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TheREALBLUEdragon

@therealbluedragon.bsky.social
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Rotting millennial. You know nothing more about me. I like it that way.

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🦁 FunkyLion 'Yuyake' 🦁 @funkylion.bsky.social · 23h
Google Doc: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Non-AI Decomps and Recomps
Around the early 2020s, we witnessed a decompilation that changed everything. The ability to play your classic games NATIVELY on your PC with mods at uncapped FPS? It’s a dream come true! Thanks to do...
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TheREALBLUEdragon @therealbluedragon.bsky.social · 4h
If you’re planning on becoming a known personality/minor celebrity whatever you do, never fuck up and do something dumb when you’re young. Because if people find out about it you’ll be subjected to petty 2nd hand revenge/justice by thousands of people who don’t know you and they will NEVER STOP.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The more I see all the worst people I know gloating about being “Good” the more I fuck with this sentiment:
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“you just don’t understand ai” do i really need to understand how it works to know that it’s making people dumber and more insane
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TheREALBLUEdragon @therealbluedragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really hate how #Twitch sends me phone notifications about people I’ve never heard of before and don’t care about. Twitch: “Hey there! Vtuber bimbo number 8462 is streaming now!” Me: “Fucking who?! Leave me alone!”
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Attaching Marco from Metal Slug to my fan to bring out some Heavy Machine Gun action.
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TheREALBLUEdragon @therealbluedragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My fucking god I’m glad I’m not famous. Any of the stupid mistakes from my past could suddenly be rediscovered by my enemies/journalists and destroy my life! No one gives a fuck if you’re a nobody. #blessed
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ford-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 74 seconds.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lmao
The Dune: Part Three popcorn bucket. It looks like a vibrator. Image credit to Cinemagic (watermark in the lower left hand corner).
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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TheREALBLUEdragon @therealbluedragon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unironic use of the crying laughing emoji is grounds for an immediate muting. That shit is facebook-core.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These guys are protesting about 'groups of fighting age men threatening local areas'. You've got to admire the irony.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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TheREALBLUEdragon @therealbluedragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look at this ridiculous little car I saw today! #ev #car #citoren
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Capitalism is the greatest system ever devised because it lets the best price win, unless someone offers a better price, in which case I’m suing you because you’re mean.
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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TheREALBLUEdragon @therealbluedragon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Billy Hatcher sucks, it always did. #gamecube
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TheREALBLUEdragon @therealbluedragon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AI executives to the world’s press
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Markiplier Juggling Keys
ALT: Markiplier Juggling Keys
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TheREALBLUEdragon @therealbluedragon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. Needles 2. Doctors stabbing you with sharp things. 3. Hospitals 4. Getting piercings against my will. 5. Dentists
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 09/09/2026
when they do this it's kinda like when they had the holographic Tupac at Coachella
9/11 light memorial
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
DO LESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN DOIG ABSOLUTELY NOTHING , THERE GOAL IN LIFE IS TO MINIMIZE THE AMOUNT OF UNSTRUCTURED TIME IN EVERY DAY , THERE ENJOYMENT IS BASED ON CREATING FREEDOM FROM DEMAND , BORN TO DO NOTHING!!! LIVE TO DO NOTHING!!!! MOVE ONTO THE NEXT LIFE HAVING EXPERIENCED AS MUCH OF YOUR OWN LIFE AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!!!!! DA TEXT "BORN TO DO NOTHING , WALK NOWHERE, STARE AT POND, LOITERING, STARE INTO SPACE, WAKE UP BUT DONT STAND UP, HANG OUT, SIT ON BENCH, LAY ON BED AFTER SHOWER, SIT ON PORTH, STARE AT NOGHINT, THINK ABOUT NOTHING, SIT IN CAR NO REASON, HANGING OUT, WALK AROUND NO REASON " - THE BOOT ON YOUR NECK DESPISES NOTHING MORE THAN WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING ENJOYABLE FOR FREE , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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TheREALBLUEdragon @therealbluedragon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dropped my sandwich.
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TheREALBLUEdragon @therealbluedragon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s so funny watching 30+ year old man-children freak out about the art style of a game meant for children. #zelda
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i expect the actual content if GTA 6 to be SIGNIFICANTLY more "woke" than most popular media aimed at teenage boys.
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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
inventing one of these that lets you use the microwave with its door wide open
seatbelt fake buckle
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hello, I recently came across your content, I love the way it mixes themes and ideas. Would you be open to a brand collaboration for a new app that teaches children how to smoke?
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TheREALBLUEdragon @therealbluedragon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Visiting my elderly parents and sitting here listening to them complain about refugees and immigrants for two hours straight.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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❀TerraTerraCotta™ @terraterracotta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
THE ENTIRE WEBSITE IS VIBE-CODED (aka solely AI coded with no human feedback), IT HAS MULTIPLE SECURITY VULNERABILITIES, THEY PLAN TO TRAIN AI ON POSTS, AND THERES REPORTS OF IT FALSE-FLAGGING POSTS BECAUSE MODERATION IS AI AS WELL. DO NOT USE THIS PLATFORM. bsky.app/profile/cm30...
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 24/08/2026
just saw that this was a thing and lol. our time limited boycott will surely send them a message, that we are deeply unserious baby people that can't go more than a week without playing touys
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
did a data center write this
Electricians Love Data Centers. You Should, Too.
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Chewing my arm off, bloody foam speckling my lips, screaming. Just screaming, forever.
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you are under 25 do not stare at the sun. You don’t deserve it yet.
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TheREALBLUEdragon @therealbluedragon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh look, I accidentally uploaded some some images that show the location of the “grave”. I sure hope no one uses these for nefarious purposes. #dobby
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Louis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Always choose a typeface carefully
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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acid corbyn dallas @acidcorbyn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Saddam’s hiding place diagram, except it’s a pile of polluting tat left by dimwits (on an ecologically sensitive beach), below which is six feet of urine in a void containing fucking nothing because Dobby doesn’t exist
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TheREALBLUEdragon @therealbluedragon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Been having a ton of fun lately learning HTML and CSS. This is my third attempt in 20 years and for whatever reason it seems to be sticking this time. I could easily sit there for hours just staring at a website’s source code with notepad++ open. I’m still a huge fucking nerd I guess. #nerdshit
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