 10/09/2026
re-posting this MCAS Fucking Flush with a 3/5 from a year ago on the cruise showing the arms and upper chest because I want to have one goddamn quote post chain to point people at (and I have another fucking reference photo from today to post)
a white person in a mirror selfie that shows redness on the upper arms and chest
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 10/09/2026
are we done with AI discourse for the time being? please tell me we’re done with AI discourse for the time being, I would like to be able to read my skyline again
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 08/09/2026
I am basically not going to be on bluesky for the next couple days because I’ve been sleeping like absolute ass and find humans as a general category exhausting rn; if you need me ping me else-web
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 07/09/2026
@kbspangler.com hey, since the topic came up the other day, do you have a rec for an EDC in the approximate 2” folded range suitable for carrying on a keyring? I’ve got a Kershaw Chive 1.9” but the damn lock broke in a way I think is design flaw, and that makes it unusable as a keyring knife.
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 05/09/2026
this is very much true. the best definition I’ve ever seen for sex in biology is “phenotype and physiology as regulated by the endocrine system”. all definitions are still a societal construct, but under that definition there is a serious argument there are 7 or 8 billion human “biological sexes”.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 05/09/2026
every so often you are reminded your reality is not everyone else's. @tkingfisher.com's discovery 13 years ago of the existence of lawn craydads is one of those moments I occasionally recall and am equally amused and bemused by!
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 05/09/2026
we can totally stuff the genie back in the bottle if we try hard enough! it's never worked for anyone else before, no matter how sincere and deeply felt their philosophical convictions were, but it *just might* work for us!!
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 03/09/2026
this painting may have been officially titled "Blue Vase" but it is spiritually titled "fuck this thing in *particular*, HUMAN".
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A two panel black and white pencil drawn comic.  In panel one a person is looking at their computer monitor and they say "hmm". In panel to they have picked up the monitor and they are hugging it and saying "yes perfect"
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 02/09/2026
i adore my fellow ADHD pervs i've met through fandom, I truly do. elseweb tonight we went from a discussion of the complexity of accents and dialects to the logistics of peeing standing up when operating AFAB urethral equipment, in the space of three minutes. Tangents 'R Us; we contain multitudes!
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 02/09/2026
in other news i've finally learned there is, actually, a point to toner in skincare beyond "it smells and feels nice" (which isn't useless, actually, but neither is it $50-100 worth of nice for homecare) and what that point actually is.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 02/09/2026
today was very you win some, you lose some. today’s product knowledge training at work was actually educational! but my hip was mad as hell by the time the trainer finished it up and I had to take a tramadol.
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 28/08/2026
at long last we are destroying the social contract from the famous book "don't destroy the social contract"
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 27/08/2026
oh thank god, I mean it hasn’t been a problem for me personally because I am still a tiny small potatoes account, but i know SO MANY people who will be hammering this opt-out like the fist of god.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 26/08/2026
My favourite obscure Tim Curry role was the villain Dragonus in the Mighty Ducks cartoon, which was fucking ridiculous show on many levels (I did not realise how fucking much hockey does not work like that as a kid but I eventually ended up a hockey fan via other means) and I remain very fond of it.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
if these things come in threes the universe absolutely owes us you know what as the third at this point
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 25/08/2026
it is way too fucking early to be awake much less at work and i have a headache, sigh
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 25/08/2026
...look, I'm a sucker for a good word game, esp one that stretches the vocab, so yeah I am jumping this bandwagon. I found a Rarity-83 word worth 95 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 815 points · 10 rare words. 1 find no one else found today.
playoutlier.com
OUTLIER · Day 96
player-8789 scored 815 on Day 96 — can you beat them?
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 23/08/2026
to summarise the summary of the summary: people are a problem.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 23/08/2026
like, look, it’s absolutely true email isn’t anywhere near AS siloed and centralised as the rest of the UGC-accepting internet it is also true that the spam and illegal content problem in email is a fucking NIGHTMARE these facts are not unrelated
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 23/08/2026
hahahahahaabahahaha oh my god, good fucking luck consistently sending email to gmail if you run your own mail server, enjoy the hours each week chasing down what arcane hoops they want you to jump through NOW to prove you are A Real Email Server and not spam
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 22/08/2026
I have a fiendishly clever folding rollator of my own now and it is a delight, it fits in the trunk of our car Reeve alongside @traykor.bsky.social’s fiendishly clever folding rollator without having to take anything at all OUT of the trunk and is also not annoying to get in and out of the car!
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 20/08/2026
I was going to say something about specific current events here and then I thought for three seconds about how Normal bluesky would be and that I don’t have time to babysit my mentions today, so then I didn’t: one woman’s story.
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 20/08/2026
holy FUCK that lightning strike had to have been within half a mile with how loud it was, i am VERY AWAKE NOW and the cats are all freaked out
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niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 20/08/2026
we had a hell of a windstorm and it has now turned into skywater and thunder, and my hip is hurting so much. I miss being able to just enjoy storms.
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