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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies)

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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every AI "art" acolyte wants to be the people from Wall-E. They saw their entirely frictionless lives with catered content in their face 24/7 and went, "hell yeah I want that to be me." In a way, they are getting the art they deserve, because they don't understand the art we have.
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Truly a product of my environment
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good evening. So today @samueljoseph51.bsky.social took 100% real Jerry Dipoto quotes and built them around a Very Real™️ Isaac Chotiner interview. It’s some of our finest journalism imo thelightbat.substack.com/p/new-interv...
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New Interview: Jerry Dipoto On The Culture Of Accountability
The Mariners executive explains why the blame falls on him first, why the consequences fell on everyone else, and why accountability is just a word without a standard.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine using A.I. instead of hand painting an amazing mural of a steer waiter serving the best steaks.
Sick mural of a cow waiter serving steaks on the side of a local steakhouse
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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
brought a coke freestyle machine to the interview and was hired on the spot and made CBO
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The odds of humanity FAFOing its way into ubiquitous knowledge of what the Kessler Effect is are skyrocketing, given everything we're just launching into orbit and hoping “eh it’ll work”.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@bddrix.bsky.social War, War never changes
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Folks, What if I told you… The Seattle Mariners *just* need to get hot
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 23/09/2026
Wandering around the apartment muttering “how tall are women, really?” like a video game NPC
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when you meet a financial planner and just blurt out
richmond (RICH)  vs.  howard (HOW)
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My busking act where I rework Radiohead songs to congratulate people on their street food purchases is called Shawarma Feliz
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
Brian Fellow quote bubble
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you or a loved one have been made aware of Ross Douthat's existence, you may be entitled to compensation.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/07/2026
cap anson reading this: they made me ETHNIC???
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wlscopilot.bsky.social @wlscopilot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Things have breached the LinkedIn professional network in record time
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/07/2026
meme with a wojak with face in hands surrounded by designs of the following types, with the text "can't believe I'm already nostalgic for corporate Memphis aesthetic after only a few months of small business AI slop poster aesthetic"
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A traditional unlike any other
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 22/07/2026
Matthew Stafford: Led Georgia to three straight bowl wins. Guy who looks like Matthew Stafford: Currently leading Georgia as its prime minister.
guy who looks like matt stafford surrounded by microphones
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hey Teach—miss me with that Custer’s Last Stand and hit me with some Baja Blast canned!
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 21/07/2026
We have jimothy at home
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Images that precede unfortunate events
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 19/07/2026
Best part of the odyssey was the will smith rap song during the credits that summarized the whole movie
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Daniel Carroll @tworsandtwols.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mitch McConnell has more life than this team.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
MEL KIPER: Listen, I think these scams could find their place on a roster but are they worth the first round pick? Big reach here TODD MCSHAY: Miller left a lot of blue chip operations on the board, crypto, Kalshi bets, even NFTs probably deserved more of a look here.
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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What's the most you've ever lost on a salad, friendo
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Davis Nguyen @davisnguyentmn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Low-T soldiers are being put on a Platinum 69000 Rhino 69 supplement regimen
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Realizing possibly the most common name here is Jake Burger
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One Last Post 4: geno nation rises @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
if my navigational skills were so bad I got lost for a decade I too would make up stories about how I fought monsters, partied, and shook off extremely hot demigods bent on seducing me instead
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
emptying a clip into my lettuce
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 13/07/2026
Ok ok ok ill say goodbye to the fucking fedex ship center
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How come this mfer isn’t growing are they not feeding him
Diddy Kong
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
checking in on the UFC
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Could be the first Ace to play big league ball since 1946 per incredibly hasty research.
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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Wow Kyle Pitts has a cameo at the end of Loki season 1??
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
There is a non-zero chance this becomes a Bluesky Dynasty Mode Account when the weather turns.
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Davis Nguyen @davisnguyentmn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If Adam Randall is late-90's Catherine Bell.... 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ocean cool AF give me all the lovecraftian horror creatures which I will never interact with
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𝑺🏀𝑳𝑰𝑺 @solisreport.com · 26/06/2026
In some regions it’s a soda, others a pop, and in some places it’s called a Coke which makes no sense, but for me in my heart it will always be a ZERO SUGAR MOUNTAIN DEW BAJA CABO CITRUS TROPICAL CITRUS PUNCH
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I've been informed there's discourse.
I back the blue over four pictures of Culver's employees.
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
just one more declining veteran bro. i promise bro just one more declining veteran and it'll fix the lineup bro. bro. just one more declining veteran. please just one more. one more declining veteran and we can fix this whole lineup bro. bro cmon just give me one more declining v
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
RIP?
A picture of JP Crawford and Cal Raleigh set against the Pittsburgh skyline that makes them look like they're both died in a horrific bass fishing accident.
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Karl Marx moon tweet
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Ryan Ritter @ndtex.gamin4aven.org · 20/06/2026
It’s the greatest alliance of our time. 🇲🇽 🫱🏾‍🫲🏼 🇰🇷
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Folks, we plov to see it.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/07/2023
10yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen 15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me 25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience 35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Damn bitch you live like this with frog and toad
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He really said “I’m all right, don’t nobody worry bout me”
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
He has been incorporated
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