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@therealsomeguy.bsky.social
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weird, funny, shitposter, and has a music superiority complex

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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 10h
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 06/10/2026
hilarious. youd think the ONE THING he wouldve learned by now is to steer clear of grocery discourse at all costs.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 11h
The Skydance CEOs now acknowledge that layoffs will in fact be coming after the Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger, per @variety.com.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 11h
The Warners’ watertower has been repainted.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14h
In case facts still matter…
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Zamafir @zamafir.bsky.social · 13h
Yup. I'll take a great, globally competitive EV with well over 300 miles of range and no CarPlay omitted from a manufacturer paying tens of millions for illegally selling customer data please.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 12h
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

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@nic_carter
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social obligation
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 16h
I LOVE how @propublica.org dealt with official comment here, editorially and stylistically.
The Trump administration says none of this is happening. 

"DHS is NOT arresting U.S. citizens by mistake." "There are no 'indiscriminate' stops." Allegations of "racial profiling are disgusting, reckless and categorically FALSE." "The pattern is NOT of law enforcement using force." "ICE does not zip tie or restrain children." 

But that is precisely what is happening, and at a far larger scale than previously reported.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14h
I still love this so much
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 14h
Not to be all old head about it but I literally commuted to work in a pickup truck (for a solid year mind you) that cost less than a PS5 Pro
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 14h
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 16h
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

REAGAN '80
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you."
Season 11 / Episode 21
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/10/2026
EL-SAYED: Now you've got a situation with the Strait of Hormuz where we can't move oil and gas-- FOX: That's not true. The WSJ put out a piece the other day that said we're almost a level of getting oil out of the Strait that we were at before the war started AES: So why are gas prices so high?
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some guy @therealsomeguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"can you believe there were no Italians?!" "well how can you tell who's who? like a lot of "white" people from Italy are tan." "..." "how can you tell?" "I JUST WANNA BE RACIST ONLINE IN A WAY NO ONE CAN FACT CHECK ABOUT THE RACE MIXING."
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some guy @therealsomeguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sauce?
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 05/10/2026
We’re moving 10,000 low-income children off the child care voucher waitlist — at absolutely no cost to their families. Eligible families with children ages 6 weeks to 13 years, and through age 19 for children with special needs, will be invited to apply for a voucher on a rolling basis.
Mayor Mamdani and others make an announcement at a podium with signage that reads “Child Care for all”Children hold hands in front of signage that reads “Child Care for all”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 05/10/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the autonomous vehicle developers who most vocally argued that society must accept a certain number of deaths to enjoy the technology's safety benefits (Tesla & Uber ATG) were the only ones who killed people and never actually delivered on their promises
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Ku Klux Klan says support for its message is growing as it seeks to rebrand around family and faith. Al Jazeera's Phil Lavelle reports on how much influence the group really has ahead of the US midterm elections.
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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some guy @therealsomeguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this fucking thing
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/10/2026
I love too eat three times a day 8AM: Breakfast (400 calories) 5PM: Largemeal (600 calories) 11PM: Extremely Stoned Munchies Hour (3000 calories)
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The year is 2031. You pop out to buy some milk. A shelf stacking robot causually rips your balls off and places them neatly with the Caburys Cream Eggs. You can't sue, your biometric ID automatically signed a full legal waiver as soon as you stepped through the door.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t need fuck you money but it would be nice to stop having fuck me money
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ability to pour hundreds of millions of pounds into a loss-making TV channel, bent on wrenching British politics sharply to the right, is yet another of the ways in which extreme wealth is trying to remake UK democracy. It needs to be part of any serious conversation about political funding.
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How-Sen Chong @how-sen.com · 02/10/2026
Listen: I don’t want to minimize the danger of high e-bike speeds. But if the problem here is that stores sell e-bikes that can drive faster than legal limits, then where’s the story about how literally *every car dealership has been doing the same thing for decades*?!?
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Hidden cameras show some stores unlocking speed limits on e-bikes, selling e-scooters that go up to 120 km/h | CBC News
A new hidden camera investigation by Marketplace shows how some stores are selling e-scooters and e-bikes with top speeds much higher than provincial speed limits and with recommended rider ages young...
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
The new track is called “guess what? We’re white”
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some guy @therealsomeguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i love Mamdani. its actually very nice to see someone do propaganda the right way and not just "bigot stuff that scares your older parents into being bigots" seriously this guy does it right.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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some guy @therealsomeguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
woah don't go around spreading facts about the great stupidity of European nobles and their concept of whiteness
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This little suggestion on top of my hamburger helper box is how I know we are about to have a Great
Depression part 2
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
HAMBURGER
HELPER
CHEESEBURGER MACARONI
WITH REAL CHEESE
PER US CUP AS PACKAGED
NET WIT 550Z (1559)
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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some guy @therealsomeguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we all know which staffer was the real culprit
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some guy @therealsomeguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"oi you got a loicense for being English?" seriously though, what a moronic statement. being English today is not the same as being an Anglo-Saxon. to quote Hypen, "i just want 3 pound pints back."
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WIRED @wired.com · 01/10/2026
The attack on the Capitol on January 6, 2021, was not conducted mainly by extremists or fringe militia groups. It was, according to the data, the work of normal Americans.
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The Real Threat to the Midterms Is Regular Americans Thinking Violence Is the Answer
Robert A. Pape, a leading authority on political violence, wants Americans to understand that the threat is coming not from the fringes, but from the mainstream.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump brags that his uncle taught at MIT, trying to piggyback on his uncle’s IQ. "I believe in genetics." What he doesn’t talk about is the genetics of a closer relative, his father, who had dementia and Alzheimer's. The family built a fake office for Fred Trump to pretend he was still working.
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Bumblejack @bumblejack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Todd Rokita wants to turn Indiana law enforement into ICE. This is part of a growing trend where ICE is intentionally offloading the majority of its work onto local law enforcement. Rokita is pushing the 287g "task force model" as opposed to the "jail model". 🧵🪡 www.wlwt.com/article/indi...
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Indiana AG's office announces partnership with ICE, under 287(g) program
The state of Indiana will begin working more closely with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement under a program funded by federal tax dollars.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's genuinely hilarious how Trump has designed an economy in which voter anger over high gas prices (among other salient high-cost goods) means that he can't run on it you get why he's so mad
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some guy @therealsomeguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ah yes i forgot we have to tackle real problems like user experience recieving a document that you need so you can occasionally leave this circus of a country.
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was the sadistic murder of mariners at sea that compelled me to write this for the Hill: To rebuild trust in maritime policy, the US must ratify the Law of the Sea thehill.com/opinion/nati...
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some guy @therealsomeguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the horror
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