Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ged our axolotl is enjoying the "safe village music" I am releasing in a couple weeks. He enjoys his lil viney nest. 041
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Speaking ill of the dead is dissing the emboweled. 000
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shoutout to places that let me order off the kids menu, so I don't have to pretend to to call my fake son while i'm in line. 010
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shoutout to places that let me order off the kids menu, so I don't have to pretend to to call my fake son while i'm in line. 030
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Attempting to dock a boat, without a rope is admirable. Not for lack of trying, did you lack a knot for tying. 022
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I made a track and I think it's good (self marketing a tiny release track is madness) but I love this dearly and believe in it. 111
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Mitch McConnell is going to run for President robot in the "Hall of Presidents" ride. 010
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A rebel yell is *technically* a careless whisper. 000
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Had to google whether Ed Sheeran was Irish. He is not. He's 25% English and 75% cavefish. 050
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Releasing music for the first time in 25 years! 020
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 13/09/2026hot take: babies shouldn't drive cars. they get too distracted from the road with those keys right there. 020
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I feel like everyone can agree beef jerky prices need to come down. I'm not paying for the *whole* cow. Just the assholes and eyes, in a strip, I can fit in my pocket. 000
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's kinda like the other affirming care. . . . . . #comedy #funny #comedian #standupclip #standup 001
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“We’ve got a saying around these parts that goes, 'When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie..” *unzips resealable bag* *puts wad of Mozerella cheese inside lip* “'Well that’s Amore'" 000
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026he most beautiful hole in the wall you ever did see. . . . . . #comedy #standup #funny #standupclip #comedian 001
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I blame my shittiness on lack of coffee the way others do with their astrological signs. 000
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Being serious about my "career" has meant saying,"I guess i'm this asshole now" once a day. 030
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026MIMOSAS = Maybe I Might Overdo Sunday Afternoons Sometimes 011
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Gagging someone with pages torn from an english textbook is wordplay. 030
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Finally releasing "Living It Up To You" with an EP next week! (details soon) 020
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Some dudes go for a look. I think that's nice. . #standup #comedy #comedian #standupclip #funny 030
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My initials are AI. I will give you wrong answers and drink no water while doing it. 041
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Seattle really is Raccoon City lately. (I think that means Jimothy is a boss) 030
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Seattle really is Raccoon City lately. (I think that means Jimothy is a boss) 020
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Get your NPR reporter name: Reverse the 1st/2nd letters in your first and last names. ex: Nady Wiancio 010
Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You can't spell "white supremacist" without "we are shit." 031
Reposted by Andy IwancioDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Darryana Roberts, youth flag football world champion 1963528591
Reposted by Andy Iwanciokate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/20263 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3 83115723900
