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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is also me. By the fifth one I am dropping expletives
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The Realzees @therealzees.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Case Keenum on SVP is the sound of a thousand Vikings fans wondering: What if the last 10 went differently?
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just saw a thing where a director talked about taking out sex/nudity because audiences don’t want to see it. Here’s an idea: fuck the audience. I’m the chef & they’ll eat what I serve them and like it. *The audience* knows what they want? Why don’t you let a toddler drive a car next?
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 14/07/2026
Parenti-Jazz Fusion goes hard as fuck
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“let the pizza rest for five min-“ the pizza can rest when it’s dead
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If you see this post, you are blessed with a prize from the FUN CHICKEN
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cloud @nbayaoi.net · 16/05/2026
the spurs are liberals while the timberwolves are radical leftists this is why white america will never let them win
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Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
May the 5th element be with you.
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Jimmy Lonetti @djgloverepair.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Bill Callahan, Smog and solo artist, had a Replacements fanzine.
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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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a man says give me a ping vasili in a dark room
ALT: a man says give me a ping vasili in a dark room
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 07/04/2026
I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If anyone is wondering, yes. MAGA are so sick-brained that not even an explicit threat of genocide is shaking them. At least not the ones in my family.
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 28/03/2026
We are estimating more than 200,000 people at the flagship No Kings rally in the Twin Cities. #NoKings
A screengrab of the huge crowd at the flagship No Kings rally in the Twin Cities.
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Bill Childs @billchilds.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
(Louder) it also would have been good for the organizers to let someone take a firm red pen to the invitation list
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.
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Jordan Ritter Conn @jordanritterconn.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Went to Minneapolis and spent time in the homes of people hiding from ICE. Those who’ve been detained and who fear detainment, undocumented immigrants and American citizens, all fearful of the dangers outside their homes, all reliant on a remarkable network of care. www.theringer.com/2026/02/19/n...
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Inside the Hidden Network of Resistance in Minneapolis
Waves of federal agents forced countless Minnesota residents into hiding. Countless more responded with a movement unlike any other. A deeper look reveals the heartbeat of resistance—and the soul of t...
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Sam Youngman @samyoungman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
4 months after Trump pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, Forbes reports that Binance now holds $4.7 billion of the $5.4 billion supply of Trump’s World Liberty Financial stablecoin. That is 87%. It is the largest corruption scandal in the history of the US presidency.
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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
But if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, who will go on the Sunday shows?
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Kristen Radtke @kristenradtke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
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I grew up with Alex Pretti
The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Does this mean Texas gets invaded now? Or is that only after intrepid reporter Nick Shirley gets a scoop? www.fox4news.com/news/48-texa...
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The Realzees @therealzees.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
What? Why?
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 26/01/2026
Damn proud of Minnesota.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/01/2026
Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...
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And now comes the most nauseating part of this whole goddamn mess: the hypocrisy. The same loud-mouthed idiots who spent years screaming about tyranny are suddenly dead fucking silent, or worse, cheering, now that it's their side doing it. "ThEy'Re cOminG fOr OuR gUnS!" "GoVerNMenT oVerReAch!" "ShAll nOt bE inFrinGeD!" All that chest-thumping bullshit evaporated the second armed federal agents started terrorizing people they don't like.
Let me get this straight: a civilian gets shot dead by federal agents, and the only thing you brainless cunts can muster is
"well, DHS says he had a gun"? THAT'S your red line? Guns are sacred when they're strapped to your waist, but magically become a death sentence when they're used as a post-hoc excuse by the government? Either the Second Amendment applies to everyone, or you never believed in it at all. Fucking pick one and own it.
This is exactly what tyranny looks like, by the way. Not jackboots marching in formation, but armed agents roaming neighborhoods, stopping people, killing civilians, and then daring the public to question it. Tyranny is execution followed by a press release. Tyranny is labeling the dead a "threat" so the state doesn't have to explain why someone's life just ended in the street. Tyranny is demanding obedience while shredding due process and calling it order.
And all you so-called "freedom lovers" are fucking fine with it, as long as it's brown people, immigrants, protesters, or anyone you've already dehumanized. Turns out "don't tread on me" actually meant "tread on them." You weren't afraid of tyranny.
You were afraid of losing dominance. There's a difference, and this moment exposes it completely.
"Just comply" isn't a principle. It's cowardice dressed up as common sense. It's the language of people who have already accepted that the state gets to decide who deserves rights and who doesn't. And once you make that deal, don't act shocked when the line moves, because it always fuckin…
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The Realzees @therealzees.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
So do something about it! This is literally YOUR JOB!
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Nanjala @nanjala.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Paige Bueckers (Dallas Wings, Breeze FC) is donating $50,000 to relief efforts organised in response to ICE raids in her hometown of Hopkins, Minnesota. On Monday Bueckers won $50,000 in the #Unrivaled free throw competition after successfully scoring 13 free throws. (Source @brwsports)
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I just want people to know that there is no active insurrection, no regular protests, no rioting or whatever. The only time people are in the streets is when masked armed ICE thugs descend on one of our neighbors to disappear them as part of a federal government-led ethnic cleansing campaign.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
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Alex Schieferdecker @alexschief.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
They hate Minnesota because we are a people who believe that "we all do better when we all do better." Minnesota is one of the wealthiest, safest, and cleanest states in the country *because* of our openness and generosity. Our quality of life is a direct challenge to their zero-sum worldview.
A photo of a protest against ICE at Powderhorn Park in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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The Realzees @therealzees.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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The Realzees @therealzees.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
⛳ WordleGolf - Nov, 28 🟢 Score: 8 (-5)
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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Dear Americans, read this, then read it again, and then vote for progressive democrats who will bring our country into the 21st century with all of the other advanced nations of earth.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/11/2025
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
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The Realzees @therealzees.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
DO NOT CAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 27/10/2025
stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
How would you describe that worldview?
My father told me something when I was very small to instill confidence in me: “Nobody in the world is worth more than you, but nobody’s worth less.” It is an egalitarian view that I’ve carried around in my life. That’s why I am for free schools, free universities, free health care, and free babysitting. Because our society could afford it. In America, people think social democracy is some kind of communism. They think capitalism is freedom. It’s not. It’s only freedom to exploit people.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Grateful Dead unis, the shoulder patch is sick
Classic Grateful Dead skull logo with a such face, swoosh lightning bolt, and green and yellow colors
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Is magic bad for dog?
I'm working on slight of hand magic tricks and practice in my house a lot. Sometimes in front of dogs. Am I hurting their brains when I'm blowing their minds?
Answer
Save
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
My team’s QB performs better the less I believe in him and people, I will NEVER believe in Carson Wentz. Ergo, booking my tickets for San Francisco in February
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Cam Bynum picks off a Bo Nix overthrow and celebrates with the Colts mascot
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Wife: I'll buy a subscription to any publication that writes one honest story about the "masculinity crisis" that just says "Men want to be able to treat women like shit and still get laid" and just be done with it. There's no more depth to the discussion. There is no nuance.
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 17/06/2025
"In the room where I was detained, there were posters on the wall... it said in English, 'Are you detained and separated from your children?' ... We are normalizing family separation, we are normalizing due process rights violations, we are normalizing the destruction of constitutional democracy."
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I just hope Ricky Rubio is doing well
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
foul on Jaden... come on, NBA
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The Realzees @therealzees.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Book of Love for sure
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful
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