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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies)

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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the funniest and saddest things in white collar America is the inevitable “AI Learnings” part of meetings and it’s just a mutually acknowledged nothingburger
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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every AI "art" acolyte wants to be the people from Wall-E. They saw their entirely frictionless lives with catered content in their face 24/7 and went, "hell yeah I want that to be me." In a way, they are getting the art they deserve, because they don't understand the art we have.
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Phil A. Mignon @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Getting shelled for 6 runs in a relief appearance, getting the likely DFA hook while YMCA plays
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Realization the postseason isn’t happening, your contract isn’t getting renewed, and you’ve got 7 more weeks left of football as “WHOOMP THERE IT IS” blares
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perfect relatively lightweight baseball management sim, shocking amount of past hours into it
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Realizing you’re going to get fired next week while “I just want to bang on the drum all day” plays for the 5th time in Green Bay
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Considered
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Truly a product of my environment
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good evening. So today @samueljoseph51.bsky.social took 100% real Jerry Dipoto quotes and built them around a Very Real™️ Isaac Chotiner interview. It’s some of our finest journalism imo thelightbat.substack.com/p/new-interv...
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New Interview: Jerry Dipoto On The Culture Of Accountability
The Mariners executive explains why the blame falls on him first, why the consequences fell on everyone else, and why accountability is just a word without a standard.
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
/a lotttttaaaa recency bias here
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never wrong just early (didn’t really get why anyone liked Louie)
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine using A.I. instead of hand painting an amazing mural of a steer waiter serving the best steaks.
Sick mural of a cow waiter serving steaks on the side of a local steakhouse
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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
brought a coke freestyle machine to the interview and was hired on the spot and made CBO
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The odds of humanity FAFOing its way into ubiquitous knowledge of what the Kessler Effect is are skyrocketing, given everything we're just launching into orbit and hoping “eh it’ll work”.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re gonna get hot any day now just you wait man
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not an Adam Moore in sight, Marc!
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feel the rhythm Feel the rhyme Come on manager It’s Mune time
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Steve Baron
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unfortunately, unlike Tom, they’re toothless.
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuhbal
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The world loves a good’ ol fashioned Week 3 Game of the Century
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will say the quarters/months long poasterbreak and then popping back in for 25 mins at unpredictable intervals, both bad and good!
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh HECK right on OFF buh-CK-oh
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@bddrix.bsky.social War, War never changes
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Folks, What if I told you… The Seattle Mariners *just* need to get hot
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some of the biggest “how did you even make it to management” conversations I’ve ever had around interviews were over pure cosmetic BS. Forever scarred by a “is a sweatshirt an actionable data point regarding future job performance” that needed to be dropped
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When the dairy bell tolls 😖
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 23/09/2026
Wandering around the apartment muttering “how tall are women, really?” like a video game NPC
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They just gotta get hot, Nathan.
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The most honorable dishonorable act in sports
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when you meet a financial planner and just blurt out
richmond (RICH)  vs.  howard (HOW)
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They’re a staple!
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Remember that movie, where you were a pig”
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Soot gremlins!
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I thought about watching this with the kids so watched it a day beforehand, not taking the risks of “what if parents were pigs”
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My busking act where I rework Radiohead songs to congratulate people on their street food purchases is called Shawarma Feliz
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Any chance of Hock being the scam de jour?
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
Brian Fellow quote bubble
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m still amazed at how it got to the point of a date while being “well normal-ish” before getting to “well let’s put some in my eye”
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you or a loved one have been made aware of Ross Douthat's existence, you may be entitled to compensation.
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Getting the telegram in hell that your name now ends in a vowel
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/07/2026
cap anson reading this: they made me ETHNIC???
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Buried risk of snapping back and feeling like a dum dum at lunch here
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wlscopilot.bsky.social @wlscopilot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Things have breached the LinkedIn professional network in record time
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
That's Jerheme Urban
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/07/2026
meme with a wojak with face in hands surrounded by designs of the following types, with the text "can't believe I'm already nostalgic for corporate Memphis aesthetic after only a few months of small business AI slop poster aesthetic"
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Anticipating a “oh, this guy may have the juice” thought about a day 3 pick during a preseason game and ohhhh I neeeed it
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Hark! The Harold Reynolds sings (Brian from your replies) @therealtesch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A traditional unlike any other
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