Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)Toby Gillman @tobygillman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It feels right to me. I personally got murdered far more times than that under the last Labour government. 021
Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)Jenny Nicholls @jenster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This reminds me of the time I was entrusted with tides computation for the PN Evening Standard and was often out by quite a large factor 021
Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)David Hood @thoughtfulnz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Spiders McBody, who has been murdered 5,569,700 times, is an outlier and should not have been counted. 06520
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 27/09/2026I'm no demographer nor a criminologist, but I reckon that the Herald probably has Auckland's murder rate wrong here. I reckon it's probably lower than 3.6 per person. 3321148
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 24/09/2026The hardest thing about reviewing Jon Toogood's book, and probably every NZ rock autobiography from now until forever, is not using Shayne Carter's incomparable 'Dead People I Have Known' as a yardstick. hamiltonundergroundpress.com/features/boo...hamiltonundergroundpress.comBook review: Home Again, by Jon Toogood - HUP!Home Again, by Jon Toogood, is an enjoyable book written by a grounded rock star. A positive review from Hamilton Underground Press. 020
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 16/09/2026Every song on Shihad's Beautiful Machine sounds like it's from the final credits of something. This take is 18 years late, but still searing hot. 120
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 25/08/2026Great news for everyone making sweet sweet cash in the massive tobacco black market that NZ conjured out of good intentions and shit ideas. 000
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 19/08/2026You just know that someone in that caucus meeting was all like, "well, okay, but only if you promise not say a bunch of stupid shit the very next time you're in front of an audience". I wonder how they're feeling now? 1103
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 19/08/2026ME: I wish there was more music news in mainstream media. *Monkey's paw curls* www.rnz.co.nz/life/music/t... 000
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 18/08/2026Put this guy in charge of the Auckland Harbour crossing. 100
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 25/06/2026@danxduran.bsky.social Putting out a call to people with memories of JBC/Nivara Lounge for a new HUP series. You seem like the sort of guy who might be able to throw together a few paragraphs... hamiltonundergroundpress.com/features/niv... 220
Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)Bill Bennett @billbennett.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Narcissists have a history with reflecting pools 1814451961
Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)Philip Bump @pbump.com · 18/06/2026Capitulation at Versailles (disambiguation) 312524370
Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)Russell Brown @publicaddress.bsky.social · 17/06/2026So ... it appears US negotiators were told to sign a text of the "peace deal" in Farsi, that they could not read, and did not refer it to the Dept of State's own translators, but ran it through an AI. And they've given away everything. Presumably, to try and do it on the President's birthday. Okay. 219126
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 17/06/2026Ok but if you mention this very predictable fall in passenger numbers as a reason to cancel Te Huia next year, we all get to kick you in the kneecaps. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/te-huia-t...nzherald.co.nz'Optimise fare revenue': Waikato councillors back Te Huia price hikeAn adult one-way fare from Frankton to Auckland will rise to $30 with a Bee Card. 164
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 09/06/2026Well that's my reading list sorted for the next year. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped... 010
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 07/06/2026Hey @danxduran.bsky.social, look what's back from the dead (again): hamiltonundergroundpress.com/features/hto...hamiltonundergroundpress.comThe Htown Wiki is BACK! - HUP!Htown Wiki, the internet's #1 source for Hamilton music history, is back at htownwiki.hamiltonuindergroundpress.com. 271
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 28/05/2026Second year in a row that the Aotearoa Music Award have had heaps of next-day news coverage, nearly none of which is about the actual awards. 010
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 24/05/2026"If New Zealand’s cultural life was lacking one thing in the 1990s, it was a primetime TV series featuring two singing, strumming, yodelling, cross-dressing, wisecracking lesbian sisters." Can confirm. RIP Jools. www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainmen...nzherald.co.nzDame Jools Topp of the Topp Twins has died from cancerDame Lynda Topp announced the passing of her sister with "deep sorrow". 051
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 22/05/2026Very happy to have used the phrase "OnlyFans with clothes" in this one. www.hamiltonundergroundpress.com/features/lum...hamiltonundergroundpress.comLume: Six quick thoughts - HUP!New album-based music streaming app Lume looks very interesting. The range of New Zealand musicians is a plus. Can it succeed? 020
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 13/05/2026Impeccable reporting, no notes. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/auckland/... 000
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 08/05/2026Gee, it's such a shame that we're about to stop paying people to make important decisions like this. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/bsa-clear... 000
Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The president of the Norwegian football association has called for the abolition of the FIFA Peace Prize, which was awarded to U.S. president Donald Trump, and says she supports an ethics complaint against Gianni Infantino, the president of world football’s governing body.nyti.msAbolish FIFA Peace Prize awarded to Donald Trump, says president of Norway’s FA (Gift Article)Lise Klaveness also said she supported an ethics complaint against FIFA President Gianni Infantino by a human rights organisation. 591620347
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 23/04/2026Here it is, New Zealand. The ultimate achievement of our greatest musicians: A Silver Scroll, a Taite Music Prize, an Aotearoa Music Award, and a Gold record. The STAG. 220
Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 14/03/2026Inside the Department of War are two wolves: "We've shut down the Colleges of War because book learnings are woke, gay, and irrelevant to war fighting." "How come no one told us the Strait is important, there are different kinds of Kurds, Iran is big, and air power historically doesn't win wars?" 12598442544
Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now 216256726912
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 08/03/2026POV: 46 years after you overthrew your country's monarchy. 000
Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)Nat Torkington @gnat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Remember this when you hear "we shouldn't charge GST on food." 181
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 05/03/2026*House building occurs* NIMBY: "You can't do that" Council: "Yes they can" NIMBY: "Can't" Council: "Whatever, sue me. And the developer. Go on." *Lightbulb appears above NIMBY's head* Cut to... JUDGE: "Yes they can, and you owe them tens of thousands of dollars." www.stuff.co.nz/home-propert... 010
Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)Potato enthusiast 🇵🇸🥔 @br3nda.bsky.social · 24/02/2026You can search the world for "possum". And you can search only New Zealand... We are not the same. 😁 2111
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 29/01/2026Reminder to all NZ musicians who released an album in 2025 that you have about 4.5 hour left to nominate yourself for the TAITE MUSIC PRIZE. You probably won't win, but you will get reviewed in The Spinoff when I do my annual thing of listening to the entire list. Do it. Do it now. 157
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 10/12/2025Only the left could convince itself that very public, internal shitfights are a good way to sharpen your policies without losing votes. Galaxy-brained, 5 dimensional chess shit. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...stuff.co.nz‘False flag’: Head of largest union calls campaign against Nicola Willis a conspiracyLobby group the Taxpayers’ Union has launched a brand of fudge called 'Nicola’s Fudge'. 010
Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential 62143914042
Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 09/12/2025For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over. 42119485
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 08/12/2025Incredibly thin skin, no idea when he's being treated like an absolute chump. Golden combo. 010
Reposted by Max Johns (MxDEJ)She Guevara @sheg7.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I'd pay good money just to see her argument for these biscuits being "biologically male" 731043217
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 03/12/2025All the other people in this video look like they want to be literally anywhere else. 000
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 25/11/2025You know you're from Hamilton when your local MP got married in his formal Dirty Dogs. 011
Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 20/11/2025My 'This coalition is absolutely not falling apart' t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are already answered by the shirt. 020