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Morgan Avery 🍔

@themorgan.bsky.social
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Ultra slow ultra runner; Election loser; Eating contest winner; Doting father; Sometime: Podcaster; Filmmaker; Biz starter.

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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 17h
this video of Chlöe Swarbrick, who leads the Greens in New Zealand's parliament, is worth your five minutes' time
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There are two types of dogs: the ones with the intelligence to remember how cold they get when they're wet, and the other ones. They're all good
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 23h
There are two types of dogs: water lovers and water haters. Original post
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Katya @nzkatya.bsky.social · 20h
This photo of Luxon in today's print version of the NZH makes him appear particularly gormless. Looks like his carers have taken him on an outing to see the gorilla and have an ice cream as a special treat #nzpol
Luxon sitting down eating an ice cream. He is wearing a National Party blue jacket and an orange cap with the shop's logo. Standing either side are a National Party minder and a young woman from the ice cream shop. There is a bronze statue of a gorilla behind him
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Silo Season 2: Rebecca Ferguson's First Look
ALT: Silo Season 2: Rebecca Ferguson's First Look
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Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guardrails for A.I. My #cartoon today #AI #Trump
Cartoon. Title: “All We Need” Three frames. First frame: President Trump sitting in the Oval Office, addressing the viewer, “The only guardrail A.I. needs…” 2nd frame: Trump tapping his head, saying, “Is a strong and smart (HIGH IQ!!!) President” 3rd frame: Trump has fallen asleep and is dribbling. In the background two people are leaving the room, and one is saying, “Right, you heard the man! We’ve gotta find a strong and smart President!”
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lukewigram.bsky.social @lukewigram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heres a must read article #nzpol
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Robert McLachlan @robertmclachlan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New NZ utility solar records set on 24 & 29 Sep, 550 MW peak, 4408 MWh for the day, due to the Tauhei & Kowhai Park solar farms (each 150 MW) entering service. Will double in next 12 months. Previous record was 360 MW set in August during Tauhei commissioning.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today’s front page in Scotland 📰 New satellite pictures lay bare Israel's destruction of Gaza
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
Picture if seal
Doctor: "Where does it hurt?"
Me: "At work. It hurts at work"
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Morgan Avery 🍔 @themorgan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is your last best reminder to clear your kid's lunchbox out of their school bag. Your next reminder, if it comes, will be too late. 🎒🥬🤢
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much
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Sacha @sachadylan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nats and Act panic about a properly Left economy. #NzPol
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Swarbrick to Willis: ‘Reflect on those poll numbers’
Green Party co-leader Chlöe Swarbrick says Finance Minister Nicola Willis should take a closer look at recent polling before dismissing her as a potential successor.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“french fries in breakroom”
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Ben Ross @benakl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Perfection which given also the success of the Northern Busway, should also have Airport to Botany Rapid Transit Stages 2 and 3 priority funded as well New City Rail Link clocks up more than a million rides insidegovernment.co.nz/new-city-rai...
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New City Rail Link clocks up more than a million rides - Inside Government NZ
More than one million train rides have been recorded on Auckland’s rail network in the first two weeks since the City Rail Link (CRL) opened. Transport Minister, Chris Bishop said the early data showe...
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Official monthly data is in, and US solar power generation hit a new record high, up 21% compared to this time last year!
a graph of US monthly solar generation
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Morgan Avery 🍔 @themorgan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"But comrade, obituaries aren't on the front page." "This one will be."
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Morgan Avery 🍔 @themorgan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll buy everyone an icecream when it finally comes up
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Ms Hooper @mshooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/Dd23gOr... #nzpol
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When bullies make you look incredibly cool when they're trying to give you all wedgies.
Big red letters on a black background saying "RADICAL" above photos of Rawiri Waititi (TPM), Chris Hipkins (Lab), Chlöe Swarbrick (Grn) and Qiulae Wong (TOP)

Underneath "RESPONSIBLE" in blue letters on a white background and the entirely Pākeha white front bench of National looking like they're being held at gunpoint, all wearing fake smiles hiding their sad dead souls
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Lil Regie @lilregie.com · 29/09/2026
Satisfied customers make us very happy!
Include a note to Lil Regie: Thanks so much ... that's 9 years we have done this event with you ... and hopefully we can do it all again next year. Stuart.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Morgan Avery 🍔 @themorgan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
daylight saving
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey irony, welcome back!
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Dunny-Kroger effect.
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Morgan Avery 🍔 @themorgan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
national is very good at making people _think_ they're best at running the economy, so they always run on it, but they're actually _much worse_ at running the economy. labour has to get better at the messaging because tbh this should be _easy_ when national's loser brigade are so fuckin incompetent.
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Grant Jacobs BioinfoTools/NotJustDNA 🔬🧬🖥️✍️📚🇳🇿 @notjustdna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#NZpol Saw this excellent quote-reply to Simeon Brown’s latest attack on Labour. Worth sharing.
David Peez @RebelEkonomista

"The truck driver in Pakuranga helps pay off a lawyer's loan." No, Simeon. He doesn't. Not a cent.

When the government lends a student money, it creates the dollars and credits their account. No tradie's tax was collected and posted to a law degree. When the graduate repays, those dollars are deleted, drained back out like tax. They don't land in the truck driver's pocket either.

So nobody foots the bill. The worker and the graduate aren't on opposite sides of a ledger. Setting them against each other is the trick, and it runs on the same myth as "add it to the tab", that the government is a household counting coins. It issues the currency. The real limits are real resources and inflation, not a truck driver's tax bill.

"Someone always pays." Sure. Just never the person you keep pointing at.

Read more: http://therebeleconomist.substack.com
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Dan Murphy @bungdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No they damn well won't. You rubes, you absolute simps. bsky.app/profile/reut...
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
viral poster for legendary ska band the Historic Pavers
A sign that says, "Caution. Historic Pavers. Please watch your step." There's a stick figure guy tripping over a paving stone that's sticking out of the ground. The joke is that he kind of looks like he's skanking.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ben Ross @benakl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Simeon is the worst ever to happen and he has actual blood on his hands Everything he has touched in transport, energy, and health has led to disaster and in some cases deaths
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Real "one always tells the truth, the other always lies" vibes, and yet both would say "I have never once been fed". Much to consider.
Two daft black cats stand either side fo an open door
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Miliband: "To the millions in this country.. who have been moved & outraged by the plight of the Palestinian people, we hear you. You were right" So scrap the proscription of Palestine Action. End all arms exports to Israel. Impose sanctions on the Israeli govt & economy.
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Morgan Avery 🍔 @themorgan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we need to maintain our strategic reserve of golf courses.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
"Something about this map feels wrong, but I can't quite put my finger on it"

[A green world map with black borders on a white background where the continents have been rearranged. The Americas are attached to the eastern edge of Asia. A faint watermark reads "Terrible Maps".]

Luol Deng Xiaoping (@JungAristotle) on twitter quotes with: "The Mexican food from this universe would go insane"
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Sacha @sachadylan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One in seven schools. (paywalled) #NzPol
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Govt’s claim of ‘transformational’ literacy gains based on data from 14% of schools
A principal who suspected the Government was hiding literacy results spent months asking for its release.
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Huia Sue @huiasue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Rob✅✅ @robdickinson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jordan Williams’ nefarious network #nzpol
Jordan WIlliams graph
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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fucker sounds like he's trying to wipe us out
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Sacha @sachadylan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘He claimed the New Zealand Taxpayers' Union did a lot of the groundwork for the party in the 2020 election with their Campaign for Affordable Housing to fight the Green Party's proposal for an asset tax.’ from 2021. #NzPol
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Ex-ACT staffer Grant McLachlan says party created fake grassroots groups
Political pundits and media experts are warning that artificial grassroots organisations - nicknamed "astroturfs" - are being used to manipulate and mobilise public opinion for political gain.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we have never been so back
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Deborah Russell MP @beefaerie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Campaign launches.
National Party campaign launch. Crowd clumped in the middle of a large auditorium. Masses of empty seats.Labour Party campaign launch. Medium sized auditorium, every single seat taken.
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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Luckily @1of200.bsky.social and @pmax.bsky.social did the work on the Parents Alliance 4 days ago... almost like Jesse Mulligan and the rest of RNZ had ample time to research this obvious and partisan astroturf before getting the boot all the way in their mouth. Curious. bsky.app/profile/pmax...
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mild consideration & curiosity might lead one to think that putting Peter Thiel at the heart of 🇬🇧’s NHS and military logistics might not be prudent…
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Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 27/09/2026
I'm no demographer nor a criminologist, but I reckon that the Herald probably has Auckland's murder rate wrong here. I reckon it's probably lower than 3.6 per person.
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Colson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · 25/09/2026
“A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms… What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? [grabs a baseball bat] Baseball!“
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