Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 48mThis is how I find out that I'm older than hip-hop. RUDE. 241
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 8hThis guy doxed the Cornell Jane Doe in hopes that maybe that would make his father love him. 271
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 17hEric Schmitt thought he was launching the next phase of his political career, and he was right. “Dumber than Tuberville” will be his legacy. 041
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 20hTo be fair, if we use “super” as a prefix, then “super-intelligence” could just be the description of what happens to people who practice cognitive offloading with it. As in, it’s the state they achieve when they are beyond using their native intelligence. 030
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 21hAxios playing their part on the coordinated effort to boost Schmitt's profile should be enough for people to realize they are not our friend. 040
Reposted by BobArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22hCircus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 168120542560
Reposted by BobMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid 1333649474
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Schmitt running around doubling down after being set straight says to me he really thought he'd be making his bones on taking down Jack Smith. I bet he thought he'd run for president, someday. I bet he thought this was his coming out party. 291
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One of my first principles of analytics when I'm teaching: if you go looking for something specific, that's all that you'll find. Schmitt's staff wanted to find dirt on Smith, so that's all they could see. 060
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is he going to UPS our ballots to Hong Kong?cnn.comHegseth directs military to defend US midterm elections from foreign interference | CNN PoliticsDefense Secretary Pete Hegseth has signed a memo directing the military to defend the US midterm elections from foreign interference, the Pentagon said Monday. 030
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The word "judge" should always be in quotes when speaking about immigration court. These aren't judges. They're Executive Branch employees and are appointed by the AG and can be removed at will. They are political operatives, and their cruelty is intentional.cnn.comInside a Texas immigration court where children fight to stay in the US | CNN PoliticsMigrant children as young as 2 are showing up at immigration courts nationwide, many without attorneys, to try make their case to stay in the US and avoid deportation. 142
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pretty sure that people living in poverty know the "real world" all too well. 2101
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just-asking-questions guy shaped like a question mark. 3123
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The “what Trump meant” people are going to be scrambling for the remainder of this turnip’s term. 160
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I put away my flame war ways years ago, but if anyone needs me to lace 'em up again, lmk. 030
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I respect it whenever I see someone who obviously had time, today. 1111
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Curiosity prompted by a comment @justintyper1.bsky.social made made me want to know how much money I have earned in my lifetime. I summed up the SSA's record of my taxable earnings over 36 years of labor. I am now convinced more than ever that NOBODY can "earn" a billion dollars. Tax these fuckers. 3120
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Putting “genocide” in scare quotes underscored how detached from the horrors visited upon the Palestinian people by the IDF this piece is. It is a systematic murder of a people. There's no debate here. Dinging the Muslim mayor of America's largest city for talking about it is nothing but bigotry. 180
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is wholesome af and I can’t imagine anyone denying Ms. Miles her flowers. 040
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026LeBron turning heel at the same time he teams up with that rat bastard Embiid is top tier writing. 130
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I mean, $9 million would take the median US family 103 years to earn, so it kind of *is* never-work-again money.... 140
Reposted by BobMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The most useless form of news is “CEO says.” Can this tool actually do what it says or is the company just trying to profit off fear? 1132506359
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is this person doing a bit.static.klipy.comRodney Dangerfield: Tough CrowdALT: Rodney Dangerfield: Tough Crowd 040
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tina has a quality that impels hotel clerks to love her and want to take care of her. Every time she goes on vacation, she gets free room upgrades and comped dinners. These are views from her room for her Halloween Horror Nights getaway. She did not pay full price. 2130
Reposted by BobChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/... 211750511
Reposted by BobMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hourglass ankles 634630
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of the challenges of being on a GLP-1 agonist is remembering to eat and being sure to get enough protein. It is a very weird switch going from trying not to eat too much to trying not to eat too little.static.klipy.comRick Roll Uno Reverse Card TrendingALT: Rick Roll Uno Reverse Card Trending 3180
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Byron Donalds scrambling to stay in Donald Trump's favor, claims he's not scrubbing the president's endorsements from his web site, it's just being pivoted to focus on policy. Here's the thing. I live in Florida. People here vote for their team. They don't give a shit about policy. Donalds is lying.static.klipy.comDeadpool ShockerALT: Deadpool Shocker 140
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's crazy that we would have been better off if Mr. Crudités had won Pennsylvania in 2022. At least we'd have an honest fascist in that seat to run against in 2028. 050
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I remember working with a American Indian woman at the Indian Health Service who'd graduated with a PhD in Linguistics from Cornell. I thought that was pretty impressive, but she said that it was one of the worst experiences of her life. 160
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Well, these are just awful. Cheetos should not be sweet. @kweencassie.bsky.social you want them? 340
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have never heard this song, and only heard *of* it last week. 140
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Any bets on the number of these dudes who have inappropriately touched little kids being over five? 220
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Would you look at this smarmy dicktip? This is the “ethical weapons dealer” who all but blames Iran for his chat bot bombing a girl’s school.motherjones.comPalantir’s co-founder thinks we should be less judgmental about that deadly Iran school strikeThe AI-assisted attack at the start of Donald Trump's war killed more than 150 people, mostly children. 1122
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bluesky *is* a bubble (complimentary). We're the walled city in every dystopian story. 0101
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wir haben es nicht gewußtapnews.comAP Exclusive: ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal ordersU.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has stopped publicly revealing where it is holding most detainees who are subject to final deportation orders, in a move that has made it harder for lawyers an... 260
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m willing to bet Donald Trump has never been in a fist fight with a man. His whole aura reeks of paper tiger. 370
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oligarchs stifling any speech that’s critical of oligarchs is fine. 060
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tell me if I’m missing some nuance. Tech bros want to be known as the smartest guys in the world. They also want us to believe that when the chat bots they’re selling commit crimes, the bros are not to blame? And they want to turn their uncontrollable creations loose on our military? Is that right? 050
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Chat, Tina is going to spend two days and nights at Halloween Horror Nights this weekend. I’ll be here all alone. Should I stock up on snacks and build a full house blanket fort?static.klipy.comPeter Griffin's No Girls Allowed FortALT: Peter Griffin's No Girls Allowed Fort 9200
Reposted by BobSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:theguardian.comHoman Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 peopleExclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’ 9147361723
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You know that phrase, "...has more money than they know what to do with?" That's always puzzled me. You can live a *REALLY* good life with, like, $5 million. Anything more than that is gluttony. Don't know what to do with it? Give it away, you imagination-challenged dork. Just give it away, damn. 2211
Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026To be fair, Nazis and their enablers often feel attacked when you quote them verbatim. Look at what happened after Charlie Kirk got got. 060