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weird, funny, shitposter, and has a music superiority complex

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some guy @therealsomeguy.bsky.social · 7h
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 7h
wow suddenly everyone hates a surprise party
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Death Cab for Callie, MS @deathcab4callie.bsky.social · 8h
I see this even in preschool. Girls wait. Boys plow ahead and do as they like. And I hear, "Little boys are different. Little boys are wild.". This is not a biological difference-it's a learned one. Little boys can wait. Little boys do not have to be out of control.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 9h
And once again, real harms imposed on real people must be set aside until after real damage is done in order to privilege the unproven right of Trump to impose those harms
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My insurance rates a medication I need as Tier 2, making it more expensive to me…..
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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The Desert Veteran @jkz12769.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So a developer who wants a data center center to be built near Hazelton, PA is offering $10,000 to the citizens. The citizens are pushing back saying it's a bribe & they don't want the noise. www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...
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Data center developer offers $10,000 checks to 4,500 households if the 1,300-acre facility is approved — locals push back over noise and 'bribe' concerns
Report says that many residents are rejecting the offer due to fears of noise, falling property values, and mistrust.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 23h
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This also sums up the American healthcare experience pretty well. American healthcare is a travesty. This is the bad place.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The press coverage of the Academy of Natural Sciences has gone from "Oh how sad" to sounding like a hostage negotiation. Which maybe sounds bad, but elected leaders, the press, the people online, all saying "You don't have to do this, man" is better than mourning. share.inquirer.com/YTQg0s
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Philadelphia shouldn’t give up on the Academy of Natural Sciences’ historic museum | Editorial
The Academy's 150-year-old building faces roughly $150 million in deferred maintenance costs. While that may seem daunting, it is not insurmountable.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
Yes, Slutcon is real. And while there’s nothing wrong with this kind of event in perfect isolation, in the context of “women in Silicon Valley tech are reporting feeling serious social pressure to attend,” it becomes very gross. (BTW, Gretta is Eliezer Yudkowsky’s partner). slutcon.com
SLUTCON
Three Session Tracks
Sessions are designed for three experience levels.
Wherever you are, there is a track for you.
Starting Out
No idea what's going on? Bad with ladies?
Want basic practice? This track assumes nothing.
• Flirting fundamentals
• Low-stakes practice rounds
• Approaching without panicking
• Zero assumed experience
Leveling Up
You know your way around and you've got some experience - now you want to get a lot better.
Sharpening conversation and escalation
Practice with real-time feedback
Calibration and timing
• Fixing your sticking points
Gain Mastery
You're sexually fluent but looking for the finishing touch. Get the niche knowledge and rare feedback required for true expertise.
Rapid-iteration practice reps
Detailed feedback from flirt partners
Advanced reads and edge cases
Live analysis of what you're doingSLUTCON
• Everyone
Ace & up
Flirt Girl
Friday Sep 25
Dance Hell +
• Aella 60 min
Hair Braiding + 90 min
Intro to Spanking and Impact Play +
ACE & UP
90 min
Lead Like a Lover: Move with Confidence, Attract with Ease +
ACE & UP
90 min
Massage
ACE & UP
90 min
Relateful Activities
ACE & UP
90 min
Saturday Sep 26
9AM
BREAKFAST 60 min
10AM
All the Way On: Full vulvar & uterine arousal + 45 min
Ethics of D/s + 45 min
Get Sexier: What men like and how to become it 45 min
Men's Circle +
ACE & UP
MEN ONLY
45 min
Switching: The Ultimate Solution for Anxiety + 45 min
Under Pressure + • Nicholas 45 min
Vaginal Gymnastics +
FLIRT GIRL
45 min
FLIRT GIRL
11AM
How to Pick Up Girls, Literally +ЗРМ
Now You've Got Her-Here's How to Keep Her (& Not Bore Her) +
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Small Group Physical Escalation - Nicholas
ACE & UP
45 min
A small-group session with a 1:1 gender ratio. Men practice physical escalation step by step - from eye contact, to extending a hand, to whatever their partner is comfortable with and responsive to. Sexual activity and kissing are prohibited; dance, massage, and embrace are allowed if the partner is comfortable with them.
So You've Been Called a Creep - Gretta 45 min
Someone has called you creepy. Maybe more than one person. How can you make sense of that? We don't have all the answers, but we've thought some about it and we want to figure it out together. This will be a workshop / friendly discussion.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The main reason you haven’t heard about campus sexual violence in a few years is because Trump and SCOTUS have made it much, much harder for survivors to come forward. You might vaguely remember that Title IX was a big battleground in his first term. And that we lost.
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ash s. ➡️ Rose City ComicCon!!! @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok it turns out it might just be the exact same thing again, what an incredible coincidence that this just keeps happening a few weeks between us midterms
newsweek headline "migrant caravan from Honduras heads towards US border"
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Progressive Caucus of the Kansas Democratic Party @progkansas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not being a rapist is not enough. If you know that it's happening and you're not stopping it, you're just as guilty. The Cornell 7 will rot in hell, as should every other person in that chat who knew about it. If you aren't part of the solution, then you're the problem. Speaker @ Daniel Sloss
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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A crude "comic" showing me holding up my left index finger, about to say something, only to get embarassed and run away
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MTG has really been going after her own.
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Extreme Temperatures Around the World @extremetemps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Europe is living its most extreme heat event in its history with 6 days >40C at the end of September 41,3C yesterday at Seville Thousands of stations up to 5C above their late September records 4000+ stations in Western,Central and Northern Europe will break records next days.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 26/09/2026
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ffrf.org @ffrf.org · 26/09/2026
There was no “retreat.” Christian nationalists have spent decades trying to take over Hollywood, media, universities and public education. They didn’t voluntarily surrender that ground. Their attempts to impose a “biblical” worldview have been rejected.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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Senator Tammy Baldwin @baldwin.senate.gov · 24/09/2026
Wisconsinites shouldn’t have to pay for another streaming service owned by a tech billionaire just to watch our Packers play.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.  May peace be our future.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026
Please stop overestimating what a democratic Congress can do. The oligarchs are spending money to make you think a Dem Congress can arrest people and hold trials and pass laws without a POTUS signature so that you’ll be disappointed when they don’t do stuff they can’t do. Don’t fall for it.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
can't believe mayor mamdani just dropped a timothée chalamet diss track
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Data Center Guy Wants This Election to be About Trans People So glad I got to speak to Katelyn for the first time about a fantastic piece that really highlights two of the biggest mistakes I fear Democrats are making in 2026, which probably won't matter immediately because gas prices.
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The Data Center Guy Wants This Election to be About Trans People
Elon Musk obviously hates trans people, but let's not pretend he has nothing to gain personally from a Republican win this fall
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some guy @therealsomeguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is the same dork that couldnt get confirmed because *he as a Republican slept with a minor*. your kids might be trans but the Repubs want to take your kiddies to Little St James Island
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marco Rubio: “Iranians are radical religious lunatics.” Also: Have you met Paula White, the White House faith advisor?
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He kept yelling "I'm a U.S. citizen." They kept him pinned to the sidewalk anyway. He left in an ambulance with injuries to his head, neck, and teeth. DHS calls it "without further incident." www.jackhopkinsnow.com
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026
The cervical punch biopsy and colposcopy was easily the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life.
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some guy @therealsomeguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we at discord believe in child safty... ..your child is safe to see our fucking gambling ads because selling our soul to Microsoft wasn't enough. i hope whatever moron thought this gets bullied so hard they have to reinvent touching grass.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Just Jack @jackhealy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kinda funny yet kinda sad...
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Rep. Mike Levin @levin.house.gov · 22/09/2026
Remember when Pete Hegseth texted a reporter war plans over Signal? The fact that there are people out there who still think this man is qualified for the job is absurd. He should have been removed from office then and there.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sure does 😕🤷🏼
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know we're all* numb to this by now, but it really needs to be said that any one of the batshit insane tyrant tweets from our special little boy would've led to swift efforts to remove any other previous president.
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some guy @therealsomeguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ofc silent bob is worthy he literally only talks when its important
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Astrea1965(pic is©️)💙🌊🦋🐸 @astrea1965.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT HANG THEMSELVES FROM TREES. This man was discovered just before 8AM this morning & it was immediately ruled a suicide by the medical examiner. This is Upper Marlboro, Maryland. THIS IS NOT NORMAL! #BLM Reporting by NBC4 Washington on IG. substack.com/@letsgetinto...
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LetsGetIntoIt2025 (@letsgetintoit2025)
Again. BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT HANG THEMSELVES FROM TREES. This man was discovered just before 8AM this morning and it was immediately ruled a suicide by the medical examiner. This happened in Upper...
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm not the first person to say it but it sure is fucked up how many popular video games these days are just "wouldn't it be cool if you could pursue a single career you enjoy, with plenty of time for rest, and get paid a reasonable living wage for doing so"
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 21/09/2026
Tragic: Former Fox News producer unalives herself after being unable to get justice against accused rapist, ex-Fox anchor Ed Henry and the network. RIP Jennifer Eckhart.
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Former Fox News producer Jennifer Eckhart dies by suicide at 36
Jennifer Eckhart, 36, was found at her home in Hobe Sound, Florida, on Saturday, with TMZ subsequently reporting that she had taken her own life.
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