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@definitelyjustbob.bsky.social
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US Navy Gulf War (OG) Veteran • War is a Racket Scroll & Groans Society • Left Turn Assassin Rip City for life • I cuss, like, a lot

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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 48m
This is how I find out that I'm older than hip-hop. RUDE.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 8h
This guy doxed the Cornell Jane Doe in hopes that maybe that would make his father love him.
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 19h
🤣🤣🤣
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 17h
Eric Schmitt thought he was launching the next phase of his political career, and he was right. “Dumber than Tuberville” will be his legacy.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 20h
To be fair, if we use “super” as a prefix, then “super-intelligence” could just be the description of what happens to people who practice cognitive offloading with it. As in, it’s the state they achieve when they are beyond using their native intelligence.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 21h
Axios playing their part on the coordinated effort to boost Schmitt's profile should be enough for people to realize they are not our friend.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt running around doubling down after being set straight says to me he really thought he'd be making his bones on taking down Jack Smith. I bet he thought he'd run for president, someday. I bet he thought this was his coming out party.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my first principles of analytics when I'm teaching: if you go looking for something specific, that's all that you'll find. Schmitt's staff wanted to find dirt on Smith, so that's all they could see.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is he going to UPS our ballots to Hong Kong?
cnn.com
Hegseth directs military to defend US midterm elections from foreign interference | CNN Politics
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has signed a memo directing the military to defend the US midterm elections from foreign interference, the Pentagon said Monday.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two panel meme. Top panel is a sprinkler head captioned "pspspspsps"

Bottom panel is a black cat with eyes wide and ears pinned back captioned ""This mf spittin'."
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The word "judge" should always be in quotes when speaking about immigration court. These aren't judges. They're Executive Branch employees and are appointed by the AG and can be removed at will. They are political operatives, and their cruelty is intentional.
cnn.com
Inside a Texas immigration court where children fight to stay in the US | CNN Politics
Migrant children as young as 2 are showing up at immigration courts nationwide, many without attorneys, to try make their case to stay in the US and avoid deportation.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty sure that people living in poverty know the "real world" all too well.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just-asking-questions guy shaped like a question mark.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The “what Trump meant” people are going to be scrambling for the remainder of this turnip’s term.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I put away my flame war ways years ago, but if anyone needs me to lace 'em up again, lmk.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I respect it whenever I see someone who obviously had time, today.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Curiosity prompted by a comment @justintyper1.bsky.social made made me want to know how much money I have earned in my lifetime. I summed up the SSA's record of my taxable earnings over 36 years of labor. I am now convinced more than ever that NOBODY can "earn" a billion dollars. Tax these fuckers.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Putting “genocide” in scare quotes underscored how detached from the horrors visited upon the Palestinian people by the IDF this piece is. It is a systematic murder of a people. There's no debate here. Dinging the Muslim mayor of America's largest city for talking about it is nothing but bigotry.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is wholesome af and I can’t imagine anyone denying Ms. Miles her flowers.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LeBron turning heel at the same time he teams up with that rat bastard Embiid is top tier writing.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean, $9 million would take the median US family 103 years to earn, so it kind of *is* never-work-again money....
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only if you promise to take our jerbs.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The most useless form of news is “CEO says.” Can this tool actually do what it says or is the company just trying to profit off fear?
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is this person doing a bit.
static.klipy.com
Rodney Dangerfield: Tough Crowd
ALT: Rodney Dangerfield: Tough Crowd
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tina has a quality that impels hotel clerks to love her and want to take care of her. Every time she goes on vacation, she gets free room upgrades and comped dinners. These are views from her room for her Halloween Horror Nights getaway. She did not pay full price.
A lazy river water park lit up blue.A theme park mountain ride I don’t know. I don’t go to theme parks. But it’s big and lit up purple and blue. It looks cool.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hourglass ankles
doja cat

@elonmusk put the audio post festure back on this app. thanks you no neck having chimpanzee face look like it was drawn from memory. when u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o war. hourglass ankles. not tryna be mean though sorry.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the nastiest thing she’s ever posted.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the challenges of being on a GLP-1 agonist is remembering to eat and being sure to get enough protein. It is a very weird switch going from trying not to eat too much to trying not to eat too little.
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Rick Roll Uno Reverse Card Trending
ALT: Rick Roll Uno Reverse Card Trending
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This dishonors all of us.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Byron Donalds scrambling to stay in Donald Trump's favor, claims he's not scrubbing the president's endorsements from his web site, it's just being pivoted to focus on policy. Here's the thing. I live in Florida. People here vote for their team. They don't give a shit about policy. Donalds is lying.
static.klipy.com
Deadpool Shocker
ALT: Deadpool Shocker
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's crazy that we would have been better off if Mr. Crudités had won Pennsylvania in 2022. At least we'd have an honest fascist in that seat to run against in 2028.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember working with a American Indian woman at the Indian Health Service who'd graduated with a PhD in Linguistics from Cornell. I thought that was pretty impressive, but she said that it was one of the worst experiences of her life.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, these are just awful. Cheetos should not be sweet. @kweencassie.bsky.social you want them?
A bag of snacks sitting on a table. They are Cheetos The Flavor of Fear Sweet Phantom Heat. A collaboration with Blumhouse Productions.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have never heard this song, and only heard *of* it last week.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Any bets on the number of these dudes who have inappropriately touched little kids being over five?
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would you look at this smarmy dicktip? This is the “ethical weapons dealer” who all but blames Iran for his chat bot bombing a girl’s school.
motherjones.com
Palantir’s co-founder thinks we should be less judgmental about that deadly Iran school strike
The AI-assisted attack at the start of Donald Trump's war killed more than 150 people, mostly children.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bluesky *is* a bubble (complimentary). We're the walled city in every dystopian story.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Big. Ass. Spider.
A big ass spider.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wir haben es nicht gewußt
apnews.com
AP Exclusive: ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal orders
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has stopped publicly revealing where it is holding most detainees who are subject to final deportation orders, in a move that has made it harder for lawyers an...
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m willing to bet Donald Trump has never been in a fist fight with a man. His whole aura reeks of paper tiger.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Secret third thing ass government.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oligarchs stifling any speech that’s critical of oligarchs is fine.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tell me if I’m missing some nuance. Tech bros want to be known as the smartest guys in the world. They also want us to believe that when the chat bots they’re selling commit crimes, the bros are not to blame? And they want to turn their uncontrollable creations loose on our military? Is that right?
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chat, Tina is going to spend two days and nights at Halloween Horror Nights this weekend. I’ll be here all alone. Should I stock up on snacks and build a full house blanket fort?
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Peter Griffin's No Girls Allowed Fort
ALT: Peter Griffin's No Girls Allowed Fort
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know that phrase, "...has more money than they know what to do with?" That's always puzzled me. You can live a *REALLY* good life with, like, $5 million. Anything more than that is gluttony. Don't know what to do with it? Give it away, you imagination-challenged dork. Just give it away, damn.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be fair, Nazis and their enablers often feel attacked when you quote them verbatim. Look at what happened after Charlie Kirk got got.
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